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UnfairRepresent
07/28/21 6:44:59 PM
#1:


What would you do?


You're hanging around with your friends one day when you trip and fall through some plywood and into a mysterious pit.

When you get your bearings you discover that you're utterly surrounded by ancient gold and treasures. An entire heap of it. More than all of you could possibly carry.

You're about to grab the most shiny piece out of instinct when you're halted by the warning of a big black British man called Wesley who shouts:

"Wait! That's the cursed treasure of Monsieur Pierre Dupont! Anyone who takes it is doomed! They all end up either going insane or living in perpetual agony and despair, before ultimately dying a long execrutating painful death. We shouldn't touch it. It's evil. Don't touch it "

Some of your friends are taking the cursed treasure, others are heeding the warning and refusing to.



How do you react?
What do you do?

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BloodMoon7
07/28/21 6:46:15 PM
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I take it. I'm entirely unaffected by these types of curses due to one of my family line powers. Of course such a power is also a curse.

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Illuminoius
07/28/21 6:48:19 PM
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heading
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garan
07/28/21 6:48:51 PM
#4:


Not Wesley again! Is that guy stalking me?
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UnfairRepresent
07/29/21 3:55:23 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I take it. I'm entirely unaffected by these types of curses due to one of my family line powers. Of course such a power is also a curse.
Like Vampire The Masquerade

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DocDelicious
07/29/21 3:57:14 AM
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Cursed by a Frenchman? I'll take the treasure.

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Nukazie
07/29/21 4:02:44 AM
#7:


i take the moeny

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BloodMoon7
07/29/21 4:11:20 AM
#8:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Like Vampire The Masquerade
I love you. Marry me.

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Marmitecashews
07/29/21 4:12:00 AM
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I wouldn't even take treasure that didn't have a curse.

My first attempt to write that sentence wasn't showing up, I had to go to another website and come back.

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Shotgunnova
07/29/21 4:29:54 AM
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Guess I'll die rich.



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Nukazie
07/29/21 4:31:37 AM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Guess I'll die rich.
dying poor is for casuals, git gud


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ViewtifulJoe
07/29/21 4:41:19 AM
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That is what someone would say if they didn't want to put much effort into hiding it but also didn't want people to take it...
Plus I'm pretty sure we're all doomed regardless at this point.

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David1988
07/29/21 4:43:21 AM
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I dont take it, I dont know any good fences anyway

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Unspecified_NPC
07/29/21 4:44:37 AM
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I tell Wesley, "There's some weird dude who pretends to live in the UK posting about you on a dying video game message board."

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UnfairRepresent
07/29/21 8:17:13 AM
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David1988 posted...
I dont take it, I dont know any good fences anyway
I mean its gold

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Winrawr
07/29/21 8:19:21 AM
#16:


This topic is boring. Just get to the point.

Are you a spiritual, irrational person? Yes or No.
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Slayer_22
07/29/21 8:21:06 AM
#17:


Tell my friend who was already taking it to take it, then said friend to sell it for me.

All the profits, none of the negatives!
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