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pogo_rabid 08/24/21 12:14:44 AM #1:	https://www.politicalflare.com/2021/08/televangelist-jim-bakker- complains-that-god-cannot-hear-prayers-through-masks/ --- Ryzen 3800x, 6900XT, 32 gig, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:957381290] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>https://www.politicalflare.com/2021/08/televangelist-jim-bakker- complains-that-god-cannot-hear-prayers-through-masks/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 08/24/21 12:15:28 AM #2:	Televangelist Yeah, sounds about right --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:957381300] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote><quote>Televangelist</quote> Yeah, sounds about right</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89 08/24/21 12:15:53 AM #3:	God needs to clear his ears --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png http://www.last.fm/user/hockeybub89/ <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:957381309] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>God needs to clear his ears </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 08/24/21 12:15:55 AM #4:	I can't think of anything witty here --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:957381311] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>I can't think of anything witty here </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BakonBitz 08/24/21 12:16:15 AM #5:	...Yes he can. He's supposed to be an omnipotent being who knows what you're thinking. Masks should be zero issue. --- Game collection: http://www.backloggery.com/bakonbitz Gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwVQm69J7bGScbv3_50C0dA <cite>BakonBitz posted [p:957381317] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>...Yes he can. He's supposed to be an omnipotent being who knows what you're thinking. Masks should be zero issue. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 08/24/21 12:16:24 AM #6:	Can god create a mask so liberal that even he can't get enough oxygen while wearing it? --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:957381324] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>Can god create a mask so liberal that even he can't get enough oxygen while wearing it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 08/24/21 12:17:08 AM #7:	A centimeter of fabric = no dice. The walls of the church = no problem. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:957381343] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>A centimeter of fabric = no dice. The walls of the church = no problem. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 08/24/21 12:17:36 AM #8:	...I thought he died in the 90s? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:957381354] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>...I thought he died in the 90s? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 08/24/21 12:17:43 AM #9:	For those of you not aware, this is Jim Bakker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOH37W0jPpA --- Ryzen 3800x, 6900XT, 32 gig, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:957381356] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>For those of you not aware, this is Jim Bakker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOH37W0jPpA </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 08/24/21 12:18:08 AM #10:	Why is everyone so stupid --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://tinyurl.com/Corn-420 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:957381363] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>Why is everyone so stupid </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 08/24/21 12:18:56 AM #11:	Heartomaton posted... A centimeter of fabric = no dice. The walls of the church = no problem. Well you see, the church itself is divine and acts as an amplifier. So really if you are speaking loudly its like you're yelling directly in God's ear. That is why you're supposed to be quite in church. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:957381377] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>A centimeter of fabric = no dice. The walls of the church = no problem.</quote>Well you see, the church itself is divine and acts as an amplifier. So really if you are speaking loudly its like you're yelling directly in God's ear. That is why you're supposed to be quite in church. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 08/24/21 12:18:58 AM #12:	Is this the "FoRgIvE mE, lOrD! I hAvE sInNeD!" --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:957381380] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>Is this the "FoRgIvE mE, lOrD! I hAvE sInNeD!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 08/24/21 12:19:04 AM #13:	Questionmarktarius posted... ...I thought he died in the 90s? Nah, he got out of jail for fraud in the early 90's and went straight back into televangelism --- Ryzen 3800x, 6900XT, 32 gig, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:957381383] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>...I thought he died in the 90s?</quote>Nah, he got out of jail for fraud in the early 90's and went straight back into televangelism </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 08/24/21 12:19:13 AM #14:	DocileOrangeCup posted... Why is everyone so stupid I'm convinced it's all a big joke and everyone is trolling. --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:957381386] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>DocileOrangeCup posted... </cite> <quote>Why is everyone so stupid</quote>I'm convinced it's all a big joke and everyone is trolling. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 08/24/21 12:21:07 AM #15:	Only God knows --- i9 9900k \| RTX 2080ti FE \|Aorus Master Z390 \| 2 TB 850 EVO + 1tb 970 EVO\| DDR4 32 gig 3200 RAM \| EVGA T2 1000W https://valid.x86.fr/w0rvt0 <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:957381426] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>Only God knows </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BakonBitz 08/24/21 12:21:29 AM #16:	pogo_rabid posted... For those of you not aware, this is Jim Bakker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOH37W0jPpA So he's a nutcase who scams people then. That explains it. --- Game collection: http://www.backloggery.com/bakonbitz Gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwVQm69J7bGScbv3_50C0dA <cite>BakonBitz posted [p:957381435] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>pogo_rabid posted... </cite> <quote>For those of you not aware, this is Jim Bakker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOH37W0jPpA</quote>So he's a nutcase who scams people then. That explains it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 08/24/21 12:21:54 AM #17:	DirkDiggles posted... Is this the "FoRgIvE mE, lOrD! I hAvE sInNeD!" I think that's Jimmy Swaggart after he got busted fucking a prostitute --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:957381445] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>DirkDiggles posted... </cite> <quote>Is this the "FoRgIvE mE, lOrD! I hAvE sInNeD!"