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The Trent
08/21/21 1:31:18 PM
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velociraptor from jurassic park 2 vs a pair of pitbulls: who ya got?


it's a pretty neutral playing field, like the fight takes place in an urban decay area with some jungle reclamation
who wins?

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rexcrk
08/21/21 1:34:51 PM
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Raptor doesnt stand a chance

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Wedge Antilles
08/21/21 1:37:07 PM
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Is the raptor an infant?

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CanuckCowboy
08/21/21 1:39:03 PM
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Raptors are pretty small irl.

If I had to bet I'd say the pits could take it.

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orangefire25
08/21/21 1:39:55 PM
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Couldn't a raptor disembowel any dog in one swipe

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The Trent
08/21/21 1:39:56 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Raptors are pretty small irl.

If I had to bet I'd say the pits could take it.

these are the raptors in jurassic park 2
but only 1 of them
it's an adult

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GGuirao13
08/21/21 2:26:21 PM
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Raptor.

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Alteres
08/21/21 2:40:34 PM
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Reptar solos.

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Looked gf
08/21/21 3:05:18 PM
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Which one has the better owner?

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FortuneCookie
08/21/21 3:06:51 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Raptors are pretty small irl.

If I had to bet I'd say the pits could take it.

In real life, a velociraptor was a pissed off rooster. A pitbull would tear it apart, especially if it was two pits against one rooster.

Movie velociraptor had the speed of a cheetah, the intelligence of a chimp, and the strength of a lion. The only thing that can stop it is a 12 year old girl who didn't make the gymnastics team.
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Machete
08/21/21 3:57:33 PM
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Tc you should get suspended agakn
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alphagamble
08/21/21 3:58:24 PM
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Is it a baby Raptor?

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Jiek_Fafn
08/21/21 4:01:08 PM
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If this was Jurassic World, then Blue would demolish 20 pit bulls easily due to her military training. She's like fucking Rambo.

JP2 raptors are just some dumb chuckle fucks. One us getting their ass kicked by two pits.

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Ilishe
08/21/21 4:02:08 PM
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Whoever wins

We lose

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/21/21 4:02:13 PM
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Raptors can jump pretty high and they got that big hook claw on their feet. So if he just jump kicks one into bleeding out he can shred the other pit apart.

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The Trent
08/21/21 5:01:03 PM
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Machete posted...
Tc you should get suspended agakn

Wow I thought you liked me

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