Poll of the Day > Guys I found the president's nuclear code

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"new kid"

They thought he was being clever, it's a portmanteau for "nuke it"

try it it totally works

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actually nevermind it's just a shortcut to if you want to talk to the FBI

that fucker

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did you know that some photocopiers have a killswitch in them if you photocopy a dollar bill it will inform the police automatically.

you can totally do this to prank copy shops when they aren't looking

edit: also that's not a portmanteau, it's a mondegreen.

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For 20 years the launch code for Minuteman nuclear missiles was 00000000

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Lokarin posted...

did you know that some photocopiers have a killswitch in them if you photocopy a dollar bill it will inform the police automatically.

Yes (I have encountered them)

Lokarin posted...

edit: also that's not a portmanteau, it's a mondegreen.

thanks

noun

a misunderstood or misinterpreted word or phrase resulting from a mishearing of the lyrics of a song.

..That's not a mondegreen

Whatever lokarin said is a mondegreen is a mondegreen

I guess that is also a mondegreen but is not what a mondegreen is

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captpackrat posted...

For 20 years the launch code for Minuteman nuclear missiles was 00000000

When I clicked on the spoiler tag, my phone wanted me to dial that.