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SevenTenths
06/19/21 4:46:51 PM
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They stop more for flopping than real football has commercial breaks.

What an awful sport

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SauI_Goodman
06/19/21 4:47:54 PM
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i always tell people it's amazing how hockey players will bash each others brains out and keep playing and soccer players fall down on purpose if there's too much wind and an opposing player nearby.

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SauI_Goodman
06/19/21 4:48:20 PM
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for the record, if soccer was played the way it was meant to be played i would love it. it would be great.

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SevenTenths
06/19/21 4:48:56 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
i always tell people it's amazing how hockey players will bash each others brains out and keep playing and soccer players fall down on purpose if there's too much wind and an opposing player nearby.
Dude missed a header and went down because the ball hit him in the face

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whitelytning
06/19/21 4:50:48 PM
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SevenTenths posted...
They stop more for flopping than real football has commercial breaks.

What an awful sport

No they don't.

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SevenTenths
06/19/21 4:52:04 PM
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whitelytning posted...
No they don't.
Yes, they do. Every 90 seconds there is a stoppage and 2-5 players on the ground trying to get a call

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SevenTenths
06/19/21 4:53:24 PM
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Oh look a flop just got a yellow card when there was no contact

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Naysaspace
06/19/21 4:53:30 PM
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Sad life tc.
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SevenTenths
06/19/21 4:54:43 PM
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And a riveting 1-1 tie

SevenTenths posted...


What an awful sport


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SauI_Goodman
06/19/21 4:54:49 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHsg6Bb02L4

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SevenTenths
06/19/21 4:55:15 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
Sad life tc.
Indeed,no one should be forced to watch soccer

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Criminalt
06/19/21 4:57:06 PM
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Every time I see "uefa" I read it as "urethra".

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whitelytning
06/19/21 4:57:07 PM
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SevenTenths posted...
Yes, they do. Every 90 seconds there is a stoppage and 2-5 players on the ground trying to get a call

You don't have to like soccer. This complaint isn't smart or new but your statement about it being worse than NFL commercials is objectively wrong.

Soccer is 95ish minutes of game play and the game can be watched in less than 2 hours (even South American or Italian club games where flopping is really bad). The NFL is 60 minutes of game play that takes 3-4 hours to watch. Its not even close.

Again, like whatever you like, but soccer is objectively less broken up than the NFL.

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SevenTenths
06/19/21 5:12:46 PM
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Soccer is 95ish minutes of game play and the game can be watched in less than 2 hours (even South American or Italian club games where flopping is really bad). The NFL is 60 minutes of game play that takes 3-4 hours to watch. Its not even close
Because the clock doesn't stop while they are waiting for floppers to miraculously heal doesn't change the fact this game was constantly stopping for floppers.

In football a 60 minute game means a 60 minute game. In flopball a 60 minute game might mean 45 minutes of game.

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whitelytning
06/19/21 5:29:24 PM
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The data kind of speaks for itself.

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SevenTenths
06/19/21 6:19:11 PM
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whitelytning posted...


The data kind of speaks for itself.

The data pretends that only snap to whistle matters. Which no one who watches football thinks. Mostly it speaks volumes of you.

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Intro2Logic
06/19/21 6:24:03 PM
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SevenTenths posted...
The data pretends that only snap to whistle matters.
You mean the time when the ball is in play?

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SevenTenths
06/19/21 8:21:40 PM
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Intro2Logic posted...
You mean the time when the ball is in play?


SevenTenths posted...
The data pretends that only snap to whistle matters. Which no one who watches football thinks


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Perfectinsanity
06/19/21 8:26:13 PM
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whitelytning posted...


The data kind of speaks for itself.

Whoever made that graphic doesn't even know how long a season is. None of the data presented is reliable.

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electricbugs2
06/19/21 8:28:06 PM
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What a sad topic. And I only follow soccer because my cousin plays pro.

Time for TC to go play with his blocks.

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