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NeonOctopus 09/15/21 2:50:56 PM #1:	Prosecutor just called me to testify as a witness against this dude that assaulted me and a few others at work in 2019 >_> Kinda nervous to testify. Should I play some Ace Attorney get myself ready in a few months? --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:958084473] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>Prosecutor just called me to testify as a witness against this dude that assaulted me and a few others at work in 2019 >_> Kinda nervous to testify. Should I play some Ace Attorney get myself ready in a few months? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 09/15/21 2:52:49 PM #2:	They're gonna fucking grill you to try and get that dude off so practice your statements so you don't get tripped up and come off as an uncreditable witness. Remember what he did, vocalize it, make sure your details are accurate because any mistake on your part will be noticed and hammered on to get the client off by his defense --- A worthless existence <cite>tremain07 posted [p:958084538] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>They're gonna fucking grill you to try and get that dude off so practice your statements so you don't get tripped up and come off as an uncreditable witness. Remember what he did, vocalize it, make sure your details are accurate because any mistake on your part will be noticed and hammered on to get the client off by his defense </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BignutzisBack 09/15/21 2:55:36 PM #3:	I was a witness at a trial one time in high school, I was super nervous even though I didn't do anything wrong. I hated sitting up on that podium while everyone stared at me lol --- https://imgur.com/plA0Vg9 https://media.giphy.com/media/dgK22exekwOLm/giphy.gif <cite>BignutzisBack posted [p:958084625] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>I was a witness at a trial one time in high school, I was super nervous even though I didn't do anything wrong. I hated sitting up on that podium while everyone stared at me lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PatrickMahomes 09/15/21 2:56:36 PM #5:	jeez what happened? --- https://imgur.com/cEQy3f4 / https://imgur.com/gWKaLHC <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:958084654] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>jeez what happened? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 09/15/21 2:57:47 PM #6:	NeonOctopus posted... Prosecutor just called me to testify as a witness against this dude that assaulted me and a few others at work in 2019 >_> Kinda nervous to testify. Should I play some Ace Attorney get myself ready in a few months? Yes. You need to practice your witness meltdown testimony. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:958084680] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>Prosecutor just called me to testify as a witness against this dude that assaulted me and a few others at work in 2019 >_> Kinda nervous to testify. Should I play some Ace Attorney get myself ready in a few months?</quote> Yes. You need to practice your witness meltdown testimony. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkBuster22904 09/15/21 2:57:51 PM #7:	NeonOctopus posted... Should I play some Ace Attorney get myself ready in a few months? I mean, only if you plan to confess you were actually the assaulter while on the stand. That said, feel free to throw your toupee in the defense's face --- Haven't had a good sig idea since 2006 <cite>DarkBuster22904 posted [p:958084682] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>Should I play some Ace Attorney get myself ready in a few months?</quote>I mean, only if you plan to confess you were actually the assaulter while on the stand. That said, feel free to throw your toupee in the defense's face </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spidey5 09/15/21 2:59:54 PM #8:	Neon's Phoenix Wright style breakdown would involve spilling of pictures of real and anime tiddies. --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/Strangeone2007.png https://imgur.com/wfUGrp5 <cite>Spidey5 posted [p:958084753] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>Neon's Phoenix Wright style breakdown would involve spilling of pictures of real and anime tiddies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 09/15/21 5:30:02 PM #9:	tremain07 posted... They're gonna fucking grill you to try and get that dude off so practice your statements so you don't get tripped up and come off as an uncreditable witness. Remember what he did, vocalize it, make sure your details are accurate because any mistake on your part will be noticed and hammered on to get the client off by his defense Yeah, i'm nervous about the defense nitpicking every little thing in my statement >_> I hate lawyers but you need them --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:958089344] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>tremain07 posted... </cite> <quote>They're gonna fucking grill you to try and get that dude off so practice your statements so you don't get tripped up and come off as an uncreditable witness. Remember what he did, vocalize it, make sure your details are accurate because any mistake on your part will be noticed and hammered on to get the client off by his defense</quote>Yeah, i'm nervous about the defense nitpicking every little thing in my statement >_> I hate lawyers but you need them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 09/15/21 5:31:23 PM #10:	NeonOctopus posted... Yeah, i'm nervous about the defense nitpicking every little thing in my statement >_> I hate lawyers but you need them Just don't volunteer any information. Always give the smallest amount of information that satisfies the answer for the question. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:958089384] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah, i'm nervous about the defense nitpicking every little thing in my statement >_> I hate lawyers but you need them</quote>Just don't volunteer any information. Always give the smallest amount of information that satisfies the answer for the question. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta2 09/15/21 5:36:06 PM #11:	Don't lie under oath, so tell da truth when dey ask you "Ass or boobs?" --- https://imgur.com/8YZ4i https://imgur.com/205g6FR http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif https://imgur.com/IBJCH6O <cite>ssj3vegeta2 posted [p:958089520] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>Don't lie under oath, so tell da truth when dey ask you "Ass or boobs?