Poll of the Day > bro I fucking hate children

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DirtBasedSoap
06/16/21 5:39:15 PM
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i bought a day pass to a nice rooftop resort pool for my gf and I and its full of all these little annoying ass kids screaming and splashing everywhere

i fucking hate them

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Jen0125
06/16/21 5:42:23 PM
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Same

I hate negligent parents more tho

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DirtBasedSoap
06/16/21 5:43:53 PM
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yeah, these kids are just splashing us in the face over and over and the parents dont give a fuck

im calling the cops

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helIy
06/16/21 5:44:43 PM
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get rekt

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Jen0125
06/16/21 5:44:44 PM
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Start splashing them so hard they can barely breathe because of the volume of water

They'll leave you alone and then when their mom comes over to Karen you can splash her too

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helIy
06/16/21 5:45:45 PM
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just straight fuckin drown em

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Monopoman
06/16/21 5:46:53 PM
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Just dunk one of them underwater for about 30 seconds as a show of dominance.
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Mead
06/16/21 5:50:22 PM
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Shit in the pool near them theyll get blamed

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DirtBasedSoap
06/16/21 5:55:36 PM
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helIy posted...
just straight fuckin drown em
lmao

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Mead
06/16/21 5:57:49 PM
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Wait you said this is a rooftop resort

theres an obvious solution

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Greenfox111
06/16/21 6:00:07 PM
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Mead posted...
Wait you said this is a rooftop resort

theres an obvious solution
Yeah, get your own pool

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DirtBasedSoap
06/16/21 6:00:40 PM
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lmao what would you guys do if you saw on the news later tonight that some guy and his gf got arrested for drowning kids and throwing them off rooftops

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Sahuagin
06/16/21 6:03:38 PM
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hmmm there's a recent Rammstein song for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbfeH6Q8PzY

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Soup_or_Science
06/16/21 6:04:18 PM
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I'd wonder why it wasn't on the news right now probably.
But right now is later tonight... So wait dude, I'm confused.

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DirtBasedSoap
06/16/21 6:08:09 PM
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Soup_or_Science posted...
I'd wonder why it wasn't on the news right now probably.
But right now is later tonight... So wait dude, I'm confused.
I meant more like if you were watching the news later tonight and saw it.

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Soup_or_Science
06/16/21 6:13:43 PM
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Oh, so I don't even get to consider it. Yeah, I guess I mentally cheated there

Oh, man! I'd remember that topic on PotD that guy made about how irate he was getting over the annoying children! Oh, how horrific!

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Mead
06/16/21 6:14:04 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
lmao what would you guys do if you saw on the news later tonight that some guy and his gf got arrested for drowning kids and throwing them off rooftops

wonder how long until they made it into a movie

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DirtBasedSoap
06/16/21 6:16:14 PM
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Mead posted...
wonder how long until they made it into a movie
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jbomb1234
06/16/21 7:21:17 PM
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I would have complained to the manager. My day is ruined and I demand satisfaction!

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DirtBasedSoap
06/16/21 7:58:30 PM
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theyre still fucking here

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dragon504
06/16/21 8:00:00 PM
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Oh no, children playing. Sounds like they're having a better time than you, better get your Karen on.

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DirtBasedSoap
06/16/21 8:01:29 PM
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dragon504 posted...
Oh no, children playing. Sounds like they're having a better time than you, better get your Karen on.
not wanting to listen to kids scream and splash me for 3 hours but being polite about it makes me a Karen? okay

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Mead
06/16/21 8:02:09 PM
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dragon504 posted...
Oh no, children playing. Sounds like they're having a better time than you, better get your Karen on.

found the lousy parent whose kid is wrecking up store shelves while theyre on their phone everywhere they freaking go

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Dmess85
06/16/21 8:06:08 PM
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helIy posted...
get rekt

get reek

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ReturnOfFa
06/16/21 8:09:35 PM
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meh read the reviews

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deoxxys
06/16/21 8:43:37 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
theyre still fucking here
gross

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ReturnOfFa
06/16/21 8:44:11 PM
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just leave if you don't like it

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dragon504
06/16/21 8:55:59 PM
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Mead posted...
found the lousy parent whose kid is wrecking up store shelves while theyre on their phone everywhere they freaking go

Lmao, kids playing in a pool, is not the same as little monsters running amok in a store. Come on, you know better than that.

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Mead
06/16/21 8:58:11 PM
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dragon504 posted...
Lmao, kids playing in a pool, is not the same as little monsters running amok in a store. Come on, you know better than that.

if the kids are being so obnoxious that nobody else can enjoy the pool, then parents need to step in and get them to chill or have them take a break

obviously kids just swimming and having fun normally in a pool is totally fine

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Mead
06/16/21 8:59:06 PM
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ReturnOfFa posted...
just leave if you don't like it

thats a frustrating thing though if he paid money to enjoy the place

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DirtBasedSoap
06/16/21 9:07:47 PM
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Mead posted...
thats a frustrating thing though if he paid money to enjoy the place
yeah I paid like $100 for the day!

