Current Events > Lets say, you won the mega million tonight (400+,0000,000)

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Whats the first thing youre gonna do? / buy?

Offer money to the college student teachers to {REDACTED ONE ANOTHER}

Rubber fist on a stick

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Move to florida.

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Retire at the age of 31 right then and there. Fuck off for the rest of my life with financial stability

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Stop being homeless for a start.
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-I tell CE "I told you so! I WAS just a temporarily embarrassed millionaire"


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A new car first & then start looking for a house when my lease ends.

Aren't there like lawyers you're supposed to hire to handle shit? With taxes and making sure the money goes to the right place?

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First thing I'm going to do is not tell anyone.

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I'd help my mom get a nice house in a good neighborhood and fix whatever financial issues she have going on.

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Buy Legos

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First thing I'm gonna do is move me and my mother to another neighborhood, because the one we live in fucking stinks.

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I'm going to buy everyone in CE a butt toy.

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Honestly I'm not sure.

I know eventually I'd buy a ticket out of this country, but as for right now...? A saxophone I guess?

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Buy a nice 2 bedroom house.

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First i'd give some to my family, my mom and dad will forever be set

den i'll giveaway some to my favorite CEers, not much doe but a bit. den i'll buy a huge land and make my mansion with football field, large pool area, bowling in da mansion, etc
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Pay off my mortgage and retire from my job. I'll be focusing on reaching my fitness goals.

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Pay off student loans. Finish my indie game. Buy land in Mexico and start courting my neuva esposa Mexicana.

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go to europe and visit my kid

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A plane ticket to a better country.

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I'm buying Gamefaqs

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What is that? Like $50 after taxes? I'll probably just try to save $20 more for when Elden Ring comes out

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20 piece chicken nuggies
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BloodMoon7 posted...

I'm going to buy everyone in CE a butt toy.

Request sent

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Get a financial advisor and a couple of attorney's right away. Figure out how to give away what money I want to give away, when and how, all that.

Sell my house.
Buy 1+ acre beach front in Hawaii. Looks like for $3-5M you can you good choices. Probably be on Oahu just to be near Honolulu. Also would consider San Diego, but I don't think $5M is getting you beach front with 1 acre+ near san diego anymore.

Go to a tech school and become a certified auto mechanic. Work a couple of years at a dealership, a couple of years at a customizer / hot rodder. Then spend the rest of my days just doing restorations / custom builds on cars I like and do a youtube channel on that. I would take old cars I owned (well same make and model, maybe different year) for the the first set of videos. Once I have a few series of these and get through maybe 4 or 5 cars of my own, I start doing user dream cars.

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Pay off all our debt

I would buy my old job and blow that mofo up

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Two chicks at the same time, man

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-hire financial advisor
-square things up with IRS
-travel around to decide where I want to live
-buy property
-donate, donate, donate
-make sure my family is set for several generations
-buy whatever entertainment stuff I want
-never work another day in my life
-never deal with snow again
-build my own bike trails on private property which nobody could go on without my permission

If I had $400m, I would consider creating a business (at a financial loss) to make sure some people get fair pay.

Id buy a scalped ps5

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Definitely gonna pay off any debts I have left (car loan, credit cards, etc.) as first priority before anything else

Then ill buy a nice house in a nice neighborhood, new SUV for me and my family, make sure everyone I care about is taken care of financially from my winnings, then figure out what else to do from there.

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