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Veggeta X
06/17/21 8:34:52 AM
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Oh well guess I'll just work outside here in the parking lot.

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R1masher
06/17/21 8:38:03 AM
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Tagged as valet

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Philoktetes
06/17/21 8:38:24 AM
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just walk in and act like you belong there
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Were_Wyrm
06/17/21 8:40:26 AM
#4:


Go in through the hvac ducts

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lilORANG
06/17/21 8:40:53 AM
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Can't you just call a co-worker to let you in?
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roos1046 Reborn
06/17/21 8:41:14 AM
#6:


Locked out of your mom's house?

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brestugo
06/17/21 8:41:38 AM
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I used to work at a government facility and a guy did that.

They made him go to the receptionist desk and get a visitor's pass which meant he had to be escorted everywhere. Guy worked there 3 years to that point but he was treated as a complete visitor in the facility.

No one ever forgot their badge again.

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Veggeta X
06/17/21 8:46:28 AM
#8:


lilORANG posted...
Can't you just call a co-worker to let you in?
Yes I can.

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voldothegr8
06/17/21 8:48:20 AM
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Wait for another coworker to show up and piggyback
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