Current Events > 'I did PCP and coke, then tried to bring myself back down with some heroin'

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NeonOctopus
09/06/21 12:13:56 PM
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"Do you think I should go to the hospital?"

Me: "......Probably >________>"

Then 5 minutes later he ODs

Gotta love it lol

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SoggyBottomBoy
09/06/21 12:14:48 PM
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His math was sound on paper. Not so much in practice.

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NeonOctopus
09/06/21 12:17:25 PM
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SoggyBottomBoy posted...
His math was sound on paper. Not so much in practice.


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TheMikh
09/06/21 12:26:26 PM
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did you call 911?

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NeonOctopus
09/06/21 12:27:07 PM
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TheMikh
09/06/21 12:32:08 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I am 911. He called us >_>

ahhh, my mistake.

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Heartomaton
09/06/21 12:36:39 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I am 911. He called us >_>

Hello yes I am hurt person.

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ApherosyLove
09/06/21 1:13:09 PM
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Neon "I Am 911" Octopus

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NeonOctopus
09/06/21 1:22:12 PM
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NeonOctopus
09/06/21 1:25:44 PM
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g0ldie
09/06/21 1:27:29 PM
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SoggyBottomBoy posted...
His math was sound on paper. Not so much in practice.


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DespondentDeity
09/06/21 1:28:10 PM
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Did you administer Narcan?

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NeonOctopus
09/06/21 1:31:24 PM
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DespondentDeity posted...
Did you administer Narcan?
Normally I would, buuuuuut.... we were 30 seconds from the hospital when he passed out and he was pretty agitated from the PCP >______> so I let the hospital do it once security was ready lol

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NeonOctopus
09/06/21 6:08:40 PM
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DoctorPiranha3
09/06/21 6:11:34 PM
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How do you know omhe OD'd 5 minutes later?
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NeonOctopus
09/06/21 6:16:54 PM
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DoctorPiranha3 posted...
How do you know omhe OD'd 5 minutes later?
Cuz I was watching him do it on the way to the hospital in the back of my ambulance >_>

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DoctorPiranha3
09/06/21 6:18:26 PM
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You take 911 calls and ride in ambulances? Based.
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NeonOctopus
09/07/21 8:51:03 AM
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Now I got called for someone who got drunk and did PCP at 8am. I love this job lol

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justaguy3492
09/07/21 8:53:48 AM
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Did you tell him he should come down with a benzo not an opiate?

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Flauros
09/07/21 9:03:46 AM
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How many times have you picked up a junkie for the same shit?

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NeonOctopus
09/07/21 9:05:01 AM
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Flauros posted...
How many times have you picked up a junkie for the same shit?
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more than I should be lol. Charge nurses always get pissed when I bring the same dude to them the same day or the next day >_>

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NeonOctopus
09/07/21 9:07:54 AM
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mattymad posted...
What job even has this? 911 call receivers are just call centres
911 is a system. You got dispatchers, cops, medics, etc. The dispatchers give me the call and I go to it and do my thing and type my report afterwards

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