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Oubliettes
09/28/21 9:43:04 AM
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got dozens. of duplicates from years of bundles. some are shovelware, some triple A, some good indies. dunno off the top of my head all of what i have, but i know bloodstained from last month's humble is one.

not watching videos or going to external links

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cadcrafter
09/28/21 9:45:19 AM
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i want lemm to eat ten egg
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Tropicalwood
09/28/21 9:46:37 AM
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The Nintendo Master
09/28/21 9:48:34 AM
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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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HaVeNII7
09/28/21 10:08:20 AM
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I bet singers know exactly what note they moan in. I once heard that R. Kelly moans in A Minor.

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Garioshi
09/28/21 10:11:01 AM
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Did you hear about the guy who made a revolver out of Jell-O?

He was arrested for carrying a congealed weapon

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LincolnDuncan
09/28/21 10:12:23 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTCEPBDekH4

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brotrrwinner
09/28/21 10:14:00 AM
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September 21st, 2008
Never forget
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LincolnDuncan
09/28/21 10:15:38 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9K4N328OI8

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Veggeta_MAX
09/28/21 10:17:34 AM
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Why did Piglet look in the toilet for?

To look for Pooh

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Veggeta_MAX
09/28/21 10:18:00 AM
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What do you call it when Batman skips out on church?

Christian Bale

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LincolnDuncan
09/28/21 10:41:54 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2c-X8HiBng

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Oubliettes
09/28/21 1:29:08 PM
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DarthDemented
09/28/21 1:30:35 PM
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PiOverlord
09/28/21 1:31:21 PM
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What do math teachers wear?

Alge-BRAS


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Cocytus
09/28/21 1:37:36 PM
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A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.

"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."

The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.

"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.

"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"

"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
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