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Crystal_pony
08/17/21 10:58:07 PM
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Do you take the money: You can get $1 million at anytime however if you do, you are instantly in the last porn you watched, (if it was a clip/snippet it's the full video) performing at random as one of the major actors.

(And if you havent seen one in a while, it becomes a random porn video)
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PoundGarden
08/17/21 10:58:57 PM
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Really not seeing the downside here

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Irony
08/17/21 10:59:37 PM
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1 mill for 30 seconds of work is easy money

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PC-Builder_Pony
08/17/21 11:00:50 PM
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Yes, I'd do that for free

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bnui_ransder
08/17/21 11:00:52 PM
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Sure

If anyone asks ill tell them the truth. I couldn't turn down the 1 million dollars.

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Umbreon
08/17/21 11:01:07 PM
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Sure

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Alakazamtrainer
08/17/21 11:01:34 PM
#7:


Irony posted...
1 mill for 30 seconds of work is easy money

Try 30-45 mins of work, the average porn vid in its entirety is 30-40 mins
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Crystal_pony
08/18/21 9:59:28 PM
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Problem is most people don't realize that porn vids are clipped/ment as teasers, the average porn vid is 30ish mins
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No_U_L7
08/18/21 10:00:40 PM
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So...boot up a lesbian video and then take the deal? What's the downside
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Guerrilla Soldier
08/18/21 10:01:09 PM
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where money

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Smackems
08/18/21 10:01:36 PM
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I only watch solo porn so that's easy af

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gunplagirl
08/18/21 10:02:29 PM
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I'm instantly a huge titty bbw milf washing her chest, what an absolute win

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3PiesAndAFork
08/18/21 10:03:01 PM
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For that kind of money I'd play the chick in a gangbang.

Edit: what if it's a hentai. Do I become a cartoon character?

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DirkDiggles
08/18/21 10:06:18 PM
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I million for an hour and a half with a few Japanese Milfs. Sure thing.

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Crystal_pony
08/18/21 10:06:23 PM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...
For that kind of money I'd play the chick in a gangbang.

Edit: what if it's a hentai. Do I become a cartoon character?

Yes
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Kanaya413
08/18/21 10:14:24 PM
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PoundGarden posted...
Really not seeing the downside here

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mooreandrew58
08/18/21 10:20:10 PM
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My last porn I dont even think has a full video version. It was 3d animation involving link ganondorf and zelda...

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3PiesAndAFork
08/18/21 10:23:14 PM
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Oh, oh, if it's a masturbation video there's only one person right? So there's no risk.

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Crystal_pony
08/18/21 11:32:02 PM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...
Oh, oh, if it's a masturbation video there's only one person right? So there's no risk.

And there is the ultimate cheese to this, who's to say you record your self deeding for about 5 secs and watch that everytime you want money
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PoundGarden
08/18/21 11:32:58 PM
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Crystal_pony posted...
Problem is most people don't realize that porn vids are clipped/ment as teasers, the average porn vid is 30ish mins

Oh gee, can I change my answer

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