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ZannoL 07/19/21 6:34:05 PM #1:	The romans worshipped penises. Do you worship your own? I love mine I like mine I think mine is ok I think mine is meh I think mine is trash-tier I have a vagina The romans worshipped penises. Do you worship your own? - Results (68 votes) I love mine 29.41% (20 votes) 20 I like mine 19.12% (13 votes) 13 I think mine is ok 13.24% (9 votes) 9 I think mine is meh 10.29% (7 votes) 7 I think mine is trash-tier 16.18% (11 votes) 11 I have a vagina 11.76% (8 votes) 8 https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/roman-carved-penis-catterick-yorkshire-b188581 Eleven inch phallus is one of 62,000 ancient artifacts found in major excavation works A Roman stone-carved penis is one of thousands of artefacts discovered during half a decade of excavation work around the town of Catterick, it has been revealed. The 11in phallus complete with line of ejaculate is believed to date back to the early years of the ancient empires occupation of Britain, which began in the first century AD. <cite>ZannoL posted [p:956256195] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote> The romans worshipped penises. Do you worship your own? I love mine I like mine I think mine is ok I think mine is meh I think mine is trash-tier I have a vagina Vote View Results The romans worshipped penises. Do you worship your own? - Results (68 votes) I love mine 29.41% (20 votes) 20 I like mine 19.12% (13 votes) 13 I think mine is ok 13.24% (9 votes) 9 I think mine is meh 10.29% (7 votes) 7 I think mine is trash-tier 16.18% (11 votes) 11 I have a vagina 11.76% (8 votes) 8 Show Voting Form https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/roman-carved-penis-catterick-yorkshire-b188581 <quote>Eleven inch phallus is one of 62,000 ancient artifacts found in major excavation works A Roman stone-carved penis is one of thousands of artefacts discovered during half a decade of excavation work around the town of Catterick, it has been revealed. The 11in phallus complete with line of ejaculate is believed to date back to the early years of the ancient empires occupation of Britain, which began in the first century AD.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZannoL 07/19/21 6:37:31 PM #2:	Who voted trash-tier? Not cool. <cite>ZannoL posted [p:956256304] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>Who voted trash-tier? Not cool. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
David1988 07/19/21 6:40:02 PM #3:	Is it circumcised? --- Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. <cite>David1988 posted [p:956256402] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>Is it circumcised? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZannoL 07/19/21 6:41:06 PM #4:	David1988 posted... Is it circumcised? Dont think so. <cite>ZannoL posted [p:956256453] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>David1988 posted... </cite> <quote>Is it circumcised?</quote>Dont think so. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZannoL 07/19/21 10:09:49 PM #6:	Bump <cite>ZannoL posted [p:956263345] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>Bump </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Goatsensation 07/19/21 10:10:54 PM #7:	I voted trash tier and punched mine to hammer home my point. --- Honour is dead, but I'll see what I can do. he/him <cite>Goatsensation posted [p:956263393] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>I voted trash tier and punched mine to hammer home my point. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZannoL 07/19/21 10:12:30 PM #9:	dolomedes posted... i like my penis but i fuckin hate my ballbag Why do you say that? <cite>ZannoL posted [p:956263460] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>dolomedes posted... </cite> <quote>i like my penis but i fuckin hate my ballbag</quote>Why do you say that? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZannoL 07/19/21 10:12:46 PM #10:	Goatsensation posted... I voted trash tier and punched mine to hammer home my point. Um wtf? <cite>ZannoL posted [p:956263468] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>Goatsensation posted... </cite> <quote>I voted trash tier and punched mine to hammer home my point.</quote>Um wtf? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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-Unowninator- 07/19/21 10:14:00 PM #12:	Captain_Qwark posted... The link is broken --- ''Think of what it would mean if we had a real president, not just somebody who plays one on TV.'' ~ Hillary Clinton Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:956263513] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>Captain_Qwark posted...</cite> <quote>The link is broken </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZannoL 07/19/21 10:14:37 PM #13:	https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/roman-carved-penis-catterick-yorkshire-b1885815.html <cite>ZannoL posted [p:956263529] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/roman-carved-penis-catterick-yorkshire-b1885815.html </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CasualGuy 07/19/21 10:14:52 PM #14:	Some Roman fuck back in the day be like: https://youtu.be/us5MGEL5W34 --- https://imgur.com/MoE9O68 <cite>CasualGuy posted [p:956263537] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>Some Roman fuck back in the day be like: https://youtu.be/us5MGEL5W34 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZannoL 07/19/21 10:15:25 PM #16:	dolomedes posted... i'll make two outdated pop-culture references and u can take your pic: 1. saggin baggin barry 2. hang like sleeve of wizard You know thats completely normal right? <cite>ZannoL posted [p:956263561] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>dolomedes posted... </cite> <quote>i'll make two outdated pop-culture references and u can take your pic: 1. saggin baggin barry 2. hang like sleeve of wizard</quote> You know thats completely normal right? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 07/19/21 10:28:05 PM #17:	I love my penis but I beat it regularly. