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TeaMilk
08/18/21 12:34:13 AM
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's house and talked to her for like an hour and he still hasn't told her he's not single lol

he brought her tamales and she gave him a ride home in her nice ass . Apparently she doesnt like "the whites"

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TheRadiant
08/18/21 12:35:43 AM
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Man eating bug kills family

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Shezarr
08/18/21 12:35:44 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
she gave him a ride

TeaMilk posted...
in her nice ass


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SSJ2GrimReaper
08/18/21 12:37:00 AM
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she probably touched his belly

you jelly yet

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Butterfiles
08/18/21 12:37:21 AM
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U got her numba?

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nothanks1
08/18/21 12:37:24 AM
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The important thing is can Cornman remember enough about me to explain he hates the Irish

If so he'll be getting lots of nice ass car rides
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ApherosyLove
08/18/21 12:37:27 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
Apparently she doesnt like "the whites"
I dont know why but I lost it

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DocileOrangeCup
08/18/21 2:31:08 AM
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TheRadiant posted...
Man eating bug kills family
FUCK I used to get so annoyed by that

nothanks1 posted...
The important thing is can Cornman remember enough about me to explain he hates the Irish

If so he'll be getting lots of nice ass car rides
I am Irish!!

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Mistere Man
08/18/21 2:35:58 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
FUCK I used to get so annoyed by that

I am Irish!!
Youre cornman? Sorry I didnt know, and nice to meet you.

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nothanks1
08/18/21 3:11:29 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
I am Irish!!

He says as he can't recount the Battle of the Boyne
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gunplagirl
08/18/21 3:32:09 AM
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You're never going to hang out with me or my tummy :'(

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Shablagoo
08/18/21 3:36:00 AM
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This all sounds very, very, VERY hot.

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DocileOrangeCup
08/18/21 4:21:52 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
Youre cornman? Sorry I didnt know, and nice to meet you.
Oh yea lol it's fine man nice to meet u

nothanks1 posted...
He says as he can't recount the Battle of the Boyne
Don't leave me I want to hug u from behind and never let go
Y o u a r e l o v e d

Shablagoo posted...
This all sounds very, very, VERY hot.
It was.

gunplagirl posted...
You're never going to hang out with me or my tummy :'(
Wow you're denying tc access to your tummy because she's in a wheelchair

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TeaMilk
08/18/21 1:22:11 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
she probably touched his belly

you jelly yet
Wtf no she didnt... no.... she wouldn't do that right?

Butterfiles posted...
U got her numba?
My bf sure does hes always texting her

ApherosyLove posted...
I dont know why but I lost it
She said she will cross the street if she sees a white guy at night but she likes Latino guys and black guys

gunplagirl posted...
You're never going to hang out with me or my tummy :'(
You're getting married!! And I haven't even seen your tummy how do I know its real


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TheRadiant
08/18/21 1:23:34 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Wtf no she didnt... no.... she wouldn't do that right?
She probably slapped it and giggled

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
08/18/21 1:27:04 PM
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How old is he, how old is the milf ?, why is he simping for some old broad ?


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TeaMilk
08/18/21 1:30:50 PM
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TheRadiant posted...
She probably slapped it and giggled
No!! No!!!! I am the one who slaps!!

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
How old is he, how old is the milf ?, why is he simping for some old broad ?
Hes like uhh 23 i think, MILF is allegedly in her late 40s or 50s. She's apparently rich and from Saudi Arabia

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nothanks1
08/18/21 1:30:58 PM
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I now imagine Cornman to be going over there with dressed like this

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
08/18/21 1:41:08 PM
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Sounds like he wants her money or to know how she got that money, at late 40s or early 50 she is beyond over the hill but some dudes have a mommy fetish or some other weird shit.

At 23 he should not be wasting his youth on her especially if he already has a girlfriend around his age.

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KStateKing17
08/18/21 1:43:40 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
No!! No!!!! I am the one who slaps!!

Hes like uhh 23 i think, MILF is allegedly in her late 40s or 50s. She's apparently rich and from Saudi Arabia
A milfy Saudi Arabian woman that likes black D? Sounds like a job for a King!

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TheRadiant
08/18/21 1:44:05 PM
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Sometimes I can't tell if TC's topics are serious or not

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ApherosyLove
08/18/21 1:49:18 PM
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Wait, is Cornman, you know, one of the whites?

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What_
08/18/21 1:49:54 PM
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How would you know what he has or has not told her
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LordMarshal
08/18/21 1:58:55 PM
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Wow my bf came in the milf neighbors house and talked for about an hour and stil

This fits in a topic titles

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TeaMilk
08/18/21 2:09:10 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Sounds like he wants her money or to know how she got that money, at late 40s or early 50 she is beyond over the hill but some dudes have a mommy fetish or some other weird shit.

