Current Events > My brother pees on my bathroom floor every single damn day!

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King Rial
06/21/21 5:25:10 PM
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Like, EVERY SINGLE DAY! He comes over and at some point he is going to pee on that floor. He doesn't pee on the floor every time he goes to the bathroom, but over the course of 12-14 hours he is going to urinate 2-4 times, and at least one of those times some will be on my freaking floor. I'm like, "Bro, how do you not notice you're peeing on the floor?" He doesn't even clean up afterwards.

/Vent

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R1masher
06/21/21 5:26:49 PM
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Aim it for him

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catboy
06/21/21 5:27:38 PM
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dolomedes posted...
Cut His Dick Off
don't do it that's illegal

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monkmith
06/21/21 5:31:11 PM
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go into his room at night and piss on his bed.

CalypsoDoom posted...
Floor pee is the wooooorst ugh
that's toilet seat piss.

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catboy
06/21/21 5:31:45 PM
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does he get drunk all the time or something?

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philsov
06/21/21 5:35:21 PM
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CHDO is going to become internet slang shortly.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
06/21/21 5:36:46 PM
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Hit him in the dick each time he does this.

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CoolMaskGuy
06/21/21 5:38:26 PM
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Like does he full on pee on the floor or is there an unacceptable amount of splash?

I always pee sitting down at home. If I ever have sons I'm honestly probably implementing that as a rule, unless their aim is impeccable.
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Chicken
06/21/21 5:39:09 PM
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pee on him to establish dominance

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Lokison
06/21/21 5:39:31 PM
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Tell him to start sitting down when he pees.

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ManaYuka
06/21/21 5:42:19 PM
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Put one of those rugs around the toilet?

Realistically, talk to him in a joking manner, tell him to stand clearly over the toilet seat when he pees, and a couple seconds after after he shakes, then he can walk away.

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monkmith
06/21/21 5:45:39 PM
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post this in the bathroom.


and if he keeps doing it. put it up in his room.

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El Mexicano Texano
06/22/21 8:29:57 PM
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YugiNoob
06/22/21 8:32:09 PM
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dolomedes posted...
Cut His Dick Off


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DirkDiggles
06/22/21 8:35:04 PM
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dolomedes posted...
Cut His Dick Off

Why? It'll just go everywhere then.

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