Current Events > You suddenly find a chest buried in your backyard full of Gold Bars.

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CosmicShadows
08/06/21 9:01:31 PM
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Do you keep or report to the police?


hmmm?
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Nukazie
08/06/21 9:07:14 PM
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what if i was the police all along?

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Tyranthraxus
08/06/21 9:08:02 PM
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I claim it as income

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TrollTrace
08/06/21 9:08:51 PM
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Read that as "You suddenly find a chad buried in your back yard" at first.

Id keep it btw. My property my stuff. Finders keepers.
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
08/06/21 9:08:57 PM
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R1masher
08/06/21 9:09:13 PM
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Tell the wife and kids Im going to get cigarettes

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UnholyMudcrab
08/06/21 9:09:31 PM
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If I pick that up, I'm gonna get a couple shotgun shells put through my door at some point.

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Strider102
08/06/21 9:09:45 PM
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Pretty sure, unless it was involved in some kind of heist, which authorities would have to prove, legally those Gold Bars are yours.

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ApherosyLove
08/06/21 9:10:23 PM
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I've seen No Country for Old Men.

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Tyranthraxus
08/06/21 9:11:48 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Pretty sure, unless it was involved in some kind of heist, which authorities would have to prove, legally those Gold Bars are yours.

It'd also have to be a heist within statute of limitations.

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TheChariot
08/08/21 7:33:54 AM
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Take it, of course. Sell one, but keep the rest. Gold is a status symbol. It's not meant to be sold, imo.

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TheChariot
08/08/21 7:34:30 AM
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R1masher posted...
Tell the wife and kids Im going to get cigarettes

Dude! At least leave them one bar.

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DJquackquack
08/08/21 7:50:48 AM
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Strider102 posted...
Pretty sure, unless it was involved in some kind of heist, which authorities would have to prove, legally those Gold Bars are yours.
This. Itd be one thing if you found them on the street, but if its buried in your yard, those bars are yours.

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uwnim
08/08/21 8:00:06 AM
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In the backyard? Yeah those are mine.

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Laserion
08/08/21 8:01:54 AM
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* "Suddenly" as in freshly moved earth? I'm calling the police. Someone has been digging in my backyard!
* Or it has been there for all the years I've lived there and just found it because I was digging? I'm taking it, and burying the chest back and wait for new grass to grow before using the gold.

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BloodMoon7
08/08/21 8:02:02 AM
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It's a magical trap. I get out my magic gun.

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