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UnfairRepresent
06/06/21 7:34:41 PM
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*Kills them*
*Corpse has 20gold, a twix bar and a pointed stick*
*Nothing else is lootable*

Then where was his inventory game!? The void of time and space!?

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Lost_All_Senses
06/06/21 7:35:20 PM
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Bury me with my money!

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nothanks1
06/06/21 7:35:42 PM
#3:


UnfairRepresent posted...
The void of time and space!?

Actually, yes.
It's in a container not accessible to players
Bethesda is one of the few stupid fucks that place the container in the cell and you can glitch out of bounds to get to it
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devilminion
06/06/21 7:36:13 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
The void of time and space!?


Well... Yes. Pocket dimension. How do you think he was able to carry around twenty wagons worth of cheese wheels?
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UnfairRepresent
06/06/21 7:38:38 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
Actually, yes.
It's in a container not accessible to players
Bethesda is one of the few stupid fucks that place the container in the cell and you can glitch out of bounds to get to it
In #Skyrim the Khajit merchant chest in Dawnstar (I think) is within the rocks and obtainable without glitching out of bounds

You can sell them everything then just take it back along with their entire inventory

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NightRender
06/06/21 7:40:01 PM
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From I roleplaying perspective, I hate it.

From a balance perspective, I get it.

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DuneMan
06/06/21 7:42:24 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
In #Skyrim the Khajit merchant chest in Dawnstar (I think) is within the rocks and obtainable without glitching out of bounds

You can sell them everything then just take it back along with their entire inventory
All 3 Khajiit Caravan chests are lootable. Dawnstar's is next to the mine, Markarth's is on the other side of the stone fence near their campsite, and Solitude's is sitting on that little bluff they camp on.

If you install the 'Unofficial Patch' fan mod though it moves the chests out of reach.

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Middle hope
06/06/21 7:42:55 PM
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The items all have an enchantment on them that prevents people from looting them.

When you buy them legally the shopkeeper removes the enchantment.

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UnfairRepresent
06/06/21 7:43:48 PM
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Middle hope posted...
The items all have an enchantment on them that prevents people from looting them.

When you buy them legally the shopkeeper removes the enchantment.
So like fantasy version of security tags?

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Middle hope
06/06/21 7:44:17 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
So like fantasy version of security tags?
Yes

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Questionmarktarius
06/06/21 7:44:23 PM
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Videogames are not simulations, and the ones that try to be tend to be rather boring.

Or, this is accurately simulating what happens when you shoot a convenience store clerk or something.
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Aressar
06/06/21 7:46:09 PM
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This is one of the many reasons why I love Fallout 1 & 2, where traders'/shopkeepers' bodies actually have the items they traded in life.

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UnfairRepresent
06/07/21 3:29:42 PM
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Aressar posted...
This is one of the many reasons why I love Fallout 1 & 2, where traders'/shopkeepers' bodies actually have the items they traded in life.
Fallout tactics too.

Including random encounter merchants

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Notti
06/09/21 2:28:59 AM
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Machete
06/09/21 4:55:05 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
*a pointed stick*


Well at least it wasn't a banana
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BloodMoon7
06/09/21 5:04:25 AM
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Plot twist, the items turned back into sticks because they were always sticks and the shopkeeper was trying to scam you.

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Thompson
06/09/21 5:10:29 AM
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The Twix bar is the only one in the game and provides a meager 4 HP, but it's actually the most elusive easter egg due to its 0.2% chance of appearing on the corpse of a dead merchant.

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electricbugs2
06/09/21 5:20:20 AM
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Thompson posted...
The Twix bar is the only one in the game and provides a meager 4 HP, but it's actually the most elusive easter egg due to its 0.2% chance of appearing on the corpse of a dead merchant.
Flashbacks to both Morrowind and Terraria here. Love both games though.

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UnfairRepresent
06/09/21 9:50:24 AM
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Machete posted...
Well at least it wasn't a banana
Suppose he's got a bunch?

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