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NeonOctopus
09/14/21 2:04:41 PM
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Read the fine print, bitch


You get $10 billion, but everytime you deed, everyone in the world's entire field of vision automatically tunes into you stroking your sausage including your face, dick, reactions, and what you're watching. Any attempts to block any of these will fail instantly. Once you're done, everyone's vision will return to normal. No one under the age of 18 will see this. But it's up to the parents whether to have that awkward talk to their 17yo child before their birthday or let them find out on their own >__> As for high intensity jobs like surgeons, pilots, etc...... well, society will eventually find a way to adjust to the random unpredictable lapses in vision. I'm sure >_>

Also, you MUST deed once a week for at least a cumulative 5 minutes or you'll die. You can deed more than that if you want, but that's the minimum. No harm is guaranteed to come to you from your deeding escapades.

Do you accept? >_>

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FabIe
09/14/21 2:05:37 PM
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... what

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Aki_Sora
09/14/21 2:06:44 PM
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Deal
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Arcanine2009
09/14/21 2:06:50 PM
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pretty sure everyone would lock me up within a month and make me die on my own.

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Lukey_Bug
09/14/21 2:07:00 PM
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I'm pretty sure you've done this one before...

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ToadallyAwesome
09/14/21 2:07:01 PM
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FabIe posted...
... what

This

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Lokison
09/14/21 2:07:59 PM
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FabIe posted...
... what
The fuck?

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SSJPurple
09/14/21 2:08:54 PM
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Whats the downside again?

Do you understand how much 10 billion really is?

For ten billi idgaf about what anyone says or thinks lol enjoy watching me wank off while Im laughing to the bank afterwards.

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NeonOctopus
09/14/21 2:09:45 PM
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SSJPurple posted...
For ten billi idgaf about what anyone says or thinks lol enjoy watching me wank off while Im laughing to the bank afterwards.
lmao

Lukey_Bug posted...
I'm pretty sure you've done this one before...
Yeah, but I want new opinions

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NeonOctopus
09/14/21 2:10:37 PM
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Woozul posted...
Not worth traumatizing that many people
Not if they like what they see

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TheRadiant
09/14/21 2:11:07 PM
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I barely do it so sure

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sabrestorm
09/14/21 2:11:28 PM
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Deal

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LordMarshal
09/14/21 2:11:43 PM
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Deeding for 5 minutes....

Gee, ok.

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NeonOctopus
09/14/21 2:11:50 PM
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TheRadiant posted...
I barely do it so sure

NeonOctopus posted...
Also, you MUST deed once a week for at least a cumulative 5 minutes or you'll die.


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Kanaya413
09/14/21 2:12:48 PM
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I die and my family gets 10 billion
whats the down side
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NeonOctopus
09/14/21 2:13:04 PM
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Don't forget to improvise. Like you can take in sponsorship deals and hawk products for extra money while you're stoking it since literally everyone in the world is watching. What company wouldn't want that kind of publicity!?

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JimmyFraska
09/14/21 2:13:08 PM
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Absolutely
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SoggyBottomBoy
09/14/21 2:13:15 PM
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Aint nobody tuning in for that, I promise.

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NeonOctopus
09/14/21 2:13:28 PM
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SoggyBottomBoy posted...
Aint nobody tuning in for that, I promise.
They don't have a choice

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Kanaya413
09/14/21 2:14:01 PM
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Lukey_Bug posted...
I'm pretty sure you've done this one before...
Yeah someone has LOL
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NoxObscuras
09/14/21 2:16:19 PM
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What about if I have sex once a week? Will that remove the need to deed or die?

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NeonOctopus
09/14/21 2:18:20 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
What about if I have sex once a week? Will that remove the need to deed or die?
No, you still have to deed.

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LordYeezus
09/14/21 2:20:40 PM
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Sure, I'll turn it into my own reality show.

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TheRadiant
09/14/21 2:21:47 PM
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Can I get sponsorships and earn more money? I mean what company would pass up free air time everyone in the world has to see

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NeoShadowhen
09/14/21 2:25:10 PM
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No harm will come to me? Fantastic.

