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Garioshi
09/07/21 3:57:23 AM
#1:


Hey girl, are you are a barber?

'Cuz I want you to blow me dry.

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NonDairyMiltank
09/07/21 3:58:19 AM
#2:


"hey"

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IfGodCouldDie
09/07/21 4:00:20 AM
#3:


Excuse me miss, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Enough to break the ice, hi I'm <insert name>

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Smackems
09/07/21 4:00:31 AM
#4:


Ay girl lemme holla at that gully hole I know you got it on ya

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Alteres
09/07/21 4:17:00 AM
#5:


Hey girl, you look like youve got a little nerd in you.

-any answer but the affirmative

Want some?

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Garioshi
09/07/21 1:08:41 PM
#6:


Smackems posted...
Ay girl lemme holla at that gully hole I know you got it on ya
lmao

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