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 09/15/21 5:36:12 PM #12:	I just had to deal with this and I have two pieces of advice. The lawyers will often just ramble on and on and then cram a small question in at the end to confuse you or to elicit a longer answer. Let them do it and ask them to repeat the question. Then they either have to remember all the bullcrap they said before the actual question or just rephrase it like a normal person. Also, when in doubt the answer is I dont know. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:958089524] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>I just had to deal with this and I have two pieces of advice. The lawyers will often just ramble on and on and then cram a small question in at the end to confuse you or to elicit a longer answer. Let them do it and ask them to repeat the question. Then they either have to remember all the bullcrap they said before the actual question or just rephrase it like a normal person. Also, when in doubt the answer is I dont know. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RoseLuck2022462 09/15/21 5:41:09 PM #14:	Did you fuck him up in self defense? --- Mac Book Pro 16 - 6-Core i7-9750H @ 2.60GHz - 32gb DDR4 2667 MHz - Radeon Pro 5500M 8gb - 2TB Apple SSD Pon/Pone <cite>RoseLuck2022462 posted [p:958089654] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>Did you fuck him up in self defense? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 09/15/21 5:41:24 PM #15:	Make thorough notes and do not be afraid to ask for time to check them. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:958089666] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>Make thorough notes and do not be afraid to ask for time to check them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 09/15/21 5:55:40 PM #16:	ssj3vegeta2 posted... Don't lie under oath, so tell da truth when dey ask you "Ass or boobs?" Always boobs. Always --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:958090077] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>ssj3vegeta2 posted... </cite> <quote>Don't lie under oath, so tell da truth when dey ask you "Ass or boobs?"</quote>Always boobs. Always </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shezarr 09/15/21 5:56:37 PM #17:	Not my first thought when I see "neonoctopus" and "trial" --- The artist formerly known as RebelElite791 <cite>Shezarr posted [p:958090103] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>Not my first thought when I see "neonoctopus" and "trial" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 09/15/21 5:58:39 PM #18:	RedWhiteBlue posted... https://objection.lol/objection/1869156 https://objection.lol/objection/1869173 --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:958090171] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>RedWhiteBlue posted... </cite> <quote>https://objection.lol/objection/1869156</quote>https://objection.lol/objection/1869173 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 09/15/21 5:59:19 PM #19:	RoseLuck2022462 posted... Did you fuck him up in self defense? A cop did. That's all I can probably say >_> He assaulted me, my partner, and 2 cops at the same time. One of the cops got the worst of it, but I was probably 2nd worst lol --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:958090199] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>RoseLuck2022462 posted... </cite> <quote>Did you fuck him up in self defense?</quote>A cop did. That's all I can probably say >_> He assaulted me, my partner, and 2 cops at the same time. One of the cops got the worst of it, but I was probably 2nd worst lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 09/15/21 5:59:49 PM #20:	divot1338 posted... I just had to deal with this and I have two pieces of advice. The lawyers will often just ramble on and on and then cram a small question in at the end to confuse you or to elicit a longer answer. Let them do it and ask them to repeat the question. Then they either have to remember all the bullcrap they said before the actual question or just rephrase it like a normal person. Also, when in doubt the answer is I dont know. Nice, thanks for that advice --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:958090208] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>divot1338 posted... </cite> <quote>I just had to deal with this and I have two pieces of advice. The lawyers will often just ramble on and on and then cram a small question in at the end to confuse you or to elicit a longer answer. Let them do it and ask them to repeat the question. Then they either have to remember all the bullcrap they said before the actual question or just rephrase it like a normal person. Also, when in doubt the answer is I dont know.</quote>Nice, thanks for that advice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Disengaged 09/15/21 6:03:46 PM #21:	NeonOctopus posted... Prosecutor just called me to testify as a witness against this dude that assaulted me and a few others at work in 2019 >_> Kinda nervous to testify. Should I play some Ace Attorney get myself ready in a few months? ..... ........ Is your brother named Launch? Is this your assailant? --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. <cite>Disengaged posted [p:958090314] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>Prosecutor just called me to testify as a witness against this dude that assaulted me and a few others at work in 2019 >_> Kinda nervous to testify. Should I play some Ace Attorney get myself ready in a few months?</quote> ..... ........ Is your brother named Launch? Is this your assailant? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 09/15/21 6:14:12 PM #22:	Disengaged posted... ..... ........ Is your brother named Launch? Is this your assailant? I don't get it >_> --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:958090609] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>Disengaged posted... </cite> <quote>..... ........ Is your brother named Launch? Is this your assailant? </quote>I don't get it >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Disengaged 09/15/21 8:06:47 PM #23:	NeonOctopus posted... I don't get it >_> That little blue shit has been assaulting, and robbing, hundreds of reploids just trying to do their jobs since the 90's. