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Guns_of_Verdun
09/08/21 7:29:30 AM
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I know people give video games a low bar for storytelling but if your "game" is going to be 100% story and dialogue. You need to have a good story and well written dialogue.

The story is awful, the dialogue is embarrasing and clunky, the options of what you can/can't do and say make little sense and are totally random/arbitrary. The voice acting is terrible,why spent 5 million dollars hiring celebs who phone it in when you could hire an actual voice actor for a fraction of the cost?

And the "twist" is the silliest thing since the twist in Bionic Commado.

Christ comedy adventure games from the 90s had better writing and less trial and error gameplay than this.

Why do video game writers think brutalizing a pregnant chick into a bloody death is A+ writing? TLOU2 did this as well. It doesn't mean anything unless the player is invested in the characters.

Just feels like they took Octacon's backstory from MGS2 and made a lame adventure game around it. Only you actually felt a little bad when his sister died because Jennifer Hale is a good voice actress.

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spikethedevil
09/08/21 7:42:55 AM
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E.E was voiced by Hale? Wow never noticed that lol.

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steveoSEK
09/08/21 7:56:19 AM
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I watched a playthrough of the best run/ending on YouTube and left rolling my eyes. That twist and everything that follows it is just nonsense.

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sabrestorm
09/08/21 7:57:15 AM
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12,minutes of what is awful?

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Guns_of_Verdun
09/08/21 7:59:41 AM
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sabrestorm posted...
12,minutes of what is awful?
It's a game.

You and your horrible wife are eating dinner (which is just cake for some reason) when Willem Dafoe bursts in and kills you.

Then those same 12 minutes replay over and over again groundhog day style until you save the day

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NeonOctopus
09/08/21 8:09:31 AM
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CyricZ
09/08/21 8:16:01 AM
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Story spoilers

The game's setup is that you are dude with wife and cop man barges in and kills wife then you because of revenge for his daughter.

Turns out it was all a goofy therapy experience. None of it is happening in real life. In real life the "cop" is the wife's father, oh and the wife is also the main dude's sister, so it's incest.

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Guns_of_Verdun
09/08/21 8:21:16 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Someone spoil it! What's the twist?

You murdered your father and married/impregated your sister. Then repressed the memories because you felt bad and allowed a crazy person to think your sister killed the father.

The ultimate choice isn't stopping Willem Defoe, it's whether or not you choose to break up or stay married to your sister and raise a baby together

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KiwiTerraRizing
09/08/21 8:24:25 AM
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I was really excited for Disco Elysium, but it was one of the worst games Ive ever played.

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soulunison2
09/08/21 8:25:55 AM
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yeh game was pretty fucking stupid - it's unplayable on consoles
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Darmik
09/08/21 8:28:04 AM
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Guns_of_Verdun posted...
You murdered your father and married/impregated your sister. Then repressed the memories because you felt bad and allowed a crazy person to think your sister killed the father.

The ultimate choice isn't stopping Willem Defoe, it's whether or not you choose to break up or stay married to your sister and raise a baby together

That's not the final ending.

There was no murder.

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Kitt
09/08/21 8:29:08 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Someone spoil it! What's the twist?
Incest

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CyricZ
09/08/21 8:29:23 AM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
I was really excited for Disco Elysium, but it was one of the worst games Ive ever played.
Eh?

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NeonOctopus
09/08/21 8:39:41 AM
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CyricZ posted...
Story spoilers

The game's setup is that you are dude with wife and cop man barges in and kills wife then you because of revenge for his daughter.

Turns out it was all a goofy therapy experience. None of it is happening in real life. In real life the "cop" is the wife's father, oh and the wife is also the main dude's sister, so it's incest.

Guns_of_Verdun posted...
You murdered your father and married/impregated your sister. Then repressed the memories because you felt bad and allowed a crazy person to think your sister killed the father.

The ultimate choice isn't stopping Willem Defoe, it's whether or not you choose to break up or stay married to your sister and raise a baby together
What the fuck lol

...........Is she hot at least? >________>

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Guns_of_Verdun
09/08/21 8:43:53 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
What the fuck lol

...........Is she hot at least? >________>
You only see her from top down except when she is bleeding to death. And her voice acting is terrible.

She's like generic basic bitch 30s American suburban lady from every TV show ever.

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steveoSEK
09/08/21 9:27:08 AM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
I was really excited for Disco Elysium, but it was one of the worst games Ive ever played.
You'd be in a minority there lol

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KiwiTerraRizing
09/08/21 9:35:48 AM
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steveoSEK posted...
You'd be in a minority there lol

Its boring, its not a video game and shouldnt be sold as such.

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cuttin_in_farm
09/08/21 9:38:31 AM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Its boring, its not a video game and shouldnt be sold as such.

I couldnt finish it, tbh like its just not fun to play for me either.

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Guns_of_Verdun
09/08/21 9:49:18 AM
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steveoSEK posted...
I watched a playthrough of the best run/ending on YouTube and left rolling my eyes. That twist and everything that follows it is just nonsense.
https://youtu.be/HAn7PX21hrk?t=5935

Perfect.

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E_S_M_Z
09/08/21 10:08:15 AM
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This reminds me of Save The Date, an older obscure indie game.

http://paperdino.com/save-the-date/

You go on a date with a girl, pick whatever options, but then he's comically killed by some absurd series of events seemingly regardless of what you try to do, but you go back to the beginning to try it again. It was fun, though, 12 minutes doesn't seem like it...

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spikethedevil
09/08/21 11:32:38 AM
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soulunison2 posted...
yeh game was pretty fucking stupid - it's unplayable on consoles

Why is it unplayable on console? @soulunison2

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TheRadiant
09/08/21 11:36:23 AM
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Yeah it was really stupid and throwing in it was a dream all along made it even stupider

Also I agree with Kiwi about Disco Elysium

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soulunison2
09/08/21 11:37:08 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
Why is it unplayable on console? @soulunison2

for some reason they're using point and click controls on the console, so i gotta click where I wanna go with the A button instead of using the control stick to move, I tried it for like 30 minutes and I just couldn't stand it
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spikethedevil
09/08/21 11:39:59 AM
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Yeah thats a stupid design choice.

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Lone_Starr
09/08/21 11:43:26 AM
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Yeah it really was a letdown. I expected it to be much better but the story was bad and the time loop concept didnt work well in its execution.

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sabrestorm
09/08/21 11:51:47 AM
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CyricZ posted...
Story spoilers

The game's setup is that you are dude with wife and cop man barges in and kills wife then you because of revenge for his daughter.

Turns out it was all a goofy therapy experience. None of it is happening in real life. In real life the "cop" is the wife's father, oh and the wife is also the main dude's sister, so it's incest.

thats sounds like a good game to me, whats bad about it?

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spikethedevil
09/08/21 1:32:33 PM
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ImAMarvel posted...
Stories and writing in general is usually so bad, that whenever anyone says they play video games for the story, I instantly know their opinion is not to be trusted.

Lol what?

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Guns_of_Verdun
09/08/21 6:42:06 PM
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sabrestorm posted...
thats sounds like a good game to me, whats bad about it?
Terrible story, dialogue, voice acting, logic puzzles and pacing.

The art style is okay but nothing special

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steveoSEK
09/09/21 3:52:21 AM
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