Current Events > Man I nearly shit myself driving home from work just now >_>

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Of course as soon as I leave, it hits me. So i gotta spend the next 30 minutes in traffic holding in a massive shit. I unlocked the other 75% if my brain and I'm using it to direct every single muscle cell in my butt to clench as tight as it can and hold back the brown flood until I can get home. I had some moments where i thought I wasn't gonna make it >_>

But I made it! And I'm sitting on the toilet right now with the biggest sense of relief as I type this topic. Don't let your dreams be dreams! You can accomplish anything, CE!

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that'd hurt the resale value!

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What if you just one one extra mile to go? Would you just shit your pants or pull over and spray median?

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

What if you just one one extra mile to go? Would you just shit your pants or pull over and spray median?

He would channel his inner David Goggins and shit all over himself

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

What if you just one one extra mile to go? Would you just shit your pants or pull over and spray median?

I might just let some leak out in my pants, cuz if i jumped out, I think my butt would've unclenched and I would've dumped the entire payload in my pants before I could even pull them down

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What if halfway home someone rear ended you, and you had to get outta the car, do the whole police report and insurance thing. Meanwhile you have a category 5 shit storm brewing. How would you handle that one?

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

What if halfway home someone rear ended you, and you had to get outta the car, do the whole police report and insurance thing. Meanwhile you have a category 5 shit storm brewing. How would you handle that one?

lmao I was thinking about that on the way. I'd probably be like "excuse me 1 sec" and casually walk in the woods before you hear a large audible butt trumpet. Then I casually walk back and talk like nothing happened

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I like this topic

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Let's say this was worse than a rear ender. Let's say some asshole runs a red light and clobbers you. Now you managed to not shit yourself through that, but you've been strapped to a gurney and are being airlifted 50 miles to the nearest trauma hospital and here it comes. Do you just tell the guys "Hey better get that door open and roll me on my side", and then proceed to rain shit down on the whole town?

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Let's say this was worse than a rear ender. Let's say some asshole runs a red light and clobbers you. Now you managed to not shit yourself through that, but you've been strapped to a gurney and are being airlifted 50 miles to the nearest trauma hospital and here it comes. Do you just tell the guys "Hey better get that door open and roll me on my side", and then proceed to rain shit down on the whole town?

I'd paint that town brown! YOLOOOOOOO

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yoloooo

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yolo.

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No lie, I've been having diarrhea the last few days. Maybe I got a stomach bug >_> I did have fish at work a few days ago.

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