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. <cite>Disengaged posted [p:958093801] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>I don't get it >_></quote> That little blue shit has been assaulting, and robbing, hundreds of reploids just trying to do their jobs since the 90's. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 09/16/21 6:39:58 AM #24:	I feel like a huge fucking nerd, but Squid Alder is Launch Octopus's brother >_> but I get what you were doing lol --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:958105598] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>I feel like a huge fucking nerd, but Squid Alder is Launch Octopus's brother >_> but I get what you were doing lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 09/16/21 7:40:27 AM #25:	Tyranthraxus posted... Just don't volunteer any information. Always give the smallest amount of information that satisfies the answer for the question. Some of the best advice ive ever recieved was always tell the truth if asked but dont volunteer any info that wasnt asked for --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:958106273] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>Just don't volunteer any information. Always give the smallest amount of information that satisfies the answer for the question.</quote> Some of the best advice ive ever recieved was always tell the truth if asked but dont volunteer any info that wasnt asked for </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 09/16/21 6:35:17 PM #26:	I talked to the DA today and he basically said yeah, just keep it short and answer only what they ask. And also to wait before I answer in case they want to object to the question before I talk >_> --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:958122687] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>I talked to the DA today and he basically said yeah, just keep it short and answer only what they ask. And also to wait before I answer in case they want to object to the question before I talk >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PrettyBoyFloyd 09/16/21 6:48:34 PM #27:	Couldn't you and the others just have waited a few weeks or so and personally handled this person yourselves and skip all this trial nonsense? --- The Evil Republicans - Est.2004 - WoT [Government Destabilizing Branch] <cite>PrettyBoyFloyd posted [p:958123035] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>Couldn't you and the others just have waited a few weeks or so and personally handled this person yourselves and skip all this trial nonsense? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trappedunderice 09/16/21 6:51:06 PM #28:	This happened. <cite>trappedunderice posted [p:958123099] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>This happened. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RamboCell29 09/16/21 7:00:04 PM #29:	"I don't know" is a perfectly fine answer to a question. Don't lie under oath. --- Don't support the destruction of gaming. Don't buy an Xbox One. <cite>RamboCell29 posted [p:958123336] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>"I don't know" is a perfectly fine answer to a question. Don't lie under oath. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabrestorm 09/16/21 7:06:06 PM #30:	Just tell the truth and dont embellish anything --- The Truth is the Truth <cite>sabrestorm posted [p:958123485] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>Just tell the truth and dont embellish anything </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 09/16/21 7:08:30 PM #31:	Are you actually testifying? Ive been subpoena hundreds of times but only had to take the stand once --- https://s6.gifyu.com/images/FAA2F70E-9A97-44BC-A273-317FBB843AE2.gif <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:958123546] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>Are you actually testifying? Ive been subpoena hundreds of times but only had to take the stand once </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mybbqrules 09/16/21 7:14:39 PM #32:	tremain07 posted... They're gonna fucking grill you to try and get that dude off so practice your statements so you don't get tripped up and come off as an uncreditable witness. Remember what he did, vocalize it, make sure your details are accurate because any mistake on your part will be noticed and hammered on to get the client off by his defense This. Have dates and times if possible. Write it down if necessary. Being prepared is a huge help. --- Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021. <cite>mybbqrules posted [p:958123704] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>tremain07 posted... </cite> <quote>They're gonna fucking grill you to try and get that dude off so practice your statements so you don't get tripped up and come off as an uncreditable witness. Remember what he did, vocalize it, make sure your details are accurate because any mistake on your part will be noticed and hammered on to get the client off by his defense</quote>This. Have dates and times if possible. Write it down if necessary. Being prepared is a huge help. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimmyFraska 09/16/21 7:33:46 PM #33:	You're civilian life is done bro. The FBI warned you on the 90s arcade machines "Winners don't do drugs" but you didnt listen did you, now where are you <cite>JimmyFraska posted [p:958124249] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>You're civilian life is done bro. The FBI warned you on the 90s arcade machines "Winners don't do drugs" but you didnt listen did you, now where are you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 09/16/21 8:20:41 PM #34:	darkprince45 posted... Are you actually testifying? Ive been subpoena hundreds of times but only had to take the stand once Considering me, my partner, and a cop went to the hospital over this guy, yeah >_> DA seems pretty set on getting us to take the stand --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:958125572] in Welp, goin... [t:79663067]...</cite> <quote>darkprince45 posted... </cite> <quote>Are you actually testifying? Ive been subpoena hundreds of times but only had to take the stand once</quote>Considering me, my partner, and a cop went to the hospital over this guy, yeah >_> DA seems pretty set on getting us to take the stand </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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