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ShyOx
07/03/21 2:40:13 PM
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From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road,
some boys came out of the town and jeered at him.
Get out of here, baldy! they said. Get out of here, baldy!
2 Kings 2:23

And then, after jeering at the man...

He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys. And he went on to Mount Carmel and from there returned to Samaria.

You can't make this stuff up - well I guess you can but isn't this such a rich and textured tale from the bible :D

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ShyOx
07/03/21 2:55:49 PM
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Really no one thinks this is funny but me lol?

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ShyOx
07/04/21 12:59:00 AM
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viewmaster_pi
07/04/21 1:05:18 AM
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and they said to the bears, "Get out of here, Baldy!" as they were mauled. "Get out of here, Baldy!"

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Serious Cat
07/04/21 1:17:12 AM
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King James Version translates boys as "little children" and the jeer as "go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head."

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viewmaster_pi
07/04/21 1:26:36 AM
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"Blow it up your ass, bald fuck!!" the children jeered and laughed as bear after bear poured out of the woods

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Prestoff
07/04/21 1:29:05 AM
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So God took a form of a bear or did he command the two bears and mauled the kids? I swear Old Testament God sure was something else.

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ShyOx
07/04/21 1:50:40 AM
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Prestoff posted...
So God took a form of a bear or did he command the two bears and mauled the kids? I swear Old Testament God sure was something else.

Apparently baldy as an insult deserved death

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