At 23 he should not be wasting his youth on her especially if he already has a girlfriend around his age.
I have enough money for us both lol, I don't think he's a gold digger. Being into a hot rich MILF is just common sense though imo, not a fetish

KStateKing17 posted...
A milfy Saudi Arabian woman that likes black D? Sounds like a job for a King!
Hell yea. Seems like she has multiple kids though, still unclear if she's married or not

TheRadiant posted...
Sometimes I can't tell if TC's topics are serious or not
Well I'm sensationaling things for attention but im not lying about anything lol

ApherosyLove posted...
Wait, is Cornman, you know, one of the whites?
hes half white but has a Latino name and looks pretty brown

What_ posted...
How would you know what he has or has not told her
Cuz he told me about it when he got home

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ApherosyLove
08/18/21 2:10:42 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
hes half white but has a Latino name and looks pretty brown
Damn he's got it all

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KStateKing17
08/18/21 2:11:14 PM
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Things like "children" and "spouses" don't matter to me. The husband can watch or join in for all I care.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
08/18/21 2:43:09 PM
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Late 40s, early 50s is not a sexy time for most women, most women are about to or have hit the granny stage at that point. Dude should be going for sexy young 20s women not post wall granny.

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TeaMilk
08/18/21 2:54:29 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Late 40s, early 50s is not a sexy time for most women, most women are about to or have hit the granny stage at that point. Dude should be going for sexy young 20s women not post wall granny.
umm.... my mom is 65 and has a great ass, sooo.....

Wait do you seriously think women in their 40's are "about to hit granny stage"??

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Ivynn
08/18/21 3:00:19 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Wait do you seriously think women in their 40's are "about to hit granny stage"??

You're talking to a CEman

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gunplagirl
08/18/21 3:00:37 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
You're getting married!! And I haven't even seen your tummy how do I know its real
I'm still poly and able to see other ladies. Plus I could always use more local friends. :'(

And you can verify my tummy if you ever actually made real plans.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
08/18/21 3:33:16 PM
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If she is late 40s early 50s yes that is the start of the granny stage. Most women age terribly unless they are actresses, or take really good care of themselves.

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DocileOrangeCup
08/18/21 4:19:01 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
I'm still poly and able to see other ladies. Plus I could always use more local friends. :'(

And you can verify my tummy if you ever actually made real plans.
You know I'd probably show up too and challenge you to yugioh and attack you when I lose

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gunplagirl
08/18/21 4:34:06 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

Threatening other users isn't cool, mang

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DocileOrangeCup
08/18/21 4:35:19 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Threatening other users isn't cool, mang
Well let me win then

That was obviously a joke come on

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gunplagirl
08/18/21 4:35:55 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Well let me win then

That was obviously a joke come on
Let's see what the mods think.

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DocileOrangeCup
08/18/21 4:39:33 PM
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nfearurspecimn
08/18/21 4:45:00 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
You marked me???
yeah

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gunplagirl
08/18/21 4:53:06 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
You marked me???
With my seal of oricalculator.

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Simp
08/18/21 5:16:21 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
You marked me???
with you warned, there'll be nobody to contest her move on teamilk
all's fair in love and war

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TeaMilk
08/18/21 6:31:39 PM
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Simp posted...
with you warned, there'll be nobody to contest her move on teamilk
all's fair in love and war
Whoa if cornman's dead im goin after that MILF first

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SSJ2GrimReaper
08/18/21 10:44:13 PM
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Simp posted...
with you warned, there'll be nobody to contest her move on teamilk
all's fair in love and war
your belly better be fuckin FAT

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TeaMilk
08/19/21 1:00:00 PM
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I saw a pic of her online, she is very pretty tbh

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nothanks1
08/19/21 1:08:35 PM
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Why is your non-work boyfriend looking at a mif's ass ride pictures online?
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TeaMilk
08/20/21 1:16:39 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
Why is your non-work boyfriend looking at a mif's ass ride pictures online?
What? No im the one researching her

Also you were in one of my dreams last night for some reason, can you not do that again?

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nothanks1
08/20/21 2:59:30 PM
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TeaMilk posted...

What? No im the one researching her

Also you were in one of my dreams last night for some reason, can you not do that again?

So what you're saying is you're aware that she's me in diguise?
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TeaMilk
08/21/21 5:18:10 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
So what you're saying is you're aware that she's me in diguise?
She did offer cornman a beer

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SSJ2GrimReaper
08/22/21 12:00:51 AM
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you think she dreams of eating tamales off of cornmans belly

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TeaMilk
08/22/21 12:09:21 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
you think she dreams of eating tamales off of cornmans belly
idk i tried it before and got a bunch of hair in the masa

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