</quote>I think that's Jimmy Swaggart after he got busted fucking a prostitute </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 08/24/21 12:22:14 AM #18:	BakonBitz posted... So he's a nutcase who scams people then. That explains it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Bakker#Fraud_conviction_and_imprisonment --- Ryzen 3800x, 6900XT, 32 gig, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:957381452] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>BakonBitz posted... </cite> <quote>So he's a nutcase who scams people then. That explains it.</quote>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Bakker#Fraud_conviction_and_imprisonment </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turtlebread 08/24/21 12:22:36 AM #19:	Smackems posted... I can't think of anything witty here it's already funny enough lol --- https://imgur.com/yCW15Zn <cite>Turtlebread posted [p:957381460] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>I can't think of anything witty here</quote> it's already funny enough lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 08/24/21 12:22:41 AM #20:	LeoRavus posted... DirkDiggles posted... Is this the "FoRgIvE mE, lOrD! I hAvE sInNeD!" I think that's Jimmy Swaggart after he got busted fucking a prostitute Why did he dunk his head in barbecue sauce beforehand? --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:957381464] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted...</cite> <quote>DirkDiggles posted... </cite> <quote> Is this the "FoRgIvE mE, lOrD! I hAvE sInNeD!"</quote>I think that's Jimmy Swaggart after he got busted fucking a prostitute </quote> Why did he dunk his head in barbecue sauce beforehand?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRadiant 08/24/21 12:22:45 AM #21:	"What?" - God, apparently --- She/her <cite>TheRadiant posted [p:957381466] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>"What?" - God, apparently </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rustykranz 08/24/21 12:25:40 AM #22:	pogo_rabid posted... For those of you not aware, this is Jim Bakker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOH37W0jPpA I feel like i was hallucinating while watching this --- Botw board and sequel board town drunk now and forever lol https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1542-wheel-of-time-general-discussion <cite>Rustykranz posted [p:957381516] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>pogo_rabid posted... </cite> <quote>For those of you not aware, this is Jim Bakker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOH37W0jPpA</quote>I feel like i was hallucinating while watching this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 08/24/21 12:26:22 AM #23:	I hate myself so I decided to go search and see if the WBC had any enlightenment to share regarding this. I couldn't find any. But they did predictably say COVID is punishment from God because gay people exist. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:957381535] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>I hate myself so I decided to go search and see if the WBC had any enlightenment to share regarding this. I couldn't find any. But they did predictably say COVID is punishment from God because gay people exist. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 08/24/21 12:28:12 AM #24:	Rustykranz posted... I feel like i was hallucinating while watching this It's edited down, but the actual content is legit --- Ryzen 3800x, 6900XT, 32 gig, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:957381557] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>Rustykranz posted... </cite> <quote>I feel like i was hallucinating while watching this</quote>It's edited down, but the actual content is legit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Big_Nabendu 08/24/21 12:34:33 AM #26:	Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's. clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:957381674] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's. clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pauIie 08/24/21 12:36:37 AM #27:	can god make his ears so deaf that he can't hear you speak through masks checkmate dipshits --- https://imgur.com/O5APL http://www.last.fm/user/jaeganja <cite>pauIie posted [p:957381723] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>can god make his ears so deaf that he can't hear you speak through masks checkmate dipshits </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 08/24/21 12:52:16 AM #28:	Rustykranz posted... I feel like i was hallucinating while watching this Were the terrible synth music and awkward pauses in the original? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:957382007] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>Rustykranz posted... </cite> <quote>I feel like i was hallucinating while watching this</quote>Were the terrible synth music and awkward pauses in the original? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 08/24/21 12:53:03 AM #29:	Tyranthraxus posted... I hate myself so I decided to go search and see if the WBC had any enlightenment to share regarding this. I couldn't find any. But they did predictably say COVID is punishment from God because gay people exist. Sounds about right. Got blammed for 9/11 too iirc by these type of people. I remember watching one where this guy was made a video to speak to his viewers and explain why god wanted him to have a third private jet and was asking for donations so he could achieve God's will. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:957382024] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>I hate myself so I decided to go search and see if the WBC had any enlightenment to share regarding this. I couldn't find any. But they did predictably say COVID is punishment from God because gay people exist.</quote> Sounds about right. Got blammed for 9/11 too iirc by these type of people. I remember watching one where this guy was made a video to speak to his viewers and explain why god wanted him to have a third private jet and was asking for donations so he could achieve God's will. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 08/24/21 12:53:15 AM #30:	Questionmarktarius posted... Were the terrible synth music and awkward pauses in the original? No that was added for drama. The original isn't as entertaining it's just kind of sad. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:957382026] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>Were the terrible synth music and awkward pauses in the original?