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LightningAce11 08/24/21 7:47:20 AM #1: |
A man and an intelligent cucumber are hanging out together in a cafeteria. The man is told he will die five minutes from now if he's still anywhere in the world that anyone has ever heard of before. He simply laughs and walks out the door to the nearby swimming pool. Why does this allow the man to survive?
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FabIe 08/24/21 7:49:11 AM #2: |
He's deaf
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Wii_Shaker 08/24/21 7:51:28 AM #3: |
He ate the intelligent cucumber and is going to get a cramp and die in the pool.
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Sariana21 08/24/21 7:52:49 AM #4: |
The cucumber is a planet and the pool is a room outside.
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LightningAce11 08/24/21 7:53:36 AM #5: |
All wrong :) But this riddle is quite fun once you get it.
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DocileOrangeCup 08/24/21 7:55:39 AM #6: |
No one talks about the pool ever since..... The Incident
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Tom Clark 08/24/21 8:02:52 AM #7: |
Swimming pools ain't snitches so nobody had heard where the pool he went to was hiding.
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Dat_Cracka_Jax 08/24/21 8:06:18 AM #8: |
Sariana21 posted...
The cucumber is a planet and the pool is a room outside.No the pool is a planet in this case. From op: LightningAce11 posted... still anywhere in the world that anyoneThe pool is another world --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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3PiesAndAFork 08/24/21 8:12:32 AM #9: |
He's dreaming.
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viewmaster_pi 08/24/21 8:13:29 AM #10: |
jupiter at 11 pm
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Robot2600 08/24/21 8:15:12 AM #11: |
They are in space and the pool is a room outside. Also Pickle Rick.
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Sariana21 08/26/21 1:14:03 AM #12: |
Wow, fascinating solution, TC. Quite fun.
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Kanaya413 08/26/21 1:23:17 AM #14: |
Robot2600 posted...
They are in space and the pool is a room outside. Also Pickle Rick.PICKLE RICK ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LightningAce11 08/26/21 1:23:54 AM #15: |
Thought I might wait a little longer before revealing.
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Verdekal 08/26/21 1:47:08 AM #16: |
Nobody ever heard of a swimming pool outside a cafeteria?
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marthsheretoo 08/26/21 1:56:53 AM #17: |
He turns the water into brine and the intelligent cucumber immediately jumps in.
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Aressar 08/26/21 2:04:13 AM #19: |
One doesn't hear sound when underwater, therefor nobody has ever 'heard of it'.
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daynlokki 08/26/21 2:07:26 AM #20: |
ArianaGrandSlam posted...
He turned himself into a cucumber ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nfearurspecimn 08/26/21 2:08:01 AM #21: |
Aressar posted...
One doesn't hear sound when underwaterthat is false --- Wake up. You have to wake up. *currently a preta/hungry ghost* Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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daynlokki 08/26/21 2:08:48 AM #22: |
Aressar posted...
One doesn't hear sound when underwater, therefor nobody has ever 'heard of it'.You can most definitely hear sound underwater. In fact, sound travels 5x faster in water than air. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GS4Life 08/26/21 2:14:07 AM #23: |
Sea Cucumbers can't survive chlorinated water?
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LightningAce11 08/26/21 2:23:57 AM #24: |
No answers were close, but post 22 is on the right track.
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GS4Life 08/26/21 2:37:06 AM #25: |
A pool is a mix of sounds Idk
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nfearurspecimn 08/26/21 2:50:02 AM #26: |
My guess: No one has ever heard "of" in that swimming pool underwater
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bevan306 08/26/21 3:11:28 AM #27: |
he goes for a swim, that way he's not still?
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Sariana21 08/26/21 7:40:22 AM #28: |
bevan306 posted...
he goes for a swim, that way he's not still?I like this answer! --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Stalolin 08/26/21 7:52:18 AM #29: |
5 minutes until Tc starts saying things like think laterally.
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PoopPotato 08/26/21 7:53:18 AM #30: |
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averagejoel 08/26/21 7:56:39 AM #31: |
does the answer have anything to do with the cafeteria? or with the intelligent cucumber?
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LightningAce11 08/26/21 8:01:11 AM #32: |
averagejoel posted...
does the answer have anything to do with the cafeteria? or with the intelligent cucumber?Cucumber is there for flavour. --- I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion. -LTG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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