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:956264075] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>I love my penis but I beat it regularly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeoRavus 07/19/21 10:34:42 PM #19:	I was gonna say it's a stone dildo but it's not. leaves disappointed --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:956264321] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>I was gonna say it's a stone dildo but it's not. leaves disappointed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 07/19/21 10:40:35 PM #20:	Romanes eunt domus --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:956264513] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>Romanes eunt domus </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 07/19/21 10:46:05 PM #21:	I worship my penis every day --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:956264668] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>I worship my penis every day </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Goatsensation 07/19/21 10:47:28 PM #23:	Oh god now we've awakened an ancient wang god. Can 2021 get any worse? --- Honour is dead, but I'll see what I can do. he/him <cite>Goatsensation posted [p:956264719] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>Oh god now we've awakened an ancient wang god. Can 2021 get any worse? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz 07/19/21 10:53:58 PM #24:	They should have worshiped butts and vaginas instead, far more aesthetically pleasing than some dudes junk <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:956264903] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>They should have worshiped butts and vaginas instead, far more aesthetically pleasing than some dudes junk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZannoL 07/19/21 11:05:53 PM #25:	Kloe_Rinz posted... They should have worshiped butts and vaginas instead, far more aesthetically pleasing than some dudes junk In your opinion <cite>ZannoL posted [p:956265280] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>Kloe_Rinz posted... </cite> <quote>They should have worshiped butts and vaginas instead, far more aesthetically pleasing than some dudes junk</quote>In your opinion </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz 07/19/21 11:10:17 PM #26:	Correct <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:956265408] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>Correct </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil_Bit83 07/19/21 11:11:33 PM #27:	I have a vagina. And its always nice to know that dick carvings never go out of fashion. Lol. --- 2DS FC tempest 1478 9807 1205 <cite>Lil_Bit83 posted [p:956265446] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>I have a vagina. And its always nice to know that dick carvings never go out of fashion. Lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 07/19/21 11:13:50 PM #28:	Imagine 2000 years from now "2.5TB hard drive uncovered after years of excavation in old city-site. Containing hours of video pornography." --- The Handsomest Man in O-Town. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:956265517] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>Imagine 2000 years from now "2.5TB hard drive uncovered after years of excavation in old city-site. Containing hours of video pornography." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 07/19/21 11:15:52 PM #29:	Other treasures include a 2,000-year-old pistachio nut --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:956265579] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>Other treasures include a 2,000-year-old pistachio nut </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Goatsensation 07/19/21 11:20:32 PM #30:	LeoRavus posted... Other treasures include a 2,000-year-old pistachio nut fuck I hate the ones that won't open --- Honour is dead, but I'll see what I can do. he/him <cite>Goatsensation posted [p:956265714] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted... </cite> <quote>Other treasures include a 2,000-year-old pistachio nut</quote> fuck I hate the ones that won't open </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil_Bit83 07/20/21 2:02:31 PM #31:	Goatsensation posted... fuck I hate the ones that won't open XD --- 2DS FC tempest 1478 9807 1205 <cite>Lil_Bit83 posted [p:956283521] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>Goatsensation posted... </cite> <quote>fuck I hate the ones that won't open</quote>XD </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CreekCo 07/20/21 2:09:02 PM #32:	Wasn't really much more than Roman appropriating the culture of the region. It wasn't a concept of worship originated from Roman. Actually, there's allusions to phallic worship in the bible (old testament). It's kinda interesting. Another kinda unrelated factoid I learned from anime lol -- one of the earliest sins somebody got struck dead for in the Bible was whacking off... A dude named Onan. The more you know.... --- All we have to do, is take these lies and make them true somehow All we have to see, is that I don't belong to you and you don't belong to me -- Freedom '90 GM. <cite>CreekCo posted [p:956283734] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>Wasn't really much more than Roman appropriating the culture of the region. It wasn't a concept of worship originated from Roman. Actually, there's allusions to phallic worship in the bible (old testament). It's kinda interesting. Another kinda unrelated factoid I learned from anime lol -- one of the earliest sins somebody got struck dead for in the Bible was whacking off... A dude named Onan. The more you know.... