Current Events > She's back. Janice from accounting.

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nothanks1 07/29/21 5:46:27 AM #1:	So I'm currently inbetween throwing up violently and laying in bed I have informed the school I won't be in. Janice is ringing my work phone. Five times in the past 3 minutes. Now you might ask 'surely Janice from accounting wouldn't know you're out'. Well no. She received an email. All the admin staff get one when I'm out. I know this because my fucking email is part of that admin staff group So you might say 'something to do with the salary payment, that would only be the reason to ring you when you're out sick' Janice being the kind woman she is, decided to leave a voicemail. I listened to it. 'hi, can you pop into my office when you're free bye' CE, tell me something, is it possible to violently throw up from sheer disgust at a person's stupidity <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:956569086] in She's back... [t:79588343]...</cite> <quote>So I'm currently inbetween throwing up violently and laying in bed I have informed the school I won't be in. Janice is ringing my work phone. Five times in the past 3 minutes. Now you might ask 'surely Janice from accounting wouldn't know you're out'. Well no. She received an email. All the admin staff get one when I'm out. I know this because my fucking email is part of that admin staff group So you might say 'something to do with the salary payment, that would only be the reason to ring you when you're out sick' Janice being the kind woman she is, decided to leave a voicemail. I listened to it. 'hi, can you pop into my office when you're free bye' CE, tell me something, is it possible to violently throw up from sheer disgust at a person's stupidity</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 07/29/21 6:04:43 AM #2:	shut the fuck up --- https://youtu.be/l-iLiNCScno https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM <cite>ModLogic posted [p:956569245] in She's back... [t:79588343]...</cite> <quote>shut the fuck up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LincolnDuncan 07/29/21 6:34:16 AM #3:	You sound entitled --- "I'm not a very nostalgic person, I neither have regrets nor occasions for self-congratulations." - Leonard Cohen <cite>LincolnDuncan posted [p:956569523] in She's back... [t:79588343]...</cite> <quote>You sound entitled </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TurtleInFreedom 07/29/21 6:44:04 AM #4:	For a second I thought this was an Office bit. <cite>TurtleInFreedom posted [p:956569617] in She's back... [t:79588343]...</cite> <quote>For a second I thought this was an Office bit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 07/29/21 8:37:16 AM #5:	I am now officially no longer throwing up violently I am 'cured' <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:956571137] in She's back... [t:79588343]...</cite> <quote>I am now officially no longer throwing up violently I am 'cured'</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Compsognathus 07/29/21 8:38:53 AM #6:	Just ignore her. Mute her number. --- Gheb is my other account <cite>Compsognathus posted [p:956571166] in She's back... [t:79588343]...</cite> <quote>Just ignore her. Mute her number. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 07/29/21 9:01:24 AM #7:	I think you need a new job mate. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:956571637] in She's back... [t:79588343]...</cite> <quote>I think you need a new job mate. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 07/29/21 3:26:00 PM #8:	If I get a new job then who'll teach the 12 year olds that it's ok to lie if you're good at it <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:956582767] in She's back... [t:79588343]...</cite> <quote>If I get a new job then who'll teach the 12 year olds that it's ok to lie if you're good at it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88 07/29/21 3:39:52 PM #9:	I always love when people claim they never get the emails IT sends out. When they do that, I like to look at their exchange mailbox. Generally the email is in the Deleted Items folder still unread. --- https://imgur.com/R15aJJ3 https://imgur.com/NJqp6LS <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:956583205] in She's back... [t:79588343]...</cite> <quote>I always love when people claim they never get the emails IT sends out. When they do that, I like to look at their exchange mailbox. Generally the email is in the Deleted Items folder still unread. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 07/29/21 3:43:14 PM #10:	BlazinBlue88 posted... I always love when people claim they never get the emails IT sends out. When they do that, I like to look at their exchange mailbox. Generally the email is in the Deleted Items folder still unread. The vice principal sent it out tho <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:956583301] in She's back... [t:79588343]...</cite> <quote>BlazinBlue88 posted...</cite> <quote>I always love when people claim they never get the emails IT sends out. When they do that, I like to look at their exchange mailbox. Generally the email is in the Deleted Items folder still unread. </quote> The vice principal sent it out tho</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88 07/29/21 3:45:21 PM #11:	nothanks1 posted... The vice principal sent it out tho Tomato, potato. Cubical sheep doesn't read email either way. --- https://imgur.com/R15aJJ3 https://imgur.com/NJqp6LS <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:956583351] in She's back... [t:79588343]...