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UnfairRepresent
09/06/21 11:21:39 AM
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Would you accept him?


It turns out your daughter's 'boy'friend was an alien masquerading as a human. Your daughter knew the truth but didn't tell anyone for the alien's safety.

The alien didn't think it was possible to impregnate her and then once it did and she decided to keep the baby, it fucked off back to space without a word. Leaving your daughter a single mother with an alien hybrid baby.

She tells you the story and says she'll tell the baby when he's older but asks you to go along with telling everyone else that the boy is just a freak and not an alien for his own safety.

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How do you react?
Do you accept your new grandson into the family?
Or is that too much for you to handle?

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_MorningStar
09/06/21 11:23:09 AM
#2:


If that is half human the thing she fucked must have been ugly as sin.

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lordofmud
09/06/21 11:28:51 AM
#3:


I kill it with a rock

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UnfairRepresent
09/06/21 11:54:03 AM
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lordofmud posted...
I kill it with a rock
Thank you Killer Croc

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Scotty_Rogers
09/07/21 3:57:13 AM
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I accept it with love--wait, what the fuck is that?

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Scotty_Rogers
09/07/21 3:57:32 AM
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_MorningStar posted...
If that is half human the thing she fucked must have been ugly as sin.

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UnfairRepresent
09/07/21 4:06:42 AM
#7:


Scotty_Rogers posted...
I accept it with love--wait, what the fuck is that?
A half alien baby

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Kanaya413
09/07/21 4:39:01 AM
#8:


What kinda alien
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Nukazie
09/07/21 4:51:10 AM
#9:


i get to have kids that have kids, must be different timeline thing

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BloodMoon7
09/07/21 5:14:22 AM
#10:



I'm sorry little one

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Kanaya413
09/07/21 5:59:07 AM
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Nukazie posted...
i get to have kids that have kids, must be different timeline thing

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