Current Events > Scenario: Your town annouces 'France Appreciation Day' as a new annual event

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UnfairRepresent
09/04/21 6:35:02 PM
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Do you go to it?






Your local government annouces that [your next day off] is going to be the date of the new holiday. "Celebrate France Day" and they're going all out.

The special guest of honor is Grard Depardieu
They're playing The Three Colours Trilogy on a big screen all day
There are stalls selling cheese, clothes, wine, bread, snails, Eeffil Tower models and other French items
There's a lifesize statue of Andre the Giant you can stand next too.
French flags everywhere. Blue, White, Red banners and colors everywhere.
Emmanuel Macron merchadise from pictures to plushies to sex toys to T-Shirts.
Bike racks to encourage cycling
People not dying young from easily treatable conditions due to univesial healthcare.
Mimes
Nostradamus themed fortune telling
Soccer
French language lessons



How do you react?
What do you do?

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Heartomaton
09/04/21 6:35:47 PM
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It's just a FAD.

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uwnim
09/04/21 6:35:51 PM
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Do they have a section for Napoleon?

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UnholyMudcrab
09/04/21 6:36:37 PM
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UnfairRepresent
09/04/21 6:37:16 PM
#5:


uwnim posted...
Do they have a section for Napoleon?
There's probably French Revolution stuff that bleeds into it

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Shotgunnova
09/04/21 7:15:45 PM
#6:


Vive la libert!

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UnfairRepresent
09/05/21 8:04:58 PM
#7:


Vive la galit.

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Criminalt
09/07/21 3:57:12 AM
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But I'm Algerian.

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