Current Events > Hypothetical: Skaters start skating outside your home at all hours

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You're trying to sleep one night when you're awoken by bumps and clangs and rolling sounds.

You look outside and see dozens of skaters , skating around and hanging out. Right outside your home.

It turns out Millionaire tycoon John Harrison bought the land the skate park and orphanage were on and flattened them to build new money lending and gambling establishments

As a result all the skaters who are mostly teens migrated to outside your home and spend all day and all night in various combinations doing tricks and grinding against anything thats there.



How do you react?
What do you do?


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UnfairRepresent posted...

and grinding against anything thats there.

Woah woah. That sounds like the real issue here. The random passerby are someone's sons and daughters you know.

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If its late at night and breaking a noise ordinance, i call the police.

If they are on my actual property, i hire private security to remove them and put up razor wire fences.

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Call the HoA on them and go back to sleep. Theyll be gone in a few hours.

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divot1338 posted...

Call the HoA on them and go back to sleep. Theyll be gone in a few hours.

The HoA will be gone?
Did you put a hit on them?

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Let my pit bull out leash off

Problem solved


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UnfairRepresent posted...

The HoA will be gone?
Did you put a hit on them?

Did you get hit in the head? Do you need medical help?

Mash the keyboard if yes.

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Sweet, no issues with me.

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Looked gf posted...

Let my pit bull out leash off

Problem solved

Damn you took my answer.....

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Lairen posted...

Damn you took my answer.....

Ollie the pit bull does feel thematically fitting for THPS games

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