Current Events > So what's your theory on JFK's assassination?

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Antifar
09/08/21 3:47:00 PM
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Sure is a lot going on with that one, huh?

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Medussa
09/08/21 3:47:38 PM
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I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted with clones.

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Questionmarktarius
09/08/21 3:50:31 PM
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TrollTrace
09/08/21 3:50:38 PM
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Lee harvey oswald killed jfk with a magic bullet. Magic is real. We have known about this for some 2000 years.
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Bestoffuture
09/08/21 3:50:57 PM
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SBAllen orchestrated it.

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NinjaWarrior455
09/08/21 4:00:07 PM
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Space aliens abducted JFK and used their space waves to project a video of his assassination into the consciousness of everyone watching at the time

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ScazarMeltex
09/08/21 4:00:25 PM
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There are so many possibilities that it's hard to even begin. The high ranking military dudes hated him because they wanted to go to war during the cuban missile crisis and Kennedy's play had to turned out to be correct. They were also pissed about the Bay of Pigs and what they viewed as his botching of it. The CIA hated him because they were making tons of money running shady operations in Vietnam. Oswald was butthurt about the Bay of Pigs for completely different reason. There was the whole thing about mafia ties though that tends to be overplayed. It could have been literally any of those things or none of them and we will likely never know the truth.

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PaulieWalnuts
09/08/21 4:00:32 PM
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CIA: "Want to be President?"

LBJ: "Okay."
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greyfox747
09/08/21 4:01:41 PM
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It was the communists, CIA, and the mafia working together, led by a time traveling bernie sanders
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ScazarMeltex
09/08/21 4:10:21 PM
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greyfox747 posted...
It was the communists, CIA, and the mafia working together, led by a time traveling bernie sanders
I would watch that movie.

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Questionmarktarius
09/08/21 4:11:28 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
I would watch that movie.
This needs Bruce Campbell.
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Antifar
09/08/21 4:16:06 PM
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shockthemonkey posted...
This is one of those rabbit holes that I must avoid thinking about haha
Definitely do not listen to Blowback Season 2 then, lol

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Homeless_Waifu
09/08/21 4:16:32 PM
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Probably an inside job tbh.
JFK was a controversial president in the eyes of many republicans... as he had many plans to undermine the KKK, find ways to negotiate with the Soviet Union without using nukes or having a full scale all out war with the Soviet Union and their allies.

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Kanaya413
09/08/21 4:17:01 PM
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He was shot
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Dreepapult
09/08/21 4:19:11 PM
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https://youtu.be/0-Lvv1f5Qu4


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ElatedVenusaur
09/08/21 4:20:36 PM
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I think its more likely than not theres not much more happening there. Its not at all clear, for example, that Kennedy would have drawn down Vietnam, and LBJ used his death to help make the case for stalled Kennedy-backed legislation like the Civil Rights Act. If someone killed him for something, they probably would have gotten/didnt get what they wanted anyway.

So it was probably time-traveling AOC. Or maybe Ilhan Omar.

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CADE FOSTER
09/08/21 4:21:47 PM
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Ted cruz's father did it
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sabrestorm
09/08/21 4:28:46 PM
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I believe someone was in charge of it

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Freddie_Mercury
09/08/21 4:33:58 PM
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I did it

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BB mofo
09/08/21 4:44:00 PM
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Friendly fire theory.

Oswald's gunshot spooked a member of JFKs security retail, who misfired his own gun when ducking for cover, accidentally killing the President.

I just like the idea that it was all ineptitude. The FBI probably encourages these other conspiracy theories to hide their bumbling just like with that South Park episode about 9/11 Truthers.

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Southernfatman
09/08/21 4:46:52 PM
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If I had to believe in any JFK conspiracy theory it would be the one where it was the mafia. There's just so many coincidences and connections. It's the most fun theory to me too.

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PaulieWalnuts
09/08/21 4:49:27 PM
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Questionmarktarius
09/08/21 4:49:38 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
If I had to believe in any conspiracy theory it would be the one where it was the mafia.
The more likely scenario is Jack Ruby wanting to be known as a local hero, instead of just a small-time criminal and probable mafia-stooge.
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Southernfatman
09/08/21 4:52:43 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
The more likely scenario is Jack Ruby wanting to be known as a local hero, instead of just a small-time criminal and probable mafia-stooge.

Probably, but the mob connections just makes it fun to think about.

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gunplagirl
09/08/21 4:58:23 PM
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Oh, it's simple.
Grassy knoll. A bush.
Gnoll. A fantasy wolf humanoid creature that eats man and can live in forests where they'd blend in.
Knowles. Beyonce. Beautiful woman who has been described as a fox. She's been on record saying stuff critical of white men. Ergo, she hates white men.
JFK. Known white man. Also a man.

All I'm saying is, if wordplay to solve mysteries works in criminal law shows and the medical drama House, M.D. then surely it'll work here.

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Compsognathus
09/08/21 4:59:26 PM
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My seventh grade social studies teacher was a major JFK assassination nerd. We had an entire off-cirriculum, month long JFK assassination unit in that class. We watched a bunch of films, documentaries, interviews with witnesses, etc about the event then had to write a paper on who we thought did it and why.

Apparently the district stepped in the next year and told him that he was limited to one week of JFK assassination teaching and any assignments could only be extra credit.

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PaulieWalnuts
09/08/21 5:00:05 PM
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__aCEr__
09/08/21 5:01:39 PM
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The Pope did it. But not that Pope. The secret Pope.

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Nukazie
09/08/21 5:04:59 PM
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china

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Questionmarktarius
09/08/21 5:05:11 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
The secret Pope.
Baldassarre Cossa?
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Questionmarktarius
09/08/21 5:17:21 PM
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M_Live posted...
He was never shot

Sometimes, heads just explode like that for no apparent reason.
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Simon_Gruber
09/08/21 5:18:49 PM
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It was suicide.
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Smashingpmkns
09/08/21 5:37:25 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Sometimes, heads just explode like that for no apparent reason.

Yeah his head just did that
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Bad_Mojo
09/08/21 5:52:20 PM
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Who was removed from the car, though? Someone had their imaged scrubbed

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