Current Events > Attention: Ladies of Current Events

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Also known as CEgals (to be honest Ive always thought that would only apply to Jonathan Livingston, but what would I know*).

Anyway, ladies of Current Events:

I am taken, like many of the best toilet stalls. My apologies.

*As a digression, my housemaster at school was unutterably obsessed with Jonathan Livingston Seagull. He read the novella in its entirety at least twice during my first year in long trousers. He was an ex bouncer who had a slight crouch and a limp due to an unfortunate incident with a reprobates knife to the knee. He was good people, though. I ran into him a few years ago and he recognised me and was exceptionally excited to hear about my career trajectory. I suspect he thought Id be a wastrel or a burnout of some description, but Ive always been a challenger and the only thing Ive burnt out has been my o-ring.

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Clarification: My o-ring has subsequently been thoroughly serviced and meets all possible regulations and stipulations.

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