</quote>No that was added for drama. The original isn't as entertaining it's just kind of sad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 08/24/21 1:06:20 AM #31:	cuh posted... Why does he have such a low opinion of Gods hearing powers lol Pretty sure the man's straight up crazy. --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:957382267] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>cuh posted... </cite> <quote>Why does he have such a low opinion of Gods hearing powers lol</quote>Pretty sure the man's straight up crazy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheChariot 08/24/21 4:36:11 AM #32:	"This is why I hate people and don't really care if COVID kills us all." -Me, a guy who has taken 2 doses of Pfizer and wears masks in public. --- "The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed... One of life's greatest blessings is the freedom to pursue one's goals." -Arcana VII The Chariot <cite>TheChariot posted [p:957385023] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>"This is why I hate people and don't really care if COVID kills us all." -Me, a guy who has taken 2 doses of Pfizer and wears masks in public. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 08/24/21 4:38:58 AM #33:	DocileOrangeCup posted... Why is everyone so stupid --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:957385063] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>DocileOrangeCup posted... </cite> <quote>Why is everyone so stupid</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 08/24/21 4:46:33 AM #34:	A thin fabric over the mouth being enough to make a voiced prayer unheard to God is an extraordinarily brilliant argument against the alleged omnipotency of God. --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:957385158] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>A thin fabric over the mouth being enough to make a voiced prayer unheard to God is an extraordinarily brilliant argument against the alleged omnipotency of God. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 08/24/21 4:48:34 AM #35:	im sure God is all powerful enough to hear you even if you got a damn mask on... <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:957385172] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>im sure God is all powerful enough to hear you even if you got a damn mask on... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 08/24/21 4:53:28 AM #36:	Televangelist Is there a single one of these that isn't shit? Religious snake oil. --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:957385217] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote><quote>Televangelist</quote> Is there a single one of these that isn't shit? Religious snake oil. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evilpresident 08/24/21 5:01:48 AM #37:	Puny god, can't even hear you through a piece of cloth. Yall need Odin. --- Nothing to report here <cite>evilpresident posted [p:957385303] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>Puny god, can't even hear you through a piece of cloth. Yall need Odin. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
What_ 08/24/21 5:02:50 AM #38:	r/ima13yearoldchristianandthisisdeep <cite>What_ posted [p:957385313] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>r/ima13yearoldchristianandthisisdeep </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 08/24/21 5:14:03 AM #39:	Monks in the 11th century praying in silence be like: --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:957385413] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>Monks in the 11th century praying in silence be like: </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivany2008 08/24/21 6:00:03 AM #40:	If God is all around you... then why can't he be right next to you on the couch? <cite>Ivany2008 posted [p:957385833] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>If God is all around you... then why can't he be right next to you on the couch? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 08/24/21 6:27:34 AM #41:	--- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:957386114] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 08/24/21 6:29:12 AM #42:	i didnt know churches had advanced satellite technology to contact god --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:957386132] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>i didnt know churches had advanced satellite technology to contact god </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MachineJaipur 08/24/21 6:31:24 AM #43:	Who'd win in a fight? The virgin omnipotent God or the Chad Face Mask? <cite>MachineJaipur posted [p:957386162] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>Who'd win in a fight? The virgin omnipotent God or the Chad Face Mask? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 08/24/21 6:37:09 AM #44:	gunplagirl posted... These needs to get out there. The less anti-maskers the better. --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:957386214] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote></quote> These needs to get out there. The less anti-maskers the better. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Southernfatman 08/24/21 6:44:11 AM #46:	gunplagirl posted... This will be ignored like how these types ignore lots of Jesus' words. --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:957386281] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote></quote> This will be ignored like how these types ignore lots of Jesus' words. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 08/24/21 6:49:43 AM #47:	The best part is it's from Leviticus. You know, their favorite book to take out of context. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:957386337] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>The best part is it's from Leviticus. You know, their favorite book to take out of context. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 08/24/21 10:07:59 AM #48:	The_Korey posted... These needs to get out there. The less anti-maskers the better. Staying home and wearing ratty old sweatpants is actually holy. Nice. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:957389659] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote>These needs to get out there. The less anti-maskers the better.</quote>Staying home and wearing ratty old sweatpants is actually holy. Nice. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 08/24/21 10:09:09 AM #49:	Didn't Biden kill god or something? <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:957389687] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>Didn't Biden kill god or something? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom Clark 08/24/21 10:13:51 AM #50:	Genuine insanity. --- https://imgur.com/6eF0W <cite>Tom Clark posted [p:957389804] in God Cannot... [t:79628809]...</cite> <quote>Genuine insanity. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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