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TheRadiant 09/01/21 3:03:03 PM #1:	With only what you have on hand --- She/her <cite>TheRadiant posted [p:957643276] in Do you thi... [t:79641526]...</cite> <quote>With only what you have on hand </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 09/01/21 3:08:30 PM #2:	I would go to stomp on him and land a cm in front of him and get lit up. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:957643425] in Do you thi... [t:79641526]...</cite> <quote>I would go to stomp on him and land a cm in front of him and get lit up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo the Hog 09/01/21 3:13:13 PM #3:	Lost_All_Senses posted... I would go to stomp on him and land a cm in front of him and get lit up. This, probably. I always fuck up the first jump in the game and get killed by the first Goomba. :[ --- I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1 <cite>Hambo the Hog posted [p:957643576] in Do you thi... [t:79641526]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>I would go to stomp on him and land a cm in front of him and get lit up.</quote>This, probably. I always fuck up the first jump in the game and get killed by the first Goomba. :[ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 09/01/21 3:15:37 PM #4:	Yes. It wouldn't be a fight, so much as me effortlessly stepping on a 1'6 tall creature. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:957643645] in Do you thi... [t:79641526]...</cite> <quote>Yes. It wouldn't be a fight, so much as me effortlessly stepping on a 1'6 tall creature. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Panthera 09/01/21 3:18:32 PM #5:	No way. Look at Mario next to a goomba in the original Super Mario Bros - they're almost as tall as he is! He can help that a bit by eating a mushroom, but when I eat a mushroom I don't grow and turn Super, I just feel nourished. Possibly also intoxicated if it's the wrong (or right?) mushroom. So I have to jump my entire height up just to clear the damn thing? No chance in hell I can do that. Add in having to aim and time it properly and I'm super fucked. In Mario 64 Mario can beat them with punches, but I'm not strong enough to knock anything solid enough to push a human being around (like they do when they run into him) back several feet through the air with a punch, not even close. So these things are actually pretty resilient. Maybe if the environment favoured me I could win, they're not very smart and will walk right into any trap, but if one just popped up in my living room I'd be fucked. --- Meow! <cite>Panthera posted [p:957643715] in Do you thi... [t:79641526]...</cite> <quote>No way. Look at Mario next to a goomba in the original Super Mario Bros - they're almost as tall as he is! He can help that a bit by eating a mushroom, but when I eat a mushroom I don't grow and turn Super, I just feel nourished. Possibly also intoxicated if it's the wrong (or right?) mushroom. So I have to jump my entire height up just to clear the damn thing? No chance in hell I can do that. Add in having to aim and time it properly and I'm super fucked. In Mario 64 Mario can beat them with punches, but I'm not strong enough to knock anything solid enough to push a human being around (like they do when they run into him) back several feet through the air with a punch, not even close. So these things are actually pretty resilient. Maybe if the environment favoured me I could win, they're not very smart and will walk right into any trap, but if one just popped up in my living room I'd be fucked. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 09/01/21 3:21:21 PM #6:	Panthera posted... No way. Look at Mario next to a goomba in the original Super Mario Bros - they're almost as tall as he is! He can help that a bit by eating a mushroom, but when I eat a mushroom I don't grow and turn Super, I just feel nourished. Possibly also intoxicated if it's the wrong (or right?) mushroom. So I have to jump my entire height up just to clear the damn thing? No chance in hell I can do that. Add in having to aim and time it properly and I'm super fucked. In Mario 64 Mario can beat them with punches, but I'm not strong enough to knock anything solid enough to push a human being around (like they do when they run into him) back several feet through the air with a punch, not even close. So these things are actually pretty resilient. Maybe if the environment favoured me I could win, they're not very smart and will walk right into any trap, but if one just popped up in my living room I'd be fucked. Is this a pasta? --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:957643794] in Do you thi... [t:79641526]...</cite> <quote>Panthera posted... </cite> <quote>No way. Look at Mario next to a goomba in the original Super Mario Bros - they're almost as tall as he is! He can help that a bit by eating a mushroom, but when I eat a mushroom I don't grow and turn Super, I just feel nourished. Possibly also intoxicated if it's the wrong (or right?) mushroom. So I have to jump my entire height up just to clear the damn thing? No chance in hell I can do that. Add in having to aim and time it properly and I'm super fucked. In Mario 64 Mario can beat them with punches, but I'm not strong enough to knock anything solid enough to push a human being around (like they do when they run into him) back several feet through the air with a punch, not even close. So these things are actually pretty resilient. Maybe if the environment favoured me I could win, they're not very smart and will walk right into any trap, but if one just popped up in my living room I'd be fucked.</quote>Is this a pasta? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 09/01/21 3:30:38 PM #7:	Panthera posted... No way. Look at Mario next to a goomba in the original Super Mario Bros - they're almost as tall as he is! Mario is just smol. Pauline was like 4'6 in the SNES era. Not sure about now. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:957644072] in Do you thi... [t:79641526]...</cite> <quote>Panthera posted... </cite> <quote>No way. Look at Mario next to a goomba in the original Super Mario Bros - they're almost as tall as he is!</quote>Mario is just smol. Pauline was like 4'6 in the SNES era. Not sure about now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 09/01/21 3:32:42 PM #8:	NoxObscuras posted... Mario is just smol. Pauline was like 4'6 in the SNES era. Not sure about now. That's still a big fucking Goomba <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:957644126] in Do you thi... [t:79641526]...</cite> <quote>NoxObscuras posted... </cite> <quote>Mario is just smol. Pauline was like 4'6 in the SNES era. Not sure about now. </quote>That's still a big fucking Goomba </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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