Current Events > Playing Goldeneye / Perfect Dark with a mouse and keyboard is sublime >_>

(+) Yeah! (+)

It's a little easy cuz the AI wasn't programmed to expect you to aim so fast, but otherwise it's so much fun. I fucking love these games

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Some say Goldeneye was better than Perfect Dark, but I prefer Perfect Dark in all possible respects. Now, Ill probably get some hate mail over this, as one should. Go ahead, it's okay.

And I know when I get hate mail, I know you all hate me. Its all good. I didnt expect to be friends with everyone I post here on my favorite message board, and I am lucky I have any followers at all. Everyone who knows me says Im a strange, lonely, socially inept bastard, so clearly none of you should be surprised I have a lot of friends.

But I also am a social creature, and I dont want to live a lie anymore, so Im going to share some more about myself. Ive only known three people since my mid-30s who understand my life, and none of them are college educated.

I can barely tolerate FPS games that use two joysticks

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Nah, you could just use an emulator that maps a single dual stick joystick to two controllers and change the controller type to a 2.x option

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Goldeneye has the better single player
Perfect Dark has the better multi player

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Perfect Dark is superior in every way.

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But seriously you all should commit illegal activities against GameFAQs's TOS and try this out. It's really fun and all the cool kids are doing it!

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I loved Perfect Dark, put hundreds of hours into that game and was still discovering new audio clips from the enemies. I don't know how they did it. I'm maybe exaggerating, I'm sure these days you can look at the exact number of unique audio clips there are but... I really felt like I was on my thousandth playthrough of the game and still hearing new lines (or old lines with new voices).

I do want to try it again one day. Saw that guy doing a "zero shots taken run" on Goldeneye and it looked so fun and easy :(

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Is it possible to beat Goldeneye with every parameter maxed out in 007 mode?

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real men play Zelda randomizers

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bump

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my dick in Joanna Dark

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NeonOctopus posted...

But seriously you all should commit illegal activities against GameFAQs's TOS and try this out. It's really fun and all the cool kids are doing it!

it doesn't run well on my machine tbh

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nfearurspecimn posted...

it doesn't run well on my machine tbh

Do N64 emulators require a lot of power? >_>

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NeonOctopus posted...

Goldeneye has the better single player
Perfect Dark has the better multi player

They have very different single player experiences story wise but multiplayer is where they became similar. Still PD has the more advanced tech in multi and variety of environments

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NeonOctopus posted...

Do N64 emulators require a lot of power? >_>

o, I thought you were talking about the remaster version

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inloveanddeath0 posted...

They have very different single player experiences story wise but multiplayer is where they became similar. Still PD has the more advanced tech in multi and variety of environments

Perfect Dark also had bots which was perfect for friendless gamers ... like ... my friend...

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Why is a James Bond game just a game where he shoots people with a variety of assault rifles?

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You're playing the 360 ports of those? If not you need to upgrade. Those ports of both of those are amazing.

Why the fuck would you use a mouse? The game is designed to auto-aim at enemies if youre pointing at their general direction.

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radical rhino posted...

Why the fuck would you use a mouse? The game is designed to auto-aim at enemies if youre pointing at their general direction.

Cuz it's fun, nerd

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