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monkmith 08/24/21 10:20:17 AM #51: |
also, god cant hear your prayer unless you send me money!
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Ruvan22 08/24/21 10:24:15 AM #52: |
mooreandrew58 posted...
Sounds about right. Got blammed for 9/11 too iirc by these type of people. That was this same dude?!? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MachineJaipur 08/24/21 10:28:50 AM #53: |
monkmith posted...
also, god cant hear your prayer unless you send me money!"I have a direct line access to God. In order to prioritize your prayer requests, you must give me money!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pikachupwnage 08/24/21 10:31:49 AM #54: |
Ah yes a piece of cloth. The only weakness of an omnipotent omnipresent divine being who created the universe.
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MachineJaipur 08/24/21 1:47:08 PM #55: |
pikachupwnage posted...
Ah yes a piece of cloth. The only weakness of an omnipotent omnipresent divine being who created the universe.Easy to do when you don't actually believe in what you preach ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IShall_Run_Amok 08/24/21 1:51:32 PM #56: |
"God cannot hear your prayers through a mask" sounds like some badass shit being laid down by a spaghetti western anti-hero before he pops a red Ku Klux Klan dude in the face, but knowing it comes from a fucking televangelist is piss.
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Umbreon 08/24/21 1:57:40 PM #57: |
Is there a fire hot enough for televangelists?
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Solar_Crimson 08/24/21 2:06:07 PM #58: |
An all-power, omnipotent being can't hear words through a small piece of cloth over the mouth?
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Blue_Inigo 08/24/21 2:08:01 PM #59: |
So masks are stronger than god?
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mooreandrew58 08/24/21 3:17:26 PM #60: |
Ruvan22 posted...
That was this same dude?!? I dont keep up with them. I had the displeasure of living in the same region as Jerry Falwell for awhile. That's enough for me --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VipaGTS 08/24/21 3:45:30 PM #61: |
So, he can hear when I pray in my head, he can hear my bad thoughts and punish mebut a mask is what somehow stops him? Screw tinfoil we need to be making hats out of masks!
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HylianFox 08/25/21 3:24:05 AM #62: |
it never ceases to amaze me how much damage Christians do to their own religion
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