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TeaMilk
07/06/21 1:02:50 AM
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is your ass?


It was already loose but It just came off wtf

Are toilet seats interchangeable or do I have to get one fitted to my toilet?

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Returning_CEmen
07/06/21 1:04:56 AM
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You can buy a new toilet seat. They are easy to install. Just need the right screwdriver

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armandro
07/06/21 1:08:31 AM
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sounds like you need to get cornman a golden toilet

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Touch
07/06/21 1:08:32 AM
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Pics of toilet seat

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Kaiganeer
07/06/21 1:09:23 AM
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pics of large ass
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KamenRiderBlade
07/06/21 2:11:25 AM
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Have Cornman go buy a new toilet seat and install it.

It's his responsibility to fix it.

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King Rial
07/06/21 2:31:37 AM
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Seats come in Round or Elongated, though. Don't forget that.

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TeaMilk
07/06/21 12:14:26 PM
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Touch posted...
Pics of toilet seat


Kaiganeer posted...
pics of large ass
Not allowed :(

KamenRiderBlade posted...
Have Cornman go buy a new toilet seat and install it.

It's his responsibility to fix it.
I gotta buy it but I'll have him install it yes

King Rial posted...
Seats come in Round or Elongated, though. Don't forget that.
Ok ty good to know. I think ours is round?

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KILBOTz
07/06/21 12:17:58 PM
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KamenRiderBlade
07/06/21 1:07:02 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
I gotta buy it but I'll have him install it yes
Why are you buying it?

He broke it!

You should be choosing the model you want, he should be paying for it.

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uwnim
07/06/21 1:08:19 PM
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Take your old seat with you to the store so they can match it.

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Shablagoo
07/06/21 1:19:04 PM
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Is my ass? Hell yeah my ass exists! Who wants to know? Are you flirting with me?

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DirkDiggles
07/06/21 1:20:54 PM
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lol cushioned toilet seats. Those things are skidmark magnets.

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King Rial
07/06/21 1:27:21 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Ok ty good to know. I think ours is round?
That's definitely Round.

DirkDiggles posted...
lol cushioned toilet seats. Those things are skidmark magnets.
Do you...shit on the toilet seat?

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Shablagoo
07/06/21 1:29:25 PM
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King Rial posted...
Do you...s*** on the toilet seat?

Where else would I?? And dont you dare question the way my parents raised me.

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TeaMilk
07/06/21 1:33:35 PM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
Why are you buying it?
Cuz i have more money

uwnim posted...
Take your old seat with you to the store so they can match it.
Ok will do. Our place came with this weird padded seat lol, it was pretty comfy though

Shablagoo posted...
Is my ass? Hell yeah my ass exists! Who wants to know? Are you flirting with me?
I think I meant to type "is your ass fat enough to break toilet seats" but I got distracted by something

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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/06/21 1:35:07 PM
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Get one of those heated toilet seats for warm booty

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TeaMilk
07/06/21 1:38:29 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
lol cushioned toilet seats. Those things are skidmark magnets.
Wtf we shit IN the bowl at my house

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Get one of those heated toilet seats for warm booty
Honestly the vinyl padded one does the job, doesn't get all cold like porcelain. I wanna get a bidet though

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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/06/21 1:42:34 PM
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nothanks1
07/06/21 1:43:13 PM
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Just make a latrine
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SevenTenths
07/06/21 1:45:53 PM
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Time to buy a heated bidet

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Jiek_Fafn
07/06/21 1:47:13 PM
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Throw away your cornman. He can't be fixed

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TeaMilk
07/06/21 1:57:36 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
gonna see that thang in 4k as soon as we finish yakuza 6

nothanks1 posted...
Just make a latrine
Huh? Is this some kind of traditional Celtic toilet

Jiek_Fafn posted...
Throw away your cornman. He can't be fixed
Theres nothing wrong with him hes just a big guy!!

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King Rial
07/06/21 5:12:54 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
I think I meant to type "is your ass fat enough to break toilet seats" but I got distracted by something
Distracted by Cornmans ass?

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Turbam
07/06/21 5:14:49 PM
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TeaMilk posted...

Holy shit!!!
The Vita!!!

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DocileOrangeCup
07/07/21 4:56:46 AM
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Lonestar2000
07/07/21 4:59:39 AM
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Are you sure the screws didn't come loose?

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TeaMilk
07/07/21 12:34:11 PM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
Are you sure the screws didn't come loose?
Well yeah due to his large ass

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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/07/21 1:52:06 PM
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HostileOrangeASS

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BloodMoon7
07/07/21 1:56:16 PM
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I once broke the whole toilet with my ass.

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TeaMilk
07/07/21 1:57:06 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I once broke the whole toilet with my ass.
Pics?

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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/07/21 2:07:08 PM
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I once broke the whole toilet with my belly

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DocileOrangeCup
07/07/21 6:45:37 PM
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ProfDE
07/07/21 7:42:59 PM
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He probably is a great golfer.

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