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Intro2Logic
09/13/21 2:38:39 PM
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What about Mammoth Park?
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1437479948302835714


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Feline_Heart
09/13/21 2:39:45 PM
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What could possibly go wrong?

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Pepys Monster
09/13/21 2:39:56 PM
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It wont be a real Wooly Mammoth, though. Just a mutated elephant.

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lilORANG
09/13/21 2:42:06 PM
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Yeah... a wooly mammoth isn't going to fair well in progressively warmer climates lol.
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Antifar
09/13/21 2:43:20 PM
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The invisible hand of the market has dedicated $15 million towards this; who are we to say it's a bad idea?

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itachi15243
09/13/21 2:44:20 PM
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We can tranquilize rlephants, so it's not much more dangerous than an elephant park i assume.

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Alteres
09/13/21 2:48:47 PM
#7:


Can't they just get nearly perfectly preserved mammoth DNA from all the frozen ones they keep finding in russia?

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Punished_Joseph
09/13/21 2:51:08 PM
#8:


What a waste if $15 million dollars
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masterpug53
09/13/21 3:00:07 PM
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I can see it now. The visitors to Ice Age Park are trapped in their automated jeeps, power out due to a raging nor'easter. They hear a slow, steady, ominous rumble. The water in their Nalgene bottles ripples with every step. A young boy in the car looks over to see the crate of fresh greens behind the fence is mysteriously absent. His sister nervously asks 'where's the greens?' a split-second before a mangled husk of cabbage splatters across the windshield. The boy looks up in horror at the sight of the floopy brown snout toying with the now-powerless electric fence, and the silhouette of curved tusks against the blinding snowstorm. It begins.

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The Popo
09/13/21 3:02:16 PM
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*Hundreds of thousands go hungry every day*

Millionaires: Lets clone hairy elephants!

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Hambo the Hog
09/13/21 3:08:52 PM
#11:


Okay so clearly Jurassic Park is a bad idea, but
Already wrong, but okay.

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monkmith
09/13/21 3:12:53 PM
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this about the russian guy who wants to bring them back to rehab some tundra? i think he introduced bison in the area he's researching as a close approximation.

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safemoon
09/13/21 3:14:05 PM
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They could do the same with the wholly rhino too
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thronedfire2
09/13/21 3:14:57 PM
#14:


What happens when the mammoths remember humans would have hunted them into extinction given the chance and decide to seek vengeance?

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unnamedsoldier
09/13/21 3:16:22 PM
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Hairy elephants just don't inspire the same sense of awe and wonder that a motherfucking T-Rex does
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Feline_Heart
09/13/21 3:30:21 PM
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unnamedsoldier posted...
Hairy elephants just don't inspire the same sense of awe and wonder that a motherfucking T-Rex does
They could mutate chickens into T-Rexs next

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