Poll of the Day > Is there a reason my dad finds my broken ass phone on a top shelf inside a bowl

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Wait, maybe that was the coverup

I already found it in his care and took it from there, and so it was already broken, but at least it charged before he had it- right?

Ok so he had it for whatever reason and it still could be charged but now it was broken-broken (probably needs a new battery or something now)

So I place it on a top shelf cabinet inside a bowl. It's already broken broken but he never said anything happened or why he had it beforehand in the first place

So now, it's already broken broken (and my only resort in deductive reasoning was to point the finger at him)

And he comes back one day and says I found your phone in the water or something like that

As if looking up in a top cabinet where nobody hides anything or even uses those bowls is a normal thing

And you wonder why I think they got something going on in their head or if they got weird paranormal prompts or work for the CIA or some shit (where's my intel chip huh)

no not the processor guys, unless they make those too

But TL;DR : My dad fucks up my phone, doesn't say a damn thing about it and so I'm just like does he realize it's fucked up now, I hide it, something in his brain tells him to look up on a top shelf cabinet and find it again, and after he decides to inform me that he found something exactly where I put it so that it would be left alone, he tells me he found it and accidentally left it in the water or something

why won't he leave my phone alone

I don't want to hear that because it's a bowl shelf, it's a large bowl shelf, and is literally the closest shelf to a wall that no one uses and is like a porridge bowl thing

Which is a useful bowl, I don't know why we don't use these, but nobody goes there and he wasn't trying to use a bowl otherwise the/a bowl would be gone

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I buried stuff in my moms defembachia planter one time, and then it was super hard to get it back because she was always around when I was there.

If Im hiding stuff from my gf, I make sure its on a shelf she cant reach, and I removed the step-ladder.

And yeah, I dont know the answer to your questions.

Weird shit. Do either of you get drunk and hide stuff and forget?

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Firewood18 posted...

Weird shit. Do either of you get drunk and hide stuff and forget?

no

I wasn't drunk

I just hide stuff

I was hide

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