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Tappor
08/13/21 3:27:57 PM
#353:


Compsognathus posted...
You kill a lot of people you say you want to save so you can trick your dad to sit on a chair and prove he is evil.
Lmao, fates: conquest was a yikes in terms of plot

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Kitt
08/13/21 3:30:20 PM
#354:


ProboBum posted...
Dino Crisis or ARK?
Nah

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Tyranthraxus
08/13/21 3:59:23 PM
#355:


Kitt posted...
A big breasted woman aimlessly wanders around and occasionally shoots at dinosaurs.
Jurassic Park: Trespasser

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Kitt
08/13/21 4:21:18 PM
#356:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Jurassic Park: Trespasser
Yep!

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Tyranthraxus
08/13/21 4:23:19 PM
#357:


Kitt posted...
Yep!
That game was ahead of it's time and could have made an awesome VR game.

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Unspecified_NPC
08/13/21 5:37:59 PM
#358:


Team of monsters ask a space dragon to stop a meteor

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TheRadiant
08/13/21 5:38:42 PM
#359:


Seaman_Prime posted...
Final fantasy tactics advance
Indeed


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DrizztLink
08/13/21 7:44:14 PM
#360:


mooreandrew58 posted...
I have always seen him as the unknowingly villain of the games. Sure he takes out lesser villains but its just that they aint causing the havoc he is.

Its intersting to think to me if that karate chopping blocks mini game in superstars is canon. If so hes got planet busting physical strength
Kirby is legitimately a baby Lovecraftian universal level threat.

Anyway:

Your father's inability to keep it in his pants leads to economic strife, terrorism, and actual world war.

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Lunar_Savage
08/13/21 7:54:29 PM
#361:


Your pa goes missing so you and the boys hop in your van to terrorize the New York criminal underworld until you find him and your girl, then politely give the kingpin an ass whoopin'.

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Mistere Man
08/13/21 9:26:02 PM
#362:


Lunar_Savage posted...
Your pa goes missing so you and the boys hop in your van to terrorize the New York criminal underworld until you find him and your girl, then politely give the kingpin an ass whoopin'.
TMNT nes?

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Lunar_Savage
08/13/21 10:12:58 PM
#363:


Mistere Man posted...
TMNT nes?

Bingo! Lol

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Unspecified_NPC
08/13/21 11:42:54 PM
#364:


A special government agent uses a giant robot to break time and kills himself in the process.

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Ricemills
08/14/21 1:09:37 AM
#365:


b_hamnite posted...
Final Fantasy 8?

correctamundo

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_Rinku_
08/14/21 1:12:56 AM
#366:


A man decides that the "heroic sacrifice" ending isn't worth it. Things get worse from there and it might be a squid's fault.
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Tyranthraxus
08/14/21 1:39:24 AM
#367:


_Rinku_ posted...
A man decides that the "heroic sacrifice" ending isn't worth it. Things get worse from there and it might be a squid's fault.
Legacy of Kain

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_Rinku_
08/14/21 2:07:37 AM
#368:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Legacy of Kain
Yes! Highly recommend the series as a whole.
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Kitt
08/14/21 12:26:48 PM
#369:


In the midst of an American civil war, one soldier gets his hands on a high-tech gun that can manipulate the environment and now he have to use it to capture a bad guy that splices his soldiers with animal DNA or some shit.

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TheRadiant
08/14/21 12:27:55 PM
#370:


_Rinku_ posted...
Yes! Highly recommend the series as a whole.
I recommend Soul Reaver 1 and then stop there

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ProboBum
08/14/21 1:02:12 PM
#371:


Kid(s) fall into a hole which leads to a globetrotting adventure thrust upon them by a magic talking stone

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Oreos74
08/14/21 1:03:17 PM
#372:


VR trained nerd soldier goes on oil rig to get his crotch grabbed by president

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TheRadiant
08/14/21 1:50:27 PM
#373:


ProboBum posted...
Kid(s) fall into a hole which leads to a globetrotting adventure thrust upon them by a magic talking stone
Final Fantasy 3?

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ProboBum
08/14/21 2:04:57 PM
#374:


TheRadiant posted...
Final Fantasy 3?
Yup

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Mistere Man
08/15/21 3:23:02 AM
#375:


Some kids climb a huge wall only to get thrown off of it, but instead of dying most of them go on to save the world.

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fire_bolt
08/15/21 3:52:27 AM
#376:


Mistere Man posted...
Some kids climb a huge wall only to get thrown off of it, but instead of dying most of them go on to save the world.


