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monkmith
08/24/21 10:20:17 AM
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also, god cant hear your prayer unless you send me money!

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Ruvan22
08/24/21 10:24:15 AM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Sounds about right. Got blammed for 9/11 too iirc by these type of people.

I remember watching one where this guy was made a video to speak to his viewers and explain why god wanted him to have a third private jet and was asking for donations so he could achieve God's will.

That was this same dude?!?
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MachineJaipur
08/24/21 10:28:50 AM
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monkmith posted...
also, god cant hear your prayer unless you send me money!
"I have a direct line access to God. In order to prioritize your prayer requests, you must give me money!"
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pikachupwnage
08/24/21 10:31:49 AM
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Ah yes a piece of cloth. The only weakness of an omnipotent omnipresent divine being who created the universe.

Dissing your own God to own the libs.

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MachineJaipur
08/24/21 1:47:08 PM
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pikachupwnage posted...
Ah yes a piece of cloth. The only weakness of an omnipotent omnipresent divine being who created the universe.

Dissing your own God to own the libs.
Easy to do when you don't actually believe in what you preach
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IShall_Run_Amok
08/24/21 1:51:32 PM
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"God cannot hear your prayers through a mask" sounds like some badass shit being laid down by a spaghetti western anti-hero before he pops a red Ku Klux Klan dude in the face, but knowing it comes from a fucking televangelist is piss.

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Umbreon
08/24/21 1:57:40 PM
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Is there a fire hot enough for televangelists?

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Solar_Crimson
08/24/21 2:06:07 PM
#58:


An all-power, omnipotent being can't hear words through a small piece of cloth over the mouth?

Some god...

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Blue_Inigo
08/24/21 2:08:01 PM
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So masks are stronger than god?

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mooreandrew58
08/24/21 3:17:26 PM
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Ruvan22 posted...
That was this same dude?!?

I dont keep up with them. I had the displeasure of living in the same region as Jerry Falwell for awhile. That's enough for me

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VipaGTS
08/24/21 3:45:30 PM
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So, he can hear when I pray in my head, he can hear my bad thoughts and punish mebut a mask is what somehow stops him? Screw tinfoil we need to be making hats out of masks!

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HylianFox
08/25/21 3:24:05 AM
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it never ceases to amaze me how much damage Christians do to their own religion

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