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Jagr_68
09/09/21 10:23:33 PM
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Yes you have Force powers and a lightsaber but you're also a B-tier Jedi like Kit Fisto or Ki Adi Mundi.

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Shotgunnova
09/09/21 10:24:45 PM
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I escape in a podracer for five minutes. Easy money.

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Ilishe
09/09/21 10:25:27 PM
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Hahahaha

No

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kuwab0
09/09/21 10:25:57 PM
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Jagr_68
09/09/21 10:28:25 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
I escape in a podracer for five minutes. Easy money.

Somewhere deep in the Star Wars EU lore, Vader probably has his old podracer from Tatooine but it's painted all in black and reinforcedwith a TIE cockpit.

Or he chases you down with his own fighter. Don't think you can outspeed him.

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Disengaged
09/09/21 10:44:32 PM
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Easy money. Foolish Tc never said five minutes of WHAT.

No items. Fox Only. Final destination.


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SpudForce
09/09/21 10:45:52 PM
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What good are Republic credits in the Empire?

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008Zulu
09/09/21 11:20:15 PM
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Vader is the archetypical villain, get him talking, and he won't stop. There's your 5 minutes.

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Bleuets
09/09/21 11:23:21 PM
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Yes cuz Id just use my force powers to hide for five minutes and shoot force lightning so easy money for me.
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Tyranthraxus
09/09/21 11:25:34 PM
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I can hold my breath voluntarily for 1 minute easy. The 4 minutes following that are gonna suck but I'll live.

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Tyranthraxus
09/09/21 11:26:10 PM
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008Zulu posted...
Vader is the archetypical villain, get him talking, and he won't stop. There's your 5 minutes.

This is the same Vader that wrecked Han Solo as soon as he opened the door, right?

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Proto_Spark
09/09/21 11:27:21 PM
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Well, I'll force push him really hard and run away. Robo-Vader probably can't keep up with me running as fast as I can given he's heavily disabled and the suit is clinging him to life.

He'll continuously follow me like a slasher movie villain, but I could last 5 minutes like that.
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Nukazie
09/09/21 11:28:44 PM
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just sword fight or he could use the force bs on me, i'll take my chances either way

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008Zulu
09/10/21 12:58:16 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
This is the same Vader that wrecked Han Solo as soon as he opened the door, right?
Han shot first.

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Nacen
09/10/21 1:02:06 AM
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Republic Credits? Republic Credits are no good out here. I need something more real.

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marthsheretoo
09/10/21 1:02:39 AM
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Pocket sand!

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A_QuietPlace462
09/10/21 1:07:27 AM
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As long as I can start on the high ground

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Tyranthraxus
09/10/21 4:05:17 AM
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008Zulu posted...
Han shot first.
He did. Vader no sold it and rekt him.

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Ilishe
09/12/21 2:14:59 AM
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Proto_Spark posted...
Well, I'll force push him really hard and run away. Robo-Vader probably can't keep up with me running as fast as I can given he's heavily disabled and the suit is clinging him to life.

He'll continuously follow me like a slasher movie villain, but I could last 5 minutes like that.

Vader only ever loses a fight against Luke and he wasn't even really trying to win that time.

I don't think you can outrun this guy.

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Tenmyouji
09/12/21 2:25:15 AM
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One way or another Im not concerned with money anymore. Lets go.

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Naysaspace
09/12/21 2:26:34 AM
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I'm mentally tough enough to overcome his jedi mind tricks, and I absolutely guarantee i can outrun that loser for 5 minutes.

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Gobstoppers12
09/12/21 2:38:18 AM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Yes you have Force powers and a lightsaber but you're also a B-tier Jedi like Kit Fisto or Ki Adi Mundi.
There's a possibility of lasting 5 minutes unless Vader is bloodlusted, in which case you basically just get Force-Crushed immediately.

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Proto_Spark
09/12/21 3:00:53 AM
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Ilishe posted...
Vader only ever loses a fight against Luke and he wasn't even really trying to win that time.

I don't think you can outrun this guy.

Zero expectation I'll win (or outrun for long) but maybe for 5 minutes. And like, mobility is definitely Vader's weakest point.

Still don't have lots of confidence, but its probably my best chance. Though I'm also expecting that if I can last 5 minutes Vader will just go "aww rats" and leave me alone.
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Kimbos_Egg
09/12/21 3:02:21 AM
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easily, i can talk my way out of it.

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GGuirao13
09/12/21 3:03:44 AM
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No deal.

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Shezarr
09/12/21 3:04:16 AM
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Mundi is a Master on the Council <__<

And Vader is pretty lithe even in the suit.

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DeadBankerDream
09/12/21 3:06:11 AM
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What's the inflation level of republic credits? How many do I need to buy a pint of blue milk?

Answer's still nah bro, though.

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Shezarr
09/12/21 3:07:50 AM
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Also, all y'all saying you'll outrun him, even if his mobility is hindered enough to not run after you...there's the whole, you know, Force thing. He can just crush everything around you and throw a house at you

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Kimbos_Egg
09/12/21 3:07:56 AM
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literally you could talk him down guys. In 5 minutes.

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JTilly
09/12/21 3:09:15 AM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
literally you could talk him down guys. In 5 minutes.
Have you not seen starwars?
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