Poll of the Day > Idaho man cuts off hand, microwaves it

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Dmess85
08/14/21 4:07:20 PM
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https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna22573021

A man who believed he bore the "mark of the beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.

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Red_Frog
08/14/21 4:08:36 PM
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Idaho potato.
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LaggnFragnLarry
08/14/21 4:09:04 PM
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idle hands is a great movie
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faramir77
08/14/21 4:16:41 PM
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Bet it was still cold on the inside

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Far-Queue
08/14/21 4:34:13 PM
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faramir77 posted...
Bet it was still cold on the inside
lmao

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FatalAccident
08/14/21 4:37:47 PM
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fuck lol

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Blighboy
08/14/21 4:42:03 PM
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Dmess85 posted...
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna22573021

A man who believed he bore the "mark of the beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
As a former paramedic more people should prepare food for us while they wait for our arrival. Unbelievably stressful job especially on an empty stomach.

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keyblader1985
08/14/21 4:43:26 PM
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As one does.

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mooreandrew58
08/14/21 4:59:14 PM
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You know who else has hands? The devil and he uses them for HOLDING

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OrangeDawn
08/14/21 5:04:27 PM
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Im thankful for religion. Without it, we wouldnt have stories like this

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OhhhJa
08/14/21 5:04:58 PM
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faramir77 posted...
Bet it was still cold on the inside
Just have to stir it
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keyblader1985
08/14/21 5:06:30 PM
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OrangeDawn posted...
Im thankful for religion. Without it, we wouldnt have stories like this
You think crazy people don't exist outside of religion?

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Modest_Mouse
08/14/21 5:11:36 PM
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that article is from 2008 I wonder how hes doin!

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Blighboy
08/14/21 5:12:56 PM
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Modest_Mouse posted...
that article is from 2008 I wonder how hes doin!
That hand is a teenager now.

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OrangeDawn
08/14/21 5:27:57 PM
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keyblader1985 posted...
You think crazy people don't exist outside of religion?
That's not what I said so no, I don't think that.

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captpackrat
08/14/21 5:33:19 PM
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At least he's handy in the kitchen.

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SKARDAVNELNATE
08/14/21 5:37:31 PM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
idle hands is a great movie
All he did was set the evil free. I hope he photigraphed the mark so it can be indentified after it moves to the next host.

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Dmess85
08/14/21 8:37:52 PM
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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
All he did was set the evil free. I hope he photigraphed the mark so it can be indentified after it moves to the next host.

Needs to draw a special summoning circle

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SilentSeph
08/14/21 9:16:54 PM
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Blighboy posted...
That hand is a teenager now.
In a few more years, that hand will have a job

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Kimbos_Egg
08/14/21 9:31:48 PM
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Hope seth green is okay

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Dmess85
08/14/21 9:36:43 PM
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SilentSeph posted...
In a few more years, that hand will have a job

A Hand Job?

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Mead
08/14/21 10:17:42 PM
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How did he think microwaving it would help

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Dmess85
08/14/21 10:18:19 PM
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Mead posted...
How did he think microwaving it would help

Kill the beast

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Blighboy
08/14/21 10:22:22 PM
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Make the beast's water molecules vibrate

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Agent_Stroud
08/14/21 11:22:12 PM
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Modest_Mouse posted...
that article is from 2008 I wonder how hes doin!

Last I heard, he was getting featured in his very own DLC for one of them slasher games I hear are all the rage among the youngins lately. Drunk by Daybreak, I think it was?



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