Poll of the Day > Take a popular song and make it about goats

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captpackrat
09/15/21 8:02:25 PM
#1:


Jessie is a friend
Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a goat and I want to make her mine

And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's loving him with that body, I just know it
Yeah and he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Jessie's goat
I wish that I had Jessie's goat
Where can I find a nanny like that?

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Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
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Muscles
09/15/21 8:04:19 PM
#2:


I ain't saying she's a gold digger but she ain't messing with no broke goat

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captpackrat
09/15/21 8:05:40 PM
#3:


Billy goat is not my lover
He's just a goat who claims that I am the one.
But the kid is not my son.


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Dmess85
09/15/21 8:12:02 PM
#4:


Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time

It's fun to stay at the GOAT
It's fun to stay at the GOAT

They have everything for you men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys

It's fun to stay at the GOAT
It's fun to stay at the GOAT

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal
You can do what about you feel


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Mead
09/15/21 8:16:22 PM
#5:


I like goat butts and I cannot lie

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Clench281
09/15/21 8:17:56 PM
#6:


Gimme, gimme, gimme a goat after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away
Gimme, gimme, gimme a goat after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day

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Take me for what I am -- who I was meant to be.
And if you give a damn, take me baby, or leave me.
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DirtBasedSoap
09/15/21 8:25:36 PM
#7:


And well all goat on okay

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captpackrat
09/15/21 8:26:11 PM
#8:


Goatfinger...
He's the goat, with horns you'd love to touch.
But do not touch...

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captpackrat
09/15/21 8:27:20 PM
#9:


Some goats
Love to run around
Love to headbutt everything they see

But my goat
Has more fun around
And I know she'd rather bleat at me

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Llamachama
09/15/21 8:34:50 PM
#10:


Dame da ne. Dame yo dame na no yo
Anta ga suki de sukisugite
Dore dake tsuyoi osake demo
Yugamanai omoide ga goat mitai

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Firewood18
09/15/21 11:55:55 PM
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You remind me of the goat
what goat?
The goat of power
what power?
The power of satanism

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