</cite> <quote>nothanks1 posted... </cite> <quote>The vice principal sent it out tho</quote>Tomato, potato. Cubical sheep doesn't read email either way. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 07/30/21 2:45:26 PM #12:	Today was AMAZING I got this Subject: Printer Help Needed Body: Hi {my name}, I am having trouble with my printer. I know some work was done in here this morning and I'm not sure if it was put back properly. I think a cable is missing since there's only one cable instead of two. Can you please look at it? What the fuck Did she just like... what the fuck <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:956615095] in She's back... [t:79588343]...</cite> <quote>Today was AMAZING I got this Subject: Printer Help Needed Body: Hi {my name}, I am having trouble with my printer. I know some work was done in here this morning and I'm not sure if it was put back properly. I think a cable is missing since there's only one cable instead of two. Can you please look at it? What the fuck Did she just like... what the fuck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedJackson 07/30/21 2:46:13 PM #13:	Lol now I know why you half hate your job --- https://imgur.com/ibuqBTh - https://imgur.com/L5vXdS5 https://imgur.com/bve6U7T - <cite>RedJackson posted [p:956615111] in She's back... [t:79588343]...</cite> <quote>Lol now I know why you half hate your job </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88 07/30/21 4:41:25 PM #14:	nothanks1 posted... Today was AMAZING I got this Subject: Printer Help Needed Body: Hi {my name}, I am having trouble with my printer. I know some work was done in here this morning and I'm not sure if it was put back properly. I think a cable is missing since there's only one cable instead of two. Can you please look at it? What the fuck Did she just like... what the fuck I'm not sure what the problem is. The fact that a user realized there was only one cable instead of two means she's one of the good ones. --- https://imgur.com/R15aJJ3 https://imgur.com/NJqp6LS <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:956618258] in She's back... [t:79588343]...</cite> <quote>nothanks1 posted... </cite> <quote>Today was AMAZING I got this Subject: Printer Help Needed Body: Hi {my name}, I am having trouble with my printer. I know some work was done in here this morning and I'm not sure if it was put back properly. I think a cable is missing since there's only one cable instead of two. Can you please look at it? What the fuck Did she just like... what the fuck</quote>I'm not sure what the problem is. The fact that a user realized there was only one cable instead of two means she's one of the good ones. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROOTFayth 07/30/21 4:44:26 PM #15:	the fact she didn't try to plug in the 2nd cable is astonishing <cite>ROOTFayth posted [p:956618339] in She's back... [t:79588343]...</cite> <quote>the fact she didn't try to plug in the 2nd cable is astonishing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 07/30/21 4:48:49 PM #16:	RedJackson posted... Lol now I know why you half hate your job I love all of my job ~~except the parents who yell at the teachers~~ BlazinBlue88 posted... I'm not sure what the problem is. The fact that a user realized there was only one cable instead of two means she's one of the good ones. She went from 'HELP NOT WORKING' to a nice email. I am concerned for her mental health ROOTFayth posted... the fact she didn't try to plug in the 2nd cable is astonishing In her defense, Janice is nearly 60 and the cable fell behind a pretty fucking heavy piece of draws <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:956618453] in She's back... [t:79588343]...</cite> <quote>RedJackson posted...</cite> <quote>Lol now I know why you half hate your job </quote> I love all of my job except the parents who yell at the teachers BlazinBlue88 posted...</cite> <quote>I'm not sure what the problem is. The fact that a user realized there was only one cable instead of two means she's one of the good ones.</quote> She went from 'HELP NOT WORKING' to a nice email. I am concerned for her mental health ROOTFayth posted...</cite> <quote>the fact she didn't try to plug in the 2nd cable is astonishing </quote> In her defense, Janice is nearly 60 and the cable fell behind a pretty fucking heavy piece of draws</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88 07/30/21 7:04:35 PM #17:	nothanks1 posted... She went from 'HELP NOT WORKING' to a nice email. I am concerned for her mental health Oh I didn't realize this was still Janice. Thought this was a different user. ROOTFayth posted... the fact she didn't try to plug in the 2nd cable is astonishing Tbf, most users think they'll break something if they mess with it like that. --- https://imgur.com/R15aJJ3 https://imgur.com/NJqp6LS <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:956622598] in She's back... [t:79588343]...</cite> <quote>nothanks1 posted... </cite> <quote>She went from 'HELP NOT WORKING' to a nice email. I am concerned for her mental health</quote>Oh I didn't realize this was still Janice. Thought this was a different user. ROOTFayth posted... </cite> <quote>the fact she didn't try to plug in the 2nd cable is astonishing</quote>Tbf, most users think they'll break something if they mess with it like that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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