Current Events > Caved and bought Cookie Clicker on Steam

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and wtf @ "Uncanny Clicker", how is that even possible to get?

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whyyyyyy

FreemyBoys posted...

whyyyyyy

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im dumb

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Hexenherz posted...

and wtf @ "Uncanny Clicker", how is that even possible to get?

Assuming you're using a mouse, it's easy. Put your index and middle fingers on the left mouse button and alternate quickly clicking with your left and right finger.

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CRON posted...

Assuming you're using a mouse, it's easy. Put your index and middle fingers on the left mouse button and alternate quickly clicking with your left and right finger.

I tried that. I tried just jamming my arm as fast as I can lmao. Just tried THREE fingers.


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cuh posted...

I used to be addicted to that game. I remember getting golden cookies and it would boost my multiplier by a lot. I should check it out again, so much fun

Yeah, I was like that for maybe two weeks. Like, I would set up an alarm in the middle of the night just so I could use those powers you could only use like every 4 hours

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Hexenherz posted...

I tried that. I tried just jamming my arm as fast as I can lmao. Just tried THREE fingers.

Try putting your fingers as close as you can towards the edge/tip of the mouse.

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I have a tendency to get addicted to these stupid idle games then I drop them before I 100% them. Still need to finish some shit on AdVenture Capitalist, especially hate the Moon -_-

CRON posted...

Try putting your fingers as close as you can towards the edge/tip of the mouse.

lol I think I need to put my arm to rest for now, just tried this and it felt faster but still no luck.

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i broke a mouse playing one of the steam summer events years ago that was a knockoff of that, dont think i'd want to play that game.

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Oh wtf it doesn't progress when you close it? That's lame.

monkmith posted...

i broke a mouse playing one of the steam summer events years ago that was a knockoff of that, dont think i'd want to play that game.

Thankfully you don't have to click *too* much once you get the business going.

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Apparently theres no character limit to Achievement titles and they ran with it in one of them.

Hexenherz posted...

and wtf @ "Uncanny Clicker", how is that even possible to get?

I got it using a mouse and trackpad at the same time lol

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CapnMuffin posted...

Apparently theres no character limit to Achievement titles and they ran with it in one of them.

I can't wait to unlock that one >_>

TeaMilk posted...

I got it using a mouse and trackpad at the same time lol

How... what are even the logistics of that lol

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Because I dont have the game running 24/7 I forgot how slow the first run is

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Yeah I loaded it up today expecting to have like a billion cookies to blow and ... nope, same 600k as when I went to bed :(

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Can you use autohotkey on the steam version? No way am I ever actually clicking that much.

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Hexenherz posted...

How... what are even the logistics of that lol

2 hands to click with!!

Hexenherz posted...

Yeah I loaded it up today expecting to have like a billion cookies to blow and ... nope, same 600k as when I went to bed :(

Yeah you need heavenly upgrades to start getting offline cps https://cookieclicker.fandom.com/wiki/Offline_Cookie_Production

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Guide posted...

Can you use autohotkey on the steam version? No way am I ever actually clicking that much.

It seems like it, based on what I read the game doesn't have an anti-cheat mechanism or anything.

TeaMilk posted...

2 hands to click with!!

Yeah you need heavenly upgrades to start getting offline cps https://cookieclicker.fandom.com/wiki/Offline_Cookie_Production

lmao that sounds like more coordination than I have, I am impressed. I just tried using *four* fingers and still couldn't break 15 in one second -_-

Thanks for the help with the upgrade thing, I just assumed you always had to have the game running.

I don't have patience for this thing I'm like saving up for upgrades and stuff and then I get close and decide to just buy more stuff >_>

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the trackpad and mouse count as different clicks
individually you can only hit so many at once
by literally being able to double, you have iteasier to win

Checked with Cheat Engine - speedhack works fine but you need to select the procvess over the app

that's lame apparently getting to one million cookies baked in 35 minutes is "unfair or difficult to attain" and doesn't give me any milk :(

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Hexenherz posted...

and wtf @ "Uncanny Clicker", how is that even possible to get?

Mouse Keys my dude. You can spam click way, ways faster and less stress on your hand
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Damn lol saved up 50 million for the "+2% cookies per second" upgrade just to see my number climb... by like 3k cookies per second. What a waste!

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Hexenherz posted...

Damn lol saved up 50 million for the "+2% cookies per second" upgrade just to see my number climb... by like 3k cookies per second. What a waste!

Pays for its self in like 5 hours tho. That is not unreasonable for an early game bump. Aaaaaand now i'm going to buy it. Frankly Orteil deserves my money. I've got around 10,000 hours logged in the browser version
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lol i got a program called multiclicker back when cookie clicker first came out and just left it on day and night when i was at work, bought all available upgrades every day when i came home

cookie production was fucking insane and this chick i knew used to get so pissed like "how tf are u doin that" but i never told her

Fuck it, going for True Neverclick right off the bat. Might as well knock it out first
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fire_bolt posted...