Grandia
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RchHomieQuanChi
08/15/21 9:29:51 AM
#377:


Everyone is just a variant of the same, old, bald guy.

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Mistere Man
08/15/21 9:37:50 AM
#378:


fire_bolt posted...
Grandia
Correct!

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fire_bolt
08/15/21 4:08:15 PM
#379:


RchHomieQuanChi posted...
Everyone is just a variant of the same, old, bald guy.


Every single Kingdom Hearts game
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Mistere Man
08/15/21 6:04:44 PM
#380:


Mitochondria gone wild!

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Neoconkers
08/15/21 6:07:29 PM
#381:


the final two men in the universe fight to the death over the last paint.

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SuperVegitoFAN
08/15/21 6:30:32 PM
#382:


Mistere Man posted...
Mitochondria gone wild!

Spore?

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Mistere Man
08/15/21 10:43:30 PM
#383:


SuperVegitoFAN posted...
Spore?
No, but that works too.

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Lunar_Savage
08/15/21 11:23:05 PM
#384:


The idiots wake you up from your nap because they're too incompetent to do the job without you. So, you have to lead your team of employees to be the best they can be to efficiently make your malevolent rule absolute over the jackasses that thought they could undermine your business in the first place.

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Mistere Man
08/15/21 11:59:57 PM
#385:


Lunar_Savage posted...
The idiots wake you up from your nap because they're too incompetent to do the job without you. So, you have to lead your team of employees to be the best they can be to efficiently make your malevolent rule absolute over the jackasses that thought they could undermine your business in the first place.
Disgaea 1?

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TheRadiant
08/16/21 12:00:50 AM
#386:


Mistere Man posted...
Mitochondria gone wild!
Parasite Eve of course

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Mistere Man
08/16/21 12:01:39 AM
#387:


TheRadiant posted...
Parasite Eve of course
Correct!

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Lunar_Savage
08/16/21 12:27:02 AM
#388:


Mistere Man posted...
Disgaea 1?

Nope!

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Mistere Man
08/16/21 12:29:48 AM
#389:


Lunar_Savage posted...
Nope!
Interesting it did sound like it a bit. Sorry.

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TheRadiant
08/16/21 12:41:34 AM
#390:


A giant tick from space destroys the world but a cave person and other defeat it by crashing into its face

Too obvious but meh

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Ricemills
08/16/21 12:47:42 AM
#391:


astronaut enslaved local population to built his spaceship.

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mooreandrew58
08/16/21 2:51:58 AM
#392:


Ricemills posted...
astronaut enslaved local population to built his spaceship.

Pikmin

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Laserion
08/16/21 7:30:46 AM
#393:


HylianFox posted...
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone save the Earth from invading Xenomorphs.
Back in the day, my friends and I were always saying that Arnold and Sylvester should team up and make a Contra movie.

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Ricemills
08/16/21 8:04:19 AM
#394:


mooreandrew58 posted...
Pikmin

correct.


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Seaman_Prime
08/16/21 6:35:39 PM
#395:


TheRadiant posted...
A giant tick from space destroys the world but a cave person and other defeat it by crashing into its face

Too obvious but meh
Chrono trigger
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FL81
08/16/21 6:40:24 PM
#396:


It turns out that the city you've been living in is the last human settlement of a post-apocalyptic world, and the secret passageway to the outside world is located in the local police station's bathroom.

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fire_bolt
08/16/21 6:42:14 PM
#397:


Lunar_Savage posted...
The idiots wake you up from your nap because they're too incompetent to do the job without you. So, you have to lead your team of employees to be the best they can be to efficiently make your malevolent rule absolute over the jackasses that thought they could undermine your business in the first place.


Overlord

Disgaea a good guess though
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TheRadiant
08/16/21 6:43:35 PM
#398:


A group of teens saves the world with the power of television

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ProboBum
08/16/21 6:48:12 PM
#399:


TheRadiant posted...
A group of teens saves the world with the power of television
Persona 4
FL81 posted...
It turns out that the city you've been living in is the last human settlement of a post-apocalyptic world, and the secret passageway to the outside world is located in the local police station's bathroom.
This sounds really interesting, I'd really like to know what game this is

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FL81
08/16/21 6:49:00 PM
#400:


ProboBum posted...
This sounds really interesting, I'd really like to know what game this is
Also, you can refuse to save the world and trigger a game over event

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ProboBum
08/16/21 6:52:04 PM
#401:


FL81 posted...
Also, you can refuse to save the world and trigger a game over event
Gonna throw out a guess and say The Last of Us?

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FL81
08/16/21 6:54:00 PM
#402:


Nope!

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