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guy12345
09/12/21 7:08:01 PM
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I am 42 and have had the worst luck that is possible in the history of the universe. It's beyond random probability so I can only assume there is an intelligent designer who delights in my misery
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Mead
09/12/21 7:08:43 PM
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have you tried hating them back?

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Greenfox111
09/12/21 7:39:05 PM
#3:


what ails you friend

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Don't ask.
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Far-Queue
09/12/21 7:54:21 PM
#4:


Sweep gods leg and stomp his holy balls

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Metalsonic66
09/12/21 8:24:39 PM
#5:


But Jesus loves you

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guy12345
09/12/21 8:34:21 PM
#6:


Greenfox111 posted...
what ails you friend

I'm desperately lonely and depressed
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wolfy42
09/12/21 9:38:18 PM
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I have bad news for you, you are god.

You signed yourself up for this in order to fight endless boredom.

In fact, you have countless other lives that you will live in solitude after this one, all for the same reason.

The only person you can blame is yourself.

And you didn't write in a failsafe, so it's not going to end.

Only consolation I can give you is we are all in the same boat, the exact same boat in fact.

Also you won't know any of this most of the time, so that is something.

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Monopoman
09/12/21 10:15:37 PM
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To be fair, being super happy and having everything you want actually doesn't make people happy long term.

At that point you start hoping for some adversary to make life more interesting and fun.
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MushroomMuncher
09/12/21 10:20:26 PM
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Monopoman posted...
To be fair, being super happy and having everything you want actually doesn't make people happy long term.
Aren't those called "Dopamine rushes"? Short lived happiness that eventually fades?

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Monopoman
09/12/21 11:49:01 PM
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MushroomMuncher posted...
Aren't those called "Dopamine rushes"? Short lived happiness that eventually fades?

Nah, it's more that humans just get tired of having nothing but good stuff in their lives. Misery is what makes a human, not that many people have nothing but happiness in their lives. Even those rich as fuck people that seem to have it all can have major problems.

While too much misery can make someone feel even worse, most lives need a mix of both to be good.
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DirtBasedSoap
09/12/21 11:49:50 PM
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Monopoman posted...
Misery is what makes a human
yeah, we need contrast to appreciate how good/bad things truly are

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Far-Queue
09/12/21 11:55:31 PM
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https://youtu.be/Q0uj8YsHYzQ

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Far-Queue
09/12/21 11:56:00 PM
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https://youtu.be/0aA5NxTujqg

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Wanded
09/13/21 4:59:40 AM
#14:


guy12345 posted...
I'm desperately lonely and depressed
do a candida juicing cleanse diet for 3 months, work out and go out

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Metalsonic66
09/13/21 9:18:27 PM
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Monopoman posted...
Misery is what makes a human
I dunno man. It's a good book and an even better movie, but it's not world-changing or anything

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wolfy42
09/13/21 9:52:23 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
I dunno man. It's a good book and an even better movie, but it's not world-changing or anything

Kathy Bates inspires fear in the soul, hence the validity of humanity.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.
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Mead
09/13/21 9:55:42 PM
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There can be no joy without suffering. The deeper the suffering, the greater capacity for joy.

-Tommy Pickles

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KodyKeir
09/14/21 1:18:42 AM
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Just raise your fists to the sky and shout "Hasa Diga Eebowai!"

https://youtu.be/xLb7_UrV3-A

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PunishedOni
09/14/21 1:23:17 AM
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hiya buddy, it's me god. i just wanted to let you know i don't hate you. actually the devil tricked me into tormenting you to prove that you'd still be good. just like job! i'm kinda dumb sorry lol

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Conner4REAL
09/14/21 1:56:29 AM
#20:


you can hate a fictional character but it is impossible for said fictional character to hate you.

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Molitheus
09/14/21 3:31:41 AM
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Conner4REAL posted...
you can hate a fictional character but it is impossible for said fictional character to hate you.
Hmm...Let me see what's the best way to say "No Shit". Oh, I know, "NO, SHIT".


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Sarcasthma
09/14/21 5:20:06 AM
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Molitheus posted...
Hmm...Let me see what's the best way to say "No Shit". Oh, I know, "NO, SHIT".
Why'd you add that comma the second time?

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A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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