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Saquon2k22 06/05/21 1:58:02 AM #1: |
Its about 2:00 am now.
im gonna head over to her apartment around 7:00 am. She doesnt have any furniture in her apartment so we are going to lay on the floor watching movies and likely bang like cave people. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kakapo 06/05/21 1:59:27 AM #2: |
Ok have fun wear protection.
Who are you again? --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Saquon2k22 06/05/21 1:59:58 AM #3: |
Kakapo posted...
Ok have fun wear protection.Probably not gonna use protection. Sabio / LivingLegend / Saquon2k21 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJ2GrimReaper 06/05/21 2:00:04 AM #4: |
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Puglia77 06/05/21 2:02:31 AM #5: |
Kakapo posted...
Who are you again? TC does things "unconsensually" --- Proud Arceus of C.E.A.L. 3DS: 3926 5179 1229 IGN: ICanSnake (AS, Moon, UM, SW) | Jon (X) Event List: http://bit.ly/2mVcn2Z Shiny List: http://bit.ly/2wdbxU7 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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David1988 06/05/21 2:03:22 AM #6: |
Have fun!
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Saquon2k22 06/05/21 2:05:31 AM #7: |
David1988 posted...
Have fun! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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berlyman101 06/05/21 2:07:26 AM #8: |
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Kakapo 06/05/21 2:09:34 AM #9: |
Saquon2k22 posted...
Probably not gonna use protection.Yuck --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joe40001 06/05/21 2:10:54 AM #10: |
Aren't you worried she'll get pregnant?
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Saquon2k22 06/05/21 2:12:58 AM #11: |
joe40001 posted...
Aren't you worried she'll get pregnant?No, at this point Im almost 26 years old and if it happens it happens. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Naysaspace 06/05/21 2:14:17 AM #12: |
if you need to mention her race, you're fetishizing it.
therefore, you are a racist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Saquon2k22 06/05/21 2:14:50 AM #13: |
Naysaspace posted...
if you need to mention her race, you're fetishizing it.Thats not how that works at all ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joe40001 06/05/21 2:15:39 AM #14: |
Saquon2k22 posted...
No, at this point Im almost 26 years old and if it happens it happens. How does your age matter at all? Are you really that flippant about a human life? --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jon1012 06/05/21 2:16:38 AM #15: |
Dude. You dont want a kid. I say this as the father of two surprise children. I love my kids but you dont want to be connected to this broad for the next 18 years and probably longer.
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Kakapo 06/05/21 2:16:59 AM #16: |
joe40001 posted...
How does your age matter at all?Hes also fairly flippant about things like consent --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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catboy 06/05/21 2:17:52 AM #17: |
Naysaspace posted...
if you need to mention her race, you're fetishizing it.lol --- damn mods sure are really putting on some overtime tonight huh Then by that logic, real women are pixels. -Kisai ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Saquon2k22 06/05/21 2:18:07 AM #18: |
jon1012 posted...
Dude. You dont want a kid. I say this as the father of two surprise children. I love my kids but you dont want to be connected to this broad for the next 18 years and probably longer.First of all, how do you know that I dont want a kid? You just said that you love yours. And even though Ive only met this woman and one other time, she seems like a really solid chick She has a bachelors degree and a decent job and shes not crazy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Saquon2k22 06/05/21 2:20:28 AM #19: |
joe40001 posted...
How does your age matter at all?Who the fuck wants to have a child when youre like 40? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joe40001 06/05/21 2:28:29 AM #20: |
Saquon2k22 posted...
First of all, how do you know that I dont want a kid? You just said that you love yours. Yeah, which is a good enough reason to date. Not shape your entire life and the life of a entirely new human. --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnholyMudcrab 06/05/21 2:31:01 AM #21: |
Please don't tell me anyone actually believes this
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Saquon2k22 06/05/21 2:35:34 AM #22: |
joe40001 posted...
Yeah, which is a good enough reason to date. Not shape your entire life and the life of a entirely new human.Bro, Ive been realizing just how short life is The other day I was sitting in my car staring out the window thinking about how Im rapidly approaching 30 and its time for me to start thinking about having kids I dont want to be an old mofo with no children. I was talking to my buddy at work the other day who has a son who is like six months old.. (hes 32).. I asked him if he wishes that he wouldve had a child at a younger age and he said yes He said he wished he wouldve had it when he was like 27. my 26th birthday is in July and I dont want to wait much longer before I start having children. It sounds crazy, but I know Im going to be a good father. Im not even gonna try to get this woman pregnant today, but if it happens its not going to be the end of the world In fact I would be really happy about it assuming she wanted to keep it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joe40001 06/05/21 2:38:18 AM #23: |
Well having kids in general never made sense to me. There are so many ways to fuck it up and so few ways not to. But severe chronic depression makes the world look very different so idk.
you are almost definitely better having a planned baby that a whoopsie baby. I can't imagine that turning out great. Life is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to fucking short/fast though --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Saquon2k22 06/05/21 2:48:07 AM #24: |
joe40001 posted...
Well having kids in general never made sense to me. There are so many ways to fuck it up and so few ways not to. But severe chronic depression makes the world look very different so idk.Damn i got you mixed up with @jon1012 Very similar usernames. Anyways, my whole family has been Woopsie babies more or less This chick has seven brothers and sisters, I have five. Both of our sets of parents started having kids around the age of 20 Both us are 25 at the moment so we are way behind in terms of what our parents did My mom and dad had 3 children by the time they were my age. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joe40001 06/05/21 2:49:35 AM #25: |
Saquon2k22 posted...
