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Philoktetes 06/17/21 6:46:48 AM #1: |
She was pretty hot, Latina, and probably about 23 or 24. She looked totally available and willing for me to ask her out. So when she asked what veggies I wanted on my meatball sub, I said "You are too pretty to be working here. I can't have you work another minute." She glanced at me for a few seconds, like she couldn't believe I had the balls to ask her out. Then she pushed the sandwich to the side and ignored me. I pretended like I said nothing, paid for my sandwich, and got the fuck out of there.
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SpeedDemon20 06/17/21 6:49:12 AM #2: |
She was probably 25.
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LeetCheet 06/17/21 7:56:18 AM #3: |
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KJ StErOiDs 06/17/21 7:59:33 AM #4: |
Apparently no T.I.
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blu 06/17/21 7:59:53 AM #5: |
Philoktetes posted...
I said "You are too pretty to be working here. I can't have you work another minute." Thats kinda an insult. First half is telling her that her job is bad and implies bad things about a person. Second part sounds like youre asking her to be a housewife and sounds a bit controlling. I know its not meant to be. Keep up on asking girls out IRL, but Id find a new phrase. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EvilMegas 06/17/21 8:13:45 AM #6: |
It sounded like he wanted to make her bones into wind chimes. Especially the very graceful move of scurrying away.
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LaggnFragnLarry 06/17/21 8:33:52 AM #7: |
asks me about my $5 foot long
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rexcrk 06/17/21 8:56:41 AM #8: |
Definitely read this before.
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FatalAccident 06/17/21 9:01:54 AM #9: |
KJ StErOiDs posted...
Apparently no T.I. --- *walks away* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mensis 06/17/21 9:06:25 AM #10: |
You came on too strong brah
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BlackJackCat 06/17/21 9:42:52 AM #11: |
Damnit vegetables, you done it again.
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Firewood18 06/17/21 1:07:57 PM #12: |
Somehow reminds me of Lou Bloom
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Mead 06/17/21 1:08:37 PM #13: |
I like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch
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Greenfox111 06/17/21 1:12:00 PM #14: |
Well this doesn't appear to be a copypasta. good job tc
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