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ReturnOfFa
06/16/21 10:09:50 PM
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ask for your money back within half an hour of having a crappy time?

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JigsawTDC
06/16/21 10:47:05 PM
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Idk what it is, but kids love me, so Ive embraced it and tend to enjoy being around children as a result. Which is good, considering I often work as a teacher to middle school level kids.

The first time I realized I have some weird talent was when I was on a camping trip with a group of friends. It was part of a larger family camping trip that one of the friends went to every year. Like huge family gathering and they obviously were open about bringing guests (unrelatedly I had the best fondue Ive ever had on this camping trip; some Swiss dude had brought all the stuff and made enough for everyone on the trip). Anyway, suffice to say, there were a shitton of kids.

I dont remember why, but one day my friends and I were like in charge of babysitting the kids. I guess all the older adults wanted to go off and get drunk or something and thought leaving them with the pot-smoking, salvia tripping younger adults would be a safer bet. They were probably right (we only did the salvia at night anyway). The kids were being fucking annoying and obnoxious as hell. My friend whose family this whole trip was connected to was trying to get the kids to listen or something, and they just wouldnt. I said, here let me try, just on like a whim and within two minutes I had a circle of twentyish children sitting around me, captivated and enthralled, quiet and attentative. I felt like a fucking cult leader. A true dream realized. My friends were all baffled and amazed. Theyd regularly bring up their amazement over this event for the next couple years until they abandoned me as friends.

Ive since worked as an English tutor and ESL teacher, both to children and adults, and while Im a good teacher in general, I do have a possess a particular ability to connect with children that others are clearly lacking. I do think its a skill some naturally possess, but I also think its something you can easily cultivate as well.

I need to like children for my job, but even if I didnt I think Id still possess a fondness for them. Ive had like baby fever for the past year though, so that could be warping my view too.

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faz
06/16/21 10:47:45 PM
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Throw a Babe Ruth chocolate bar into the pool.

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deoxxys
06/17/21 12:18:58 AM
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VioletMassacre posted...
There's playing and there's sounding like you're being chased by a killer. Kids in general seem to have no lower volume than "inside a fucking jet engine".
yeah lol

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Joe_Biden
06/17/21 9:34:05 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/3tFrvtw.png

lmao ok

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DirtBasedSoap
06/17/21 11:19:29 PM
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lol I hope you werent actually serious about drowning children!!!

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BigBangBro
06/17/21 11:46:30 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
lol I hope you werent actually serious about drowning children!!!
No. GameFAQs staff can just be assholes sometimes. My mains account before his current one got banned for saying he didnt care about a certain persons death over a non-famous ones.

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Mead
06/17/21 11:50:00 PM
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Imagine being the nerd that marked it

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ReturnOfFa
06/17/21 11:55:19 PM
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The only person I've narced on was that guy posting pics of his own kid sleeping and questioning if she was 'normal' for sleeping with dolls at her age.

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DirtBasedSoap
06/17/21 11:56:43 PM
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there was a kid like 15 years ago that burned down a church in New Zealand I think and made a thread saying he was gonna do it on CE or some other board right before. maybe LUE?

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Mead
06/17/21 11:57:35 PM
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ReturnOfFa posted...
The only person I've narced on was that guy posting pics of his own kid sleeping and questioning if she was 'normal' for sleeping with dolls at her age.

yeah that poor kid

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fishy071
06/18/21 12:13:33 AM
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I'm the opposite: I like children.

Were the children left unsupervised? Then that is dangerous. Parents shouldn't leave their children unattended.

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BigBangBro
06/18/21 1:09:10 AM
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ReturnOfFa posted...
The only person I've narced on was that guy posting pics of his own kid sleeping and questioning if she was 'normal' for sleeping with dolls at her age.
I'd hate if my dad did that.


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deoxxys
06/18/21 4:07:07 AM
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ReturnOfFa posted...
The only person I've narced on was that guy posting pics of his own kid sleeping and questioning if she was 'normal' for sleeping with dolls at her age.
Who was that again?

I remember that.

The epitome of stupid, is is normal for little girls to like dolls?

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ClarkDuke
06/18/21 4:22:02 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
Start splashing them so hard they can barely breathe because of the volume of water

They'll leave you alone and then when their mom comes over to Karen you can splash her too
this is my go to move at hotel pools if theres children, and i would like to believe caesar milan would be proud, ok?

i also pee in every single pool ive entered as a show of dominance, ok?

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Fierce_Deity_08
06/18/21 8:28:36 AM
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Usually when I ride on bumper cars, I find a kid and make them my first target. Its all in good fun though.

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jiffdiff
06/18/21 5:16:18 PM
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How dare children have fun in public places designed for people to have fun
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