Damn i got you mixed up with @jon1012 Very similar usernames. Yeah but I don't think that's something to aspire to. Why have a baby if you aren't ready/in love with the person you are having the child with? Seems like a horrible idea. --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jon1012 06/05/21 2:50:51 AM #26: |
Then fuck it. Do it. Fuck her raw and bust in her. Why not. What could possibly go wrong.
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Saquon2k22 06/05/21 2:55:38 AM #27: |
joe40001 posted...
Yeah but I don't think that's something to aspire to. Ive been heartbroken so many times, Im convinced that love doesnt actually exist Another thing my buddy at work told me was that youll never be ready to have children Literally they will never be a perfect time. So after he said that I just accepted the fact that its going to happen one way or another. jon1012 posted... Then fuck it. Do it. Fuck her raw and bust in her. Why not. What could possibly go wrong.LOL. Im probably not going to bust in her If it happens it will be because one of my swimmers sneaked out and defied all the odds. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Saquon2k22 06/05/21 3:23:11 AM #28: |
@jon1012
im curious you said you had 2 kids by accident. Did you actually bust inside of that woman/women or did you try to pull out and stayed in too long and the first shot made it in or what? Ive had unprotected sex lots of times but it baffles me when people say they have kids by accident ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jon1012 06/05/21 3:35:00 AM #29: |
It wasnt an accident. I knew what I was doing. The girls just didnt get on birth control and we were foolish.
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sktgamer_13dude 06/05/21 3:37:13 AM #30: |
This happened.
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Returning_CEmen 06/05/21 3:49:29 AM #31: |
I had sex 4 times tonight. Top that
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Scorsese2002 06/05/21 3:52:33 AM #32: |
Returning_CEmen posted...
I had sex 4 times tonight. Top that Slow down there cowboy, dont wanna get carpel tunnel --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JTilly 06/05/21 3:55:15 AM #33: |
Oh,, tc is the rapist
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Saquon2k22 06/05/21 3:56:47 AM #34: |
Scorsese2002 posted...
Slow down there cowboy, dont wanna get carpel tunnelOwned !!!!!!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Returning_CEmen 06/05/21 4:08:27 AM #35: |
Scorsese2002 posted...
Slow down there cowboy, dont wanna get carpel tunnelIt was with a chick I met on hinge. It was out 3rd date. --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joe40001 06/05/21 4:30:10 AM #36: |
Saquon2k22 posted...
@jon1012 You have sex without protection? Jesus you are lucky it hasn't happened yet. --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Saquon2k22 06/05/21 5:19:08 AM #37: |
joe40001 posted...
You have sex without protection? Jesus you are lucky it hasn't happened yet.Im pretty sure its not likely you will get her pregnant unless you nut. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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g0ldie 06/05/21 5:21:02 AM #38: |
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Saquon2k22 06/05/21 5:25:34 AM #39: |
g0ldie posted...
you don't worry about STDs, or anything?Well yeah, but I already had unprotected sex with this chick once so unless shes been having sex with other people then I should be fine to have sex with her a second time. I could already have an STD and not even know it. I dont know what you want me to say. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 06/05/21 5:28:09 AM #40: |
Yes! Bite her ass
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Saquon2k22 06/05/21 5:36:39 AM #41: |
R1masher posted...
Yes! Bite her assBruh I wish she was kinky but unfortunately she is vanilla af. On the bright side, she is not shy when it comes to giving head and she has really big lips We were at a hotel room a few weeks ago and she was going at it for like 20 minutes and I was borderline screaming like Holy shit OH my god FUCK!!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RedJackson 06/05/21 7:55:59 AM #42: |
Saquon2k22 posted...
like Holy s*** OH my god f***!!! Me too, I was screaming OH shit... wtf.. this is CRAZY... oh fuck!!! yesterday just to root for you --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bulletproofvita 06/05/21 8:13:30 AM #43: |
Saquon2k22 posted...
so unless shes been having sex with other people then I should be fine to have sex with her a second time.Risky business --- I don't do signatures. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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roos1046 Reborn 06/05/21 8:47:06 AM #44: |
I remember this copy pasta.
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Saquon2k22 06/05/21 8:56:32 AM #45: |
Im about to let my white garden snake loose on some dark chocolate cake.
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Offworlder1 06/05/21 9:08:57 AM #46: |
Why are any of you believing this guy's bullshit ?
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Saquon2k22 06/05/21 9:16:31 AM #47: |
Dont be mad that Im clapping brown booty cheeks
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ROOTFayth 06/05/21 9:26:36 AM #48: |
feels like if you feel the need to brag everytime you have sex, you likely havent had a lot of it
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Agnostic420 06/05/21 9:30:13 AM #49: |
This is why we have mental awareness month for people like TC. This creating of new accounts to post ignorant shot has to get tedious after awhile.
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masticatingman 06/05/21 9:31:47 AM #50: |
Saquon2k22 posted...
Im about to let my white garden snake loose on some dark chocolate cake.And you went out of your way earlier itt to claim you werent fetishizing the racial component of this upcoming booty call? Lol --- To/fro from-towards ... Copied to Clipboard!
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