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RchHomieQuanChi
08/11/21 12:05:08 AM
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- Lots of tragedy happens because a guy got coughed on once
- Satan saves Christmas

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Strider102
08/11/21 12:06:46 AM
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Some random people join together to fight some threat to their world and win.

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RchHomieQuanChi
08/11/21 12:07:57 AM
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Strider102 posted...
Some random people join together to fight some threat to their world and win.

Shark Tale: The Video Game?

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MarbyIsBack
08/11/21 12:09:16 AM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
- Satan saves Christmas
I know this one, I think. Somewhat related:

-Bastard cop commits murder with the power of television

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Mistere Man
08/11/21 12:13:31 AM
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Some rude kid thinks he is hot shit only to later find out he isnt what he thought he was, and some lady sings songs, and together with other weirdos they work to stop some dude from doing crap.

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TheRadiant
08/11/21 12:15:15 AM
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14 people come together to beat the shit outta of a clown who destroyed the world

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Big_Nabendu
08/11/21 12:16:41 AM
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U can't revive her. You failed her. She dead.
Now go race on some giant chickens

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pauIie
08/11/21 12:17:45 AM
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MarbyIsBack
08/11/21 12:17:57 AM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
U can't revive her. You failed her. She dead.
Now go race on some giant chickens
Is this the game with the funny half-angel man who appeared as a secret boss in Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2?

I feel like it is.

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Wii_Shaker
08/11/21 12:28:52 AM
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Game developer rips off Frank Miller. Also a pimp.

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HylianFox
08/11/21 12:30:52 AM
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A dude collects triangles and then fights a pig to save a princess.

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nfearurspecimn
08/11/21 12:31:32 AM
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Hero awakens in the middle of the ocean on a small plank of wood and is pleased about this for some reason.

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SF_Okami
08/11/21 12:32:52 AM
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You become an obscenely rich businessman/businesswoman by throwing yourself off buildings, cliffs, etc.

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Xethuminra
08/11/21 12:34:09 AM
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Your character dies in the end.
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Kitt
08/11/21 12:38:54 AM
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A zombie must recruit a ragtag team of misfits to fight bug-people.

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HylianFox
08/11/21 12:39:29 AM
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This is hard because most games already have ridiculous plots
>_>

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Kisai
08/11/21 12:48:58 AM
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It was all a dream.

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Strider102
08/11/21 12:56:44 AM
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"Were the fireworks not to your liking, Mr. Fly?"

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Teh_Dr_Phil
08/11/21 1:01:57 AM
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Writer goes on vacation but then shit gets real

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MrMallard
08/11/21 1:03:51 AM
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God is a many-armed agent of sin and avarice, and you're just a cat with a slingshot.

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bigtiggie23
08/11/21 1:11:17 AM
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A group of misfits tell street gangs, politicians, corporations, the military, aliens, and Satan himself to fuck off.
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Tappor
08/11/21 1:17:14 AM
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Dead man who was once being used as a puppet by god eventually overthrows that god with the support of a computer

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HylianFox
08/11/21 1:19:42 AM
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A guinea pig fights against a psychotic computer using an experimental transportation device.

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YellowSUV
08/11/21 1:20:57 AM
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Our hero makes a bunch of choices across three games then picks a red, blue, or green explosion.

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Kanaya413
08/11/21 1:21:38 AM
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I wanna know the answers
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YugiNoob
08/11/21 1:22:51 AM
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MarbyIsBack posted...
I know this one, I think. Somewhat related:

-Bastard cop commits murder with the power of television


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HylianFox
08/11/21 1:24:37 AM
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A man suddenly finds himself alone in his office building, while a narrator belittles every choice he makes.

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AirFresh
08/11/21 1:26:06 AM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
Lots of tragedy happens because a guy got coughed on once
Red Dead Redemption 2?

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Mistere Man
08/11/21 1:28:52 AM
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Tappor posted...
Dead man who was once being used as a puppet by god eventually overthrows that god with the support of a computer
What game is this? It sounds interesting.

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MarbyIsBack
08/11/21 1:30:46 AM
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One man tries to stop a criminal organization using the might of real estate, while another man breakdances to save a blind girl.

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gunplagirl
08/11/21 1:32:16 AM
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"well (redacted), I guess you could say we really are (name of the game)"

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Lunar_Savage
08/11/21 1:35:59 AM
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You leave home to find a run away and wind up battling the ghost of an ancient empire that helped destroy the world. Oh, and along the way you face the horror filled landscape it left behind and you're presented with increasingly fucked up situations to morally navigate your conscience.

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HylianFox
08/11/21 1:36:33 AM
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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone save the Earth from invading Xenomorphs.

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Xethuminra
08/11/21 1:37:25 AM
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HylianFox posted...
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone save the Earth from invading Xenomorphs.
Contra!

You got me...
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Mistere Man
08/11/21 1:38:10 AM
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Lunar_Savage posted...
You leave home to find a run away and wind up battling the ghost of an ancient empire that helped destroy the world. Oh, and along the way you face the horror filled landscape it left behind and you're presented with increasingly fucked up situations to morally navigate your conscience.
Damn that sounds interesting also!

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bigtiggie23
08/11/21 1:40:53 AM
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A dictator, kickboxer, bull fighter, and boxer watch martial artists beat each other senseless and pick up the scraps afterward.
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Lunar_Savage
08/11/21 1:42:17 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
Damn that sounds interesting also!

I suppose I could say...

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HylianFox
08/11/21 1:42:57 AM
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Animals stage a counterattack against a disembodied brain.

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Naysaspace
08/11/21 1:46:53 AM
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mario beats bowser and saves the princess

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HylianFox
08/11/21 1:50:47 AM
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A woman raised by birds commits genocide against flying jellyfish.

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Kanaya413
08/11/21 1:54:54 AM
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HylianFox posted...
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone save the Earth from invading Xenomorphs.
What????
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pegusus123456
08/11/21 1:55:03 AM
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A father gets to decide if he should teach is daughter that murder is good or bad.

An ancient fish god helps a janitor save an entire planet.

A father and son go uphill to litter.

A pair of twins and their father are murdered by siblings from a rival family.

The main character is convicted of a crime he didn't commit and has to catch the true perpetrator while still serving out his sentence.

When a government agency is infiltrated and taken over by a hostile enemy force, the janitor is the only one who can stop them.

A man flies back to his hometown and bonds with his estranged father over a game of golf.

A native tribesman defeats the invading forces of the US army.

This was kinda fun.

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HylianFox
08/11/21 1:56:20 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
The main character is convicted of a crime he didn't commit and has to catch the true perpetrator while still serving out his sentence.

Mario Sunshine

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Kim_Seong-a
08/11/21 1:56:40 AM
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The mayor decides to shift his platform to "tough on crime"

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pegusus123456
08/11/21 1:57:20 AM
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HylianFox posted...
Mario Sunshine
Yes, that one was my favorite.

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Mistere Man
08/11/21 1:57:30 AM
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Kanaya413 posted...
What????

I could be wrong, but I think it is Mortal Kombat 11 as it has the terminator and Rambo in it. Again I could be mistaken though.

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