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 07/20/21 2:12:37 PM #33:	CreekCo posted... Another kinda unrelated factoid I learned from anime lol -- one of the earliest sins somebody got struck dead for in the Bible was whacking off... A dude named Onan. The more you know.... God whacked Onan for 'spilling his seed' rather than impregnating his dead brother's wife. The OT had some weird shit in it. --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:956283858] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>CreekCo posted... </cite> <quote>Another kinda unrelated factoid I learned from anime lol -- one of the earliest sins somebody got struck dead for in the Bible was whacking off... A dude named Onan. The more you know....</quote> God whacked Onan for 'spilling his seed' rather than impregnating his dead brother's wife. The OT had some weird shit in it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 07/20/21 2:13:46 PM #34:	dolomedes posted... i like my penis but i fuckin hate my ballbag Same here, my sack just shrivels up when I'm aroused. Not at all fun to play with. :/ --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:956283907] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>dolomedes posted... </cite> <quote>i like my penis but i fuckin hate my ballbag</quote> Same here, my sack just shrivels up when I'm aroused. Not at all fun to play with. :/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 07/20/21 2:17:17 PM #35:	I put 2 rubber dildos inside the walls in my house. I want someone in the future when they are remodeling my house to come across dildos and wonder "how did this get here?" --- https://imgur.com/O3syCWD https://imgur.com/k3YiBdG <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:956284031] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>I put 2 rubber dildos inside the walls in my house. I want someone in the future when they are remodeling my house to come across dildos and wonder "how did this get here?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZannoL 07/20/21 2:18:31 PM #36:	KILBOTz posted... I put 2 rubber dildos inside the walls in my house. I want someone in the future when they are remodeling my house to come across dildos and wonder "how did this get here?" <cite>ZannoL posted [p:956284076] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>KILBOTz posted... </cite> <quote>I put 2 rubber dildos inside the walls in my house. I want someone in the future when they are remodeling my house to come across dildos and wonder "how did this get here?"</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 07/20/21 2:27:20 PM #37:	Romans didn't slack off with dick drawings. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:956284408] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>Romans didn't slack off with dick drawings. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo 07/20/21 2:28:40 PM #38:	Sorry, couldnt find page --- https://i.imgtc.com/hQ5SuG6.gif https://i.imgtc.com/QrhAq36.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Yjov9DU.gif <cite>Bad_Mojo posted [p:956284465] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote><quote>Sorry, couldnt find page</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZannoL 07/20/21 2:29:20 PM #39:	@Bad_Mojo https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/roman-carved-penis-catterick-yorkshire-b1885815.html <cite>ZannoL posted [p:956284496] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>@Bad_Mojo https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/roman-carved-penis-catterick-yorkshire-b1885815.html </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZannoL 07/20/21 2:29:27 PM #40:	Questionmarktarius posted... Romans didn't slack off with dick drawings. Yup. <cite>ZannoL posted [p:956284503] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>Romans didn't slack off with dick drawings.</quote>Yup. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil_Bit83 07/20/21 2:33:36 PM #41:	KILBOTz posted... I put 2 rubber dildos inside the walls in my house. I want someone in the future when they are remodeling my house to come across dildos and wonder "how did this get here?" Roflol --- 2DS FC tempest 1478 9807 1205 <cite>Lil_Bit83 posted [p:956284641] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>KILBOTz posted... </cite> <quote>I put 2 rubber dildos inside the walls in my house. I want someone in the future when they are remodeling my house to come across dildos and wonder "how did this get here?"</quote>Roflol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo 07/20/21 3:10:10 PM #42:	thanks --- https://i.imgtc.com/hQ5SuG6.gif https://i.imgtc.com/QrhAq36.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Yjov9DU.gif <cite>Bad_Mojo posted [p:956285912] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>thanks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alteres 07/22/21 6:34:16 AM #44:	KILBOTz posted... I put 2 rubber dildos inside the walls in my house. I want someone in the future when they are remodeling my house to come across dildos and wonder "how did this get here?" Clearly a fertility rite meant to bless the new dwelling for the families that were to come. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:956342935] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>KILBOTz posted... </cite> <quote>I put 2 rubber dildos inside the walls in my house. I want someone in the future when they are remodeling my house to come across dildos and wonder "how did this get here?"</quote>Clearly a fertility rite meant to bless the new dwelling for the families that were to come. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 07/22/21 6:46:07 AM #45:	Goatsensation posted... fuck I hate the ones that won't open This is a funny comment. Also "Cock of the North" gave me a chuckle. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:956343050] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>Goatsensation posted... </cite> <quote>fuck I hate the ones that won't open</quote>This is a funny comment. Also "Cock of the North" gave me a chuckle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 07/23/21 5:05:24 PM #47:	Looks like it's been snipped Nice --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:956393689] in Ancient ar... [t:79572995]...</cite> <quote>Looks like it's been snipped Nice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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