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UnfairRepresent
09/12/21 6:56:34 AM
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How do you distribute the rations?








You're in a decommissioned tank with AOC and Gal Gadot when to your horror you realize you've been sealed inside!

The tank has been processed for scrapping and left in an unmanned warehouse. It's going to be weeks or months before anyone discovers you.

It's extremely hot and cramped. Your phones have no signal and there is a bare minimum of military rations. Enough to meagerly satiate 1 person or keep 2 alive if they pace themselves to the brink of starvation.

Barring a miracle there isn't enough to keep all 3 of you alive




How do you react?
What do you do?


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MyMainAccount
09/12/21 6:57:53 AM
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Months worth of rations for two people? How big is this tank?

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Bolle_Henk_
09/12/21 7:08:34 AM
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I'm gonna eat them both

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Nukazie
09/12/21 7:09:43 AM
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Bolle_Henk_ posted...
I'm gonna eat them both


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SergeantGander
09/12/21 7:12:15 AM
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Bolle_Henk_ posted...
I'm gonna eat them both

Yea but do you fatten them up first or just keep the rations for later

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Kim_Seong-a
09/12/21 7:23:17 AM
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Where is everyone shitting?

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Dreepapult
09/12/21 7:24:03 AM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
Where is everyone shitting?
My thought as well

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BloodMoon7
09/12/21 7:30:34 AM
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I close my eyes and enter an altered plane. I no longer eat or breathe or even think. I no longer am. My eyes never open again.

They'd better not eat me, they have enough food.

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UnfairRepresent
09/12/21 7:32:52 AM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
Where is everyone shitting?
The corner I would imagine

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BloodMoon7
09/12/21 7:39:58 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
The corner I would imagine
I no longer shit

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RaulJenkins
09/12/21 7:42:06 AM
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Destroy ending best ending

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UnfairRepresent
09/12/21 6:32:30 PM
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Dead even so far

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UnfairRepresent
09/12/21 7:50:14 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
No water.
Queue 200+ posts on why I am wrong & the scenario is flawless.

Or just 1

The rations include water


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BeyondWalls
09/12/21 7:56:31 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Or just 1

The rations include water
Theres months of water in this tank?

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Master Kazuya
09/12/21 7:57:26 PM
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I split with AOC so that she likes me

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UnfairRepresent
09/13/21 6:16:45 AM
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BeyondWalls posted...
Theres months of water in this tank?
Maybe if you use it sparsely

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Crazyman93
09/13/21 6:22:04 AM
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Rations are irrelevant. If the tank is sealed anywhere near airtight, and if it's a cold war tank it probably is, we will be dead of oxygen deprivation long before running out of food is an issue. That said, I kill anyone who freaks out or makes fire.

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Shotgunnova
09/13/21 6:32:13 AM
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BeyondWalls posted...
Theres months of water in this tank?
Maybe it's a decommissioned water tank, lmao.

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UnfairRepresent
09/13/21 6:34:29 AM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Maybe it's a decommissioned water tank, lmao.
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gatorsPENSbucs
09/13/21 7:31:00 AM
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I dont know who or what AOC is but if its a person Ill share evenly with everyone.

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ZevLoveDOOM
09/13/21 7:42:10 AM
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why do most of these fantasy scenarios involve AOC or Gal Gadot? lol
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
09/13/21 7:54:47 AM
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Kill the worst person there: AOC, then share the rations with Gal Gadot.

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deoxxys
09/13/21 8:25:38 AM
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We eat AOC and then Galga dot and I make love

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UnfairRepresent
09/13/21 2:20:00 PM
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Man sacrifice yourself to save them is winning

Uncharacteristic for CE. Who would save a dog over a baby.

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PatrickMahomes
09/13/21 2:33:14 PM
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Whoever wants to sit on my face for longest will get my vote

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Lost_All_Senses
09/13/21 2:45:28 PM
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History tells me that the first thing they're gonna do is beat the shit out of me. Then I won't even be in the conversation.

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mustachedmystic
09/13/21 2:45:51 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Kill the worst person there: AOC, then share the rations with Gal Gadot.
Good job, now Gal and you are stuck in a tank with a rotting corpse.

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BeyondWalls
09/13/21 2:49:22 PM
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Why is this the CEman's decision? Because I'm pretty sure AOC could beat the shit out of the average CEman. So the real question is, how will you beg to AOC for your cut of the rations?

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sabrestorm
09/13/21 2:50:03 PM
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i drive the tank to the nearest store and buy food

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Turbam
09/13/21 2:51:30 PM
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I break out of the tank

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UnfairRepresent
09/13/21 2:52:20 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
History tells me that the first thing they're gonna do is beat the shit out of me. Then I won't even be in the conversation.

BeyondWalls posted...
Why is this the CEman's decision? Because I'm pretty sure AOC could beat the shit out of the average CEman. So the real question is, how will you beg to AOC for your cut of the rations?
AOC is like 104 pounds soaking wet

A teenage boy could overpower her

sabrestorm posted...
i drive the tank to the nearest store and buy food
its decommissioned

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MyMainAccount
09/14/21 12:33:14 AM
#34:


BeyondWalls posted...
Theres months of water in this tank?
This tank is getting bigger and bigger. It's more of a building at this point.


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Naysaspace
09/14/21 12:34:25 AM
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who

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UnfairRepresent
09/14/21 6:06:51 AM
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Naysaspace posted...
who
You, AOC and Gal Gadot

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scamatoru
09/14/21 6:08:56 AM
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keep the rations plow gal gadot

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Ratchetrockon
09/14/21 6:11:37 AM
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I give all of it to aoc ill even allow her to eat me after i die in a couple of days


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UnfairRepresent
09/14/21 6:43:52 AM
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scamatoru posted...
keep the rations plow gal gadot
eww

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shnangyboos
09/14/21 6:46:53 AM
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Keep the food to myself, and say something like "I've got plenty of meat you ladies can eat on if you get hungry"

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UnfairRepresent
09/15/21 11:57:46 PM
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Also AOC is wearing this:



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Kanaya413
09/16/21 12:00:08 AM
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Who is aoc????
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ModLogic
09/16/21 12:01:13 AM
#43:


destroy all the rations. no one gonna be pooping in the tank.

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ThePusher
09/16/21 12:01:49 AM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
Where is everyone shitting?

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Kanaya413
09/16/21 12:03:05 AM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
Whoever wants to sit on my face for longest will get my vote

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UnfairRepresent
09/16/21 12:05:49 AM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Who is aoc????
New York Congresswoman and one of the very very few left wing politicians in government

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Kanaya413
09/16/21 12:35:41 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
New York Congresswoman and one of the very very few left wing politicians in government
Thank you!
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Questionmarktarius
09/16/21 12:44:10 AM
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MyMainAccount posted...
This tank is getting bigger and bigger. It's more of a building at this point.
Then, my first reaction would be "holy shit, the Nazis actually built a Ratte"
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UnfairRepresent
09/17/21 4:36:42 PM
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I love how even it is

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The_Korey
09/17/21 4:39:35 PM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
Where is everyone shitting?

Good question. Human-centipeding kould solve our ration and shitting problems.

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