Ill do it at the same time each week to make it easier on everyone. Ill read religious texts while doing it.
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NoxObscuras
09/14/21 2:27:36 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
No, you still have to deed.
Then nope. At best, most of the world would hate me and I'd be recognized wherever I go. At worst, people would actively try to kill me to make it stop.

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Kanaya413
09/14/21 2:28:27 PM
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So like what if someoen is asleep or blind
would they see
would people revolt against the random deeding
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NeonOctopus
09/14/21 2:37:11 PM
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TheRadiant posted...
Can I get sponsorships and earn more money? I mean what company would pass up free air time everyone in the world has to see

NeonOctopus posted...
Don't forget to improvise. Like you can take in sponsorship deals and hawk products for extra money while you're stoking it since literally everyone in the world is watching. What company wouldn't want that kind of publicity!?


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NeonOctopus
09/14/21 8:30:11 PM
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Rayman2
09/14/21 8:31:39 PM
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Deal. But what if I can't finish in 5 minutes?

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NeonOctopus
09/14/21 8:32:52 PM
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Rayman2 posted...
Deal. But what if I can't finish in 5 minutes?
Guess you gotta deed twice then. As long as it adds up to 5 minutes within a week, you're good.

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BloodMoon7
09/14/21 8:35:28 PM
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Deal. I then proceed to never touch myself again.

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Nukazie
09/14/21 8:35:57 PM
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give me the moenys

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NeonOctopus
09/14/21 8:35:58 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Deal. I then proceed to never touch myself again.
It's like no one reads the fine print >_>

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Rayman2
09/14/21 8:36:24 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Guess you gotta deed twice then. As long as it adds up to 5 minutes within a week, you're good.
I think you read it wrong like what if I do it for 30 minutes but cant finish

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BloodMoon7
09/14/21 8:36:40 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
It's like no one reads the fine print >_>
I did read it.

C, final answer.

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RetsuZaiZen
09/14/21 8:36:49 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Then nope. At best, most of the world would hate me and I'd be recognized wherever I go. At worst, people would actively try to kill me to make it stop.
For 10 billion you can insulate yourself very easily and quickly.

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NeonOctopus
09/14/21 8:37:14 PM
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Rayman2 posted...
I think you read it wrong like what if I do it for 30 minutes but cant finish
idk lol. You probably should climax to cash out all that deed time >_>

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Ratchetrockon
09/14/21 8:38:04 PM
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Deal

Ill just let every1 know my situation. That if i dont do this every couple of hours ill die.

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monkmith
09/14/21 8:39:18 PM
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you'll all learn to enjoy it eventually.

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NeonOctopus
09/14/21 8:39:55 PM
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16-BITTER posted...
This. Start incorporating plot and character arcs and fancy costumes.

Make it the same time every weekend and people will be begging to talk about it around the water cooler on Monday
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samurai bandit
09/14/21 11:18:41 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
You get $10 billion, but everytime you deed, everyone in the world's entire field of vision

My deeding will speed up Mars colonization so they wont have to watch me anymore. It's a win win situation for everyone.

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yutterh
09/15/21 12:00:15 AM
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Can't do it. People will be scarred by what I watch. Do I wont be able to properly deed as I can't watch what I would like.

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LeoRavus
09/15/21 12:09:30 AM
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I'm not sure if I could last 5 minutes.

But I'd take the deal. I'd change my name, move to another country, and build me an underground fortress in a secluded location so no one could find me. While it's being built I'd keep my face covered when talking to contractors so they wouldn't know I was the deeder.

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HylianFox
09/15/21 12:18:46 AM
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it's their loss

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CoolMaskGuy
09/15/21 12:21:56 AM
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No, this is pretty insane lol and I wouldn't take this deal for any amount.

Would have taken it if I could simply never deed again.
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Heartomaton
09/15/21 12:25:38 AM
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I deed while sitting on a big pile of money, just to add insult to it.

"Not only do you have to watch me beat it, but I also have more money than you ever will."

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IfGodCouldDie
09/15/21 12:26:04 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
every couple of hours
Lol

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