Fuck it, going for True Neverclick right off the bat. Might as well knock it out first

Uh ... I have an idea of what this entails but I don't like the sound of it >_>

LinkDaLunatic posted...

lol i got a program called multiclicker back when cookie clicker first came out and just left it on day and night when i was at work, bought all available upgrades every day when i came home

cookie production was fucking insane and this chick i knew used to get so pissed like "how tf are u doin that" but i never told her

I like to play my games the HONEST way sir. Though it is tempting as shit I think I still have an autoclicker installed.

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Big oof. Frenzy for the first golden cookie. That hurts
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is it just the same as the browser version or are there differences

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fire_bolt posted...

Fuck it, going for True Neverclick right off the bat. Might as well knock it out first

I did that too for my first time. Wasn't as bad as I thought, you just have to wait for 2 "lucky" golden cookies, and then you're on your way

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Hexenherz posted...

Uh ... I have an idea of what this entails but I don't like the sound of it >_>

True Neverclick is a shadow achievement you can get for baking... I wanna say 1 billion cookies without ever clicking the big cookie. To do so you have to get two Lucky Golden Cookies (which give you 13 cookies even if your CPS is 0) to buy a Cursor... and then wait until that cursor produces enough cookies to buy more stuff. Buuuuuttttt... Like many achievements you can only get it on a run where your Heavenly Upgrades are disabled. Best to knock it out early when it will slow you down way, way less. You have to do this for the Speedrun achievements too but at least those don't take long before you can go back to full production
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kirbymuncher posted...

is it just the same as the browser version or are there differences

I honestly don't know but according to update notes, "the Browser and the Steam versions will now be the same from now on". So I assume ... they're the same.

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fire_bolt posted...

True Neverclick is a shadow achievement you can get for baking... I wanna say 1 billion cookies without ever clicking the big cookie. To do so you have to get two Lucky Golden Cookies (which give you 13 cookies even if your CPS is 0) to buy a Cursor... and then wait until that cursor produces enough cookies to buy more stuff. Buuuuuttttt... Like many achievements you can only get it on a run where your Heavenly Upgrades are disabled. Best to knock it out early when it will slow you down way, way less. You have to do this for the Speedrun achievements too but at least those don't take long before you can go back to full production

Oh WTF you can't get achievements with certain upgrades enabled?? That's terrible :(

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TeaMilk posted...

I did that too for my first time. Wasn't as bad as I thought, you just have to wait for 2 "lucky" golden cookies, and then you're on your way

Yeah, its just slow at first before turning into fairly normal play. I've maxed out the cheevos for this game like 3 times in browser version (admittedly only once since Gardens got added)
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Hexenherz posted...

Oh wtf it doesn't progress when you close it? That's lame.

That's an upgrade you get later on

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*sigh*

Click Frenzy for my second Golden. It's gonna be one of those runs

EDIT:

Annnnnd then another Frenzy. GG
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44 minutes to first Cursor. Here. We. GO
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How do you get so many golden cookies in such a short time frame lol.

I just got a few achievements, refreshed the global achievement page, saw *other* people had gotten more achievements since the percentages went up. Never saw that happen before, kinda cool.

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Hexenherz posted...

How do you get so many golden cookies in such a short time frame lol.

I just got a few achievements, refreshed the global achievement page, saw *other* people had gotten more achievements since the percentages went up. Never saw that happen before, kinda cool.

Without any upgrades, Golden Cookies spawn roughly every 7ish minutes on average. Sometimes a little more, sometimes a little less. I've got a podcast on in the background and am pretty much alternating between staring at my phone and at my comp
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And True Neverclick get in 1 hour 18 minutes. Not bad. And now on to the real game
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fire_bolt posted...

And True Neverclick get in 1 hour 18 minutes. Not bad. And now on to the real game

Holy shit, congrats.

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These wizard towers look very questionable.

Also I like that the grandmas have an age to them. I am also grateful that they don't die and need replacement >_>

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TeaMilk posted...

I got it using a mouse and trackpad at the same time lol

YOU got it????

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Hexenherz posted...

These wizard towers look very questionable.

Also I like that the grandmas have an age to them. I am also grateful that they don't die and need replacement >_>

It's true, they don't die

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this is so dumb I didn't do anything after work except message boards and this lmao

could have played a round or two in battlefield but I need to grow my cookie empire

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Whenever I play Cookie Clicker, it's like in that book with the French dude smelling a cookie and being like "fuck, I can remember my uncle's garden from thirty years ago."

Cookie Clicker, Attack on Titan, Twitch Plays Pokemon, Tales of the Abyss 3DS, my first serious relationship, all happened roughly around the same time for me and share a spot in my brain.

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Xavier_On_High posted...

Whenever I play Cookie Clicker, it's like in that book with the French dude smelling a cookie and being like "fuck, I can remember my uncle's garden from thirty years ago."

Cookie Clicker, Attack on Titan, Twitch Plays Pokemon, Tales of the Abyss 3DS, my first serious relationship, all happened roughly around the same time for me and share a spot in my brain.

What the hell book is that

and also

what an interesting association of things. I hope it's not one of those *sour* associations :\

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Damn you for reminding me this is a thing

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TheGoldenEel posted...

Damn you for reminding me this is a thing

i put up my damn you mirror and reflect your damns back to you for 10 damns and 1 you

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