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thedeerzord 06/08/21 10:12:28 PM #1:	Its much wider than the other area. --- "Social media made you all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it."-Mike Tyson <cite>thedeerzord posted [p:954795469] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote>Its much wider than the other area. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 06/08/21 10:17:47 PM #2:	thedeerzord posted... Its much wider than the other area. It is infact not... the esophagus can not stretch particularly much, no more than the spasm reflex. The vagoo, however, can expand to just over 300x when needed --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:954795622] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote>thedeerzord posted... </cite> <quote>Its much wider than the other area.</quote> It is infact not... the esophagus can not stretch particularly much, no more than the spasm reflex. The vagoo, however, can expand to just over 300x when needed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 06/08/21 10:18:22 PM #3:	It's not, actually, at least not if you look at the bones instead of the soft tissue. Soft tissue stretches, bones don't. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:954795643] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote>It's not, actually, at least not if you look at the bones instead of the soft tissue. Soft tissue stretches, bones don't. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thedeerzord 06/08/21 10:33:33 PM #4:	adjl posted... It's not, actually, at least not if you look at the bones instead of the soft tissue. Soft tissue stretches, bones don't. I know It was just a joke --- "Social media made you all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it."-Mike Tyson <cite>thedeerzord posted [p:954796110] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote>adjl posted... </cite> <quote>It's not, actually, at least not if you look at the bones instead of the soft tissue. Soft tissue stretches, bones don't.</quote>I know It was just a joke </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 06/08/21 10:40:16 PM #5:	they aren't namekians --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:954796292] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote>they aren't namekians</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OhhhJa 06/08/21 10:42:19 PM #6:	You would think something as crucial to the survival of a species as reproduction would be easier. But no, it's painful, complicated, and potentially dangerous <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:954796349] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote>You would think something as crucial to the survival of a species as reproduction would be easier. But no, it's painful, complicated, and potentially dangerous </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MeteoricBurst 06/08/21 10:46:27 PM #7:	Dangerous is an understatement. The problem with humans is that there was a runaway evolution effect selecting for increasingly larger brains. Which means human babies have massive heads and are also helpless, so difficult childbirth. I think the average age for humans was only like 25 for the longest time and that's because child mortality was extremely high. --- "I had no choice but to choose the DLC." - Junichi Masuda <cite>MeteoricBurst posted [p:954796473] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote>Dangerous is an understatement. The problem with humans is that there was a runaway evolution effect selecting for increasingly larger brains. Which means human babies have massive heads and are also helpless, so difficult childbirth. I think the average age for humans was only like 25 for the longest time and that's because child mortality was extremely high. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 06/08/21 10:57:04 PM #8:	This shit gimmick is pretty much on par with the MartianManchild shit gimmick. --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "I'm a pathetic Simp and am proud to be exploited" - Lord_Shadow <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:954796770] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote>This shit gimmick is pretty much on par with the MartianManchild shit gimmick. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eating4fun 06/08/21 11:01:34 PM #9:	https://i.imgur.com/kP1FQQG.png --- Your palace may last forever, but my yurt can go anywhere. <cite>eating4fun posted [p:954796891] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/kP1FQQG.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 06/08/21 11:23:58 PM #10:	https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uMcIUmfTZS4 --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:954797504] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uMcIUmfTZS4</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackScythe0 06/08/21 11:37:08 PM #11:	thedeerzord posted... It was just a joke Uh... where? <cite>BlackScythe0 posted [p:954797861] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote>thedeerzord posted... </cite> <quote>It was just a joke</quote> Uh... where? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
faramir77 06/08/21 11:42:10 PM #12:	Sir, this is an Arbys. --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk -- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. -- <cite>faramir77 posted [p:954797973] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote>Sir, this is an Arbys. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jsb0714 06/08/21 11:54:44 PM #13:	BlackScythe0 posted... Uh... where? Seriously. TC, sometimes it's best not to hit the Post New Message button. <cite>jsb0714 posted [p:954798278] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote>BlackScythe0 posted... </cite> <quote>Uh... where?</quote>Seriously. TC, sometimes it's best not to hit the Post New Message button. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shadowsword87 06/08/21 11:55:42 PM #14:	adjl posted... It's not, actually, at least not if you look at the bones instead of the soft tissue. Soft tissue stretches, bones don't. Have you heard of vore? <cite>shadowsword87 posted [p:954798304] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote>adjl posted... </cite> <quote>It's not, actually, at least not if you look at the bones instead of the soft tissue. Soft tissue stretches, bones don't.</quote> Have you heard of vore? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReturnOfFa 06/09/21 12:52:28 AM #15:	Why don't men birth babies through their urethras? --- girls like my fa <cite>ReturnOfFa posted [p:954799522] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote>Why don't men birth babies through their urethras? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 06/09/21 6:54:26 AM #16:	ReturnOfFa posted... Why don't men birth babies through their urethras? because men can't give birth --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:954804151] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote>ReturnOfFa posted...</cite> <quote>Why don't men birth babies through their urethras? </quote> because men can't give birth</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fam_Fam 06/09/21 7:48:19 AM #17:	Krazy_Kirby posted... because men can't give birth because some men can't give birth* <cite>Fam_Fam posted [p:954804842] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote>Krazy_Kirby posted... </cite> <quote>because men can't give birth</quote> because some men can't give birth* </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeetCheet 06/09/21 8:07:40 AM #18:	Birds got it all figured out. Laying eggs > Giving birth --- https://imgur.com/eQrRxik https://imgur.com/NC8itow <cite>LeetCheet posted [p:954805153] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote>Birds got it all figured out. Laying eggs > Giving birth</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 06/09/21 8:44:16 AM #19:	Fam_Fam posted... because some men can't give birth* biologically false --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:954805822] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote>Fam_Fam posted...</cite> <quote> because some men can't give birth* </quote> biologically false</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fam_Fam 06/09/21 8:57:18 AM #20:	Krazy_Kirby posted... biologically false men = gender (social), not sex (biological), so you're wrong. <cite>Fam_Fam posted [p:954806125] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote>Krazy_Kirby posted... </cite> <quote>biologically false</quote> men = gender (social), not sex (biological), so you're wrong. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 06/09/21 9:02:10 AM #21:	LeetCheet posted... Birds got it all figured out. Laying eggs > Giving birth In terms of the physiological demands, it's not actually all that different. They still need to provide the fetus with all the necessary nutrients, and they still need to squeeze something baby-sized through their baby hole. The biggest benefit of laying eggs is that the females spend less of the gestation time being vulnerable due to carrying the fetus themselves, but in exchange for that, the offspring themselves are more vulnerable. Arguably, marsupials strike the best balance: Their offspring are extremely small and easy to deliver at birth, and they aren't tied to a long, vulnerable gestation time. They still have to provide all of the nutrients to develop the offspring into something independent (that's just plain thermodynamics, you're never getting around that), but because the altricial offspring finishes its development in the mother's pouch, if she encounters a situation where the baby would slow her down enough to endanger her life, she can yank it out of her pouch and leave it behind. Keeping it in the pouch provides a comparable level of protection to what placental mammals give their developing offspring, though, so the issue of ovivores doesn't come up. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:954806207] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote>LeetCheet posted... </cite> <quote>Birds got it all figured out. Laying eggs > Giving birth</quote> In terms of the physiological demands, it's not actually all that different. They still need to provide the fetus with all the necessary nutrients, and they still need to squeeze something baby-sized through their baby hole. The biggest benefit of laying eggs is that the females spend less of the gestation time being vulnerable due to carrying the fetus themselves, but in exchange for that, the offspring themselves are more vulnerable. Arguably, marsupials strike the best balance: Their offspring are extremely small and easy to deliver at birth, and they aren't tied to a long, vulnerable gestation time. They still have to provide all of the nutrients to develop the offspring into something independent (that's just plain thermodynamics, you're never getting around that), but because the altricial offspring finishes its development in the mother's pouch, if she encounters a situation where the baby would slow her down enough to endanger her life, she can yank it out of her pouch and leave it behind. Keeping it in the pouch provides a comparable level of protection to what placental mammals give their developing offspring, though, so the issue of ovivores doesn't come up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DMX99 06/09/21 3:38:25 PM #22:	why cant they just lay eggs so it wouldnt hurt as much? <cite>DMX99 posted [p:954818420] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote>why cant they just lay eggs so it wouldnt hurt as much? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MondoMan180 06/09/21 3:58:58 PM #23:	DMX99 posted... why cant they just lay eggs so it wouldnt hurt as much? Would it be rape if you broke into a girls house and jacked off onto her eggs while she wasn't around? Wait, do you mean eggs bird style or eggs fish or frog style --- Just call me M80 Matey ;) <cite>MondoMan180 posted [p:954819146] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote>DMX99 posted... </cite> <quote>why cant they just lay eggs so it wouldnt hurt as much?</quote> Would it be rape if you broke into a girls house and jacked off onto her eggs while she wasn't around? Wait, do you mean eggs bird style or eggs fish or frog style </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReturnOfFa 06/10/21 12:54:36 AM #24:	Krazy_Kirby posted... biologically false Tell that to a man with a uterus. Good luck! --- girls like my fa <cite>ReturnOfFa posted [p:954834450] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote>Krazy_Kirby posted... </cite> <quote>biologically false</quote>Tell that to a man with a uterus. Good luck! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 06/10/21 1:51:52 AM #25:	ReturnOfFa posted... Tell that to a man with a uterus. Good luck! good luck finding a unicorn --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:954835561] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote>ReturnOfFa posted...</cite> <quote> Tell that to a man with a uterus. Good luck! </quote> good luck finding a unicorn</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 06/10/21 2:10:01 AM #26:	Why cant woman give birth through the mouth? They can, but only if impregnated through buttsecks --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:954835858] in Why cant w... [t:79502617]...</cite> <quote><quote>Why cant woman give birth through the mouth?</quote>They can, but only if impregnated through buttsecks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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