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Phantom36
06/15/21 10:03:37 AM
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Me: Burrito

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CADE FOSTER
06/15/21 10:05:24 AM
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anti social bro sad really
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DD Divine
06/15/21 10:09:04 AM
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Im with ya, like Thats helpful theres like 6 types of burritos there.

I use the app to avoid social interactions

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Frizzurd
06/15/21 10:16:38 AM
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My life sucks. How are you?
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lww99
06/15/21 10:19:28 AM
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I used to get this constantly when I served

hi my name is lww99, Ill be

coke, no ice!

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Umbreon
06/15/21 10:24:34 AM
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Hopefully they give you the blandest burrito possible since you failed to specify anything.

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codey
06/15/21 10:26:02 AM
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Can't even manage to be the respected loner, huh?

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Phantom36
06/15/21 10:32:38 AM
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Umbreon posted...
Hopefully they give you the blandest burrito possible since you failed to specify anything.

At my local Chipotle they first ask:
burrito, taco, quesadilla or bowl?

Then they ask you the kind you want.

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R1masher
06/15/21 10:36:53 AM
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Hello, lets exchange pleasantries before we commit to this transaction

Man, listen, just give me my shit

Cool, cool, they make me say that anyway, you think I give a fuck how you are

BURRITO!


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Dakimakura
06/15/21 10:38:03 AM
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Did she have big milkers?

Should have asked her out TC, you blew your one shot.

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Giant_Aspirin
06/15/21 10:38:19 AM
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Phantom36 posted...
At my local Chipotle they first ask:
burrito, taco, quesadilla or bowl?

Then they ask you the kind you want.

but the cashier is at the end of the assembly line. why did you tell the last person in the chain what you wanted? o_o

Frizzurd posted...
My life sucks. How are you?

sometimes i actually am honest when im feeling shitty and say stuff like "my day really sucks. how are you?" just to see the awkwardness because i find this social custom in the US annoying. just give me a standard greeting because we both know you don't actually care how i am.

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PatrickMahomes
06/15/21 10:57:21 AM
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No no no, you've got it all wrong, it goes like this

Me at chipotle: "hi can you start my order?"
cashier: *no repsonse, continues to plow through the online orders with no regard for my life*

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SK8T3R215
06/15/21 11:00:28 AM
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DarkFists
06/15/21 11:14:39 AM
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SK8T3R215 posted...
https://content.fortune.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/sony-patent-8246454-01.png?w=868

That seems like it'd be a fun way to end a commercial break for a bit, just seeing how many different mcdonald's sentences it'd accept before you get tired of it :P

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Phantom36
06/15/21 5:33:35 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
but the cashier is at the end of the assembly line. why did you tell the last person in the chain what you wanted? o_o


You've never gone through the line backwards? Psh all the cool kids are doin' it


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