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Heartomaton
09/07/21 9:19:42 PM
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Will you use this power for good or for evil?

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Tyranthraxus
09/07/21 9:20:24 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Will you use this power for good or for evil?
I just use it on myself constantly

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Wii_Shaker
09/07/21 9:20:40 PM
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For both good and evil.

Fun and profit.

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Garioshi
09/07/21 9:21:12 PM
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Is it optional?

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Heartomaton
09/07/21 9:21:35 PM
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Garioshi posted...
Is it optional?

No.

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BloodMoon7
09/07/21 9:23:41 PM
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*rushes through crowds*

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viewmaster_pi
09/07/21 9:23:42 PM
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i will wear condoms on my hands at all times

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/07/21 9:24:13 PM
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Basically can't touch your family anymore. No for me.

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Irony
09/07/21 9:24:44 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
I just use it on myself constantly
You already have this power. It was yours all along.

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g0ldie
09/07/21 9:25:00 PM
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I'd walk up to someone, introduce myself, stick out my hand to shake theirs, and then I'd hold on until they gave me their money

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EricDraven59
09/07/21 9:25:05 PM
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That's gross man. Especially if you have a daughter
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Winrawr
09/07/21 9:25:44 PM
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EricDraven59 posted...
That's gross man. Especially if you have a daughter
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Greekhand
09/07/21 9:27:06 PM
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So nothing changes

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Funcoot
09/07/21 9:27:15 PM
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Probably for evil. I've thought before that if I had telekinesis, it would be fun to just go into a big crowd, or on public transit, and just start invisibly masturbating people, and see how embarrassed they get.

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Tyranthraxus
09/07/21 9:30:31 PM
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Irony posted...
You already have this power. It was yours all along.



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