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Duncanwii
07/30/21 9:47:26 PM
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How do I un-crush myself, I have a Gf.
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nothanks1
07/30/21 9:48:33 PM
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You don't have a gf
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BloodMoon7
07/30/21 9:49:56 PM
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It's fine, it's not like you'll ever get anywhere near an actress anyway. Or really, any woman who isn't family.

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_BlueMonk
07/30/21 9:50:13 PM
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my wife has learned that me saying "eh, she aite" means "holy fucking god damn shes gorgeous."

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RedJackson
07/30/21 9:50:51 PM
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I have a huge crush on Rashida Quincy Jones, also the chick from F-Minus :l

Who do you have a crush on Duncan?

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Duncanwii
07/30/21 9:52:32 PM
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RedJackson posted...
I have a huge crush on Rashida Quincy Jones, also the chick from F-Minus :l

Who do you have a crush on Duncan?

Um...the two younger female leads of the movie I just saw. They're just so attractive I've found I believe.

They're like 21 and 22 so that may be an issue.
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Shezarr
07/30/21 9:53:47 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
They're like 21 and 22 so that may be an issue.
Yes, *that* is the reason you'll never get with them.

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g0ldie
07/30/21 9:58:05 PM
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yea, no offense, but if there's no chance of you getting with them, I don't think you need to worry.

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008Zulu
07/30/21 10:00:31 PM
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Ask her out. Her soul-crushing refusal will kill your crush.

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What_
07/30/21 10:01:01 PM
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Welcome to teenage hood??
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Duncanwii
07/30/21 10:03:07 PM
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008Zulu posted...
Ask her out. Her soul-crushing refusal will kill your crush.

How would I go about asking someone out who lives in Australia?
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RedJackson
07/30/21 10:05:54 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
How would I go about asking someone out who lives in Australia?

Be as smooth as Dundee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWl8EbNN8NM


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limp-bizkit-89
07/30/21 10:06:15 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
You don't have a gf


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CADE FOSTER
07/30/21 10:07:27 PM
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Ask your mom if its ok duncy
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Duncanwii
07/30/21 10:11:02 PM
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Also I think you guys are missing the point. I'm in a relationship and I feel bad I like girls that arent my gf.
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nothanks1
07/30/21 10:11:24 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
I'm in a relationship

same bro
My gf is Ronda Rousey
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BloodMoon7
07/30/21 10:12:22 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Also I think you guys are missing the point. I'm in a relationship and I feel bad I like girls that arent my gf.
Just bang your gf to show her that even if your mind wanders, your penis won't.

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nothanks1
07/30/21 10:13:04 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Just bang your gf to show her that even if your mind wanders, your penis won't.

He literally admitted he suffers from
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TheRadiant
07/30/21 10:13:28 PM
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It's not a big deal dude if your gf is jealous of random crushes on celebrities she's a lunatic

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BloodMoon7
07/30/21 10:13:49 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
He literally admitted he suffers from
From...

Big penis syndrome?

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g0ldie
07/30/21 10:14:17 PM
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people feel things for others while they're in relationships all the time.

it's only an issue when it negatively affects their current relationships, it leads to them cheating, and so on.

like, do you think you're the only guy your girlfriend finds attractive?

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nothanks1
07/30/21 10:15:04 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...

Big penis syndrome?

He once tried to do 'the sexy time'
He ended up having to jerk off in a shower because she got bored waiting
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Killmonger
07/30/21 10:15:56 PM
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lol

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Duncanwii
07/30/21 10:16:00 PM
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g0ldie posted...
like, do you think you're the only guy your girlfriend finds attractive?

I mean I'd like to think that as unrealistic as the thought is.
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BloodMoon7
07/30/21 10:16:18 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
He once tried to do 'the sexy time'
He ended up having to jerk off in a shower because she got bored waiting
Damn

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nothanks1
07/30/21 10:16:22 PM
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Duncanwii posted...


I mean I'd like to think that as unrealistic as the thought is.

dunc again
the girl on the cheeto bag isn't your gf
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nothanks1
07/30/21 10:16:51 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...

Damn

at least that's the story he posted
most likely there is no gf

he's dropped the gimmick multiple times
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BloodMoon7
07/30/21 10:18:12 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
at least that's the story he posted
most likely there is no gf

he's dropped the gimmick multiple times
I'm not sure what's worse, the story being factual or the story being a construct but you make up stories where you can't perform.

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Duncanwii
07/30/21 10:21:26 PM
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ArianaGrandSlam posted...
what movie

The one I've been talking about on full blast for like a week and a half.
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nothanks1
07/30/21 10:21:26 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I'm not sure what's worse, the story being factual or the story being a construct but you make up stories where you can't perform.

Well it's the latter
Untill CE 'encouraged' him to try to do more than just hug her, there was nothing mentioned of anything close to sexual. Then he made up the story of the shower.
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Shezarr
07/30/21 10:21:55 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I'm not sure what's worse, the story being factual or the story being a construct but you make up stories where you can't perform.
I mean, noul7/Scofield's stories are all fake and he's done the same thing multiple times (talk about not being able to get hard or get a woman off). It's really fucking weird lol.

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CADE FOSTER
07/30/21 10:22:05 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
The one I've been talking about on full blast for like a week and a half.
Which is
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nothanks1
07/30/21 10:23:01 PM
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Shezarr posted...
I mean, noul7/Scofield's stories are all fake and he's done the same thing multiple times (talk about not being able to get hard or get a woman off). It's really fucking weird lol.

Difference is TC put enough effort into it to go in person to a meet up
scion's just been a regular story teller
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g0ldie
07/30/21 10:25:45 PM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
Which is
Old, I think.

it's the movie TC has been talking about for a while.

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3PiesAndAFork
07/30/21 10:27:31 PM
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You finally going through puberty here bud?

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CADE FOSTER
07/30/21 10:28:55 PM
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lol
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One_Day_Remains
07/30/21 10:29:57 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Also I think you guys are missing the point. I'm in a relationship and I feel bad I like girls that arent my gf.


People don't magically stop finding other people attractive once they're in a relationship.
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ehhwhatever
07/30/21 10:30:03 PM
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People are cast for movies that have a signature quality to themselves and they play characters that reach into their own intimate nature during their performance. You think you found them but that isnt always true.

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008Zulu
07/30/21 11:59:42 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
How would I go about asking someone out who lives in Australia?
Instagram, Facebook, Twitter.

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Drpooplol
07/31/21 12:04:20 AM
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Duncan you HAVE to know Jake Gyllenhaal gives your gf the vapors

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