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UnfairRepresent
08/28/21 8:25:04 PM
#1:


What do you do?


You wake up in a daze and find yourself groggy and confused. You look around and discover that you're on some kind of giant spaceship and have emerged from some type of pod. All around you are corpses of alien beings surrounded by similar pods. Each alien is unique to the other. Just sprawled across the floor like crums on a chopping board.

You hear blaring alarms and see fires spreading all over the place. Something is terribly wrong.

But before you can figure out what's happening you hear aggressive slams of fighting and see a slender red female looking alien crawling around on the ground while a large ugly spikey alien looms over it.

The female alien makes eye contact with you and says "You! Please help me! This monster murdered everyone! And he's going to kill us both! As well as everyone on the ship! I'm begging you! Save me!"

"Don't listen to her! She's caused all this destruction and would have done even worse if I hadn't caught her off guard! I have to stop her now before she kills us all!" says the large ugly spikey alien as it advances on the female one.




You then realize there is an extremely sharp instrument next to you that you could weild with ease should you choose to.

You only have moments to decide what to do.

How do you react?
What do you do?

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MedeaLysistrata
08/28/21 8:27:02 PM
#2:


They just want the clout aite I'ma head out

I moonwalk off the ship back to Earth

Good Medea Bad CEty

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The_Korey
08/29/21 8:15:18 AM
#3:


Obviously the female. Either kould be lying. Maybe they both are. But if I choose the dude, there's a 100% chance there will be no pink tiddy sex. Gotta think two steps ahead when it komes to desired outcomes.

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wackyteen
08/29/21 8:16:21 AM
#4:


I groan for hours because I've woken up in the worst Fallout 3 DLC

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BloodMoon7
08/29/21 8:17:44 AM
#5:


I kill the spiky alien since they are standing and swiftly use them to pin the female alien and then I kill her too. Then I go kill everyone who is left on the ship. Then I kill the ship. It probably has a self destruct button. They always do.

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FabIe
08/29/21 8:23:19 AM
#6:


Well which one looks more like the corpses?

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JetJenkins
08/29/21 8:24:47 AM
#7:


The_Korey posted...
Obviously the female. Either kould be lying. Maybe they both are. But if I choose the dude, there's a 100% chance there will be no pink tiddy sex. Gotta think two steps ahead when it komes to desired outcomes.


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GMAK2442
08/29/21 8:29:43 AM
#8:


-Don't touch me and we'll find a solution.

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DepreceV2
08/29/21 8:29:55 AM
#9:


FabIe posted...
Well which one looks more like the corpses?

Asking the real questions

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UnfairRepresent
08/29/21 8:35:05 AM
#10:


FabIe posted...
Well which one looks more like the corpses?
The girl I guess since the ugly spikey one is so weird looking

But every corpses Is unique and looks different to both of them

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viewmaster_pi
08/29/21 8:36:37 AM
#11:


i trust my big beetle bro

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Big_Nabendu
08/29/21 8:48:50 AM
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Hows her ass

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Nukazie
08/29/21 9:02:48 AM
#13:


i let the girl alien murder/eat me

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uwnim
08/29/21 9:15:01 AM
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I trust neither. I have no reason to believe either of them yet. I grab the sharp thingy and tell them to stay away from each other and from me. If either of them don't listen, I'll stab that one. Assuming they do listen, I have them both tell me more about what the fuck happened and is going on.

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UnfairRepresent
08/29/21 9:54:38 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
i trust my big beetle bro
big bad battle bros?

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UnfairRepresent
08/29/21 3:21:49 PM
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Nukazie posted...
i let the girl alien murder/eat me
seems sort sighted

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viewmaster_pi
08/29/21 3:23:00 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
big bad battle bros?
yes, lol

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pfh1001
08/29/21 3:30:51 PM
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The_Korey posted...
Obviously the female. Either kould be lying. Maybe they both are. But if I choose the dude, there's a 100% chance there will be no pink tiddy sex. Gotta think two steps ahead when it komes to desired outcomes.


Exactly, bro.
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Kanaya413
08/29/21 9:43:24 PM
#20:


That alien is sexy not ugly
I trust him and hopefully rewarded with fuck
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UnfairRepresent
08/30/21 7:55:38 AM
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Kanaya413 posted...
That alien is sexy not ugly
I trust him and hopefully rewarded with fuck
He's covered in spikes and talons

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BloodMoon7
08/30/21 7:57:31 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
He's covered in spikes and talons
Kinky

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Shotgunnova
08/30/21 8:01:52 AM
#23:


Mothership Zeta SUCKS

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Alteres
08/30/21 8:42:44 AM
#24:


Shotgunnova posted...
Mothership Zeta SUCKS
I have no memory of this intro, mostly I remember repair gels and stealing everything alien looking that wasnt nailed down.

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UnfairRepresent
08/30/21 8:54:02 AM
#25:


Mothership Zeta was fun

New layout, bunch of fun new characters, some cool jokes, got to have a literal spaceship combat sequence

What was so bad about it? I'd take it over Uselessecess S Can't droning in my ear for 2 hours abot how how edgy he is

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wackyteen
08/30/21 8:09:28 PM
#26:


UnfairRepresent posted...


What was so bad about it?

It was alright for like the first hour.

then it just kept going and I was like "This can't end fast enough, get me off this ship"

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pfh1001
08/30/21 8:14:24 PM
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wackyteen posted...
It was alright for like the first hour.

then it just kept going and I was like "This can't end fast enough, get me off this ship"


It was a bit long, I agree. I still enjoyed playing it though.
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Kanaya413
08/30/21 9:00:57 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
He's covered in spikes and talons
Hes still hot
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Alteres
08/30/21 9:05:19 PM
#29:


The only bit that sucked was being trapped there, I know why dlcs do that shit, but its annoying as fuck.

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UnfairRepresent
08/31/21 4:37:53 AM
#30:


Alteres posted...
The only bit that sucked was being trapped there, I know why dlcs do that shit, but its annoying as fuck.
Story reasons

If you can leave and come back like nothing happened then the plot falls part

It's a choice between total gameplay freedom or artistic integrity

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deoxxys
08/31/21 5:19:26 AM
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I think I would trust the big spiky bro.

Bruiser types usually dont use deception to their benefit, they take advantage of their bulk and power. Lying about her being the killer would just make him seem weaker. The female alien seems more like the Loki type if anything.


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HA4e
08/31/21 5:49:57 AM
#32:


Help the Kabuterimon looking alien.

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UnfairRepresent
09/02/21 5:59:08 AM
#33:


Look